what do you call a sad cup of coffee? depresso.
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what do you call a sad cup of coffee? depresso.
do you guys think that people still believe i single handedly put an entire strip club of dancers through college?
ate too much. tummy explode now
the bird that lives in our garden hates me and is plotting my demise, i just know it
can i get an F in the chat? my wife and 10 year old were having an entire conversation in russian and now the 10 year old is making fun of me because i'm not as fluent as i used to be.
but that's not the part she's making fun of me for, why is she making fun of me? because i forgot for an entire minute and a half that i can speak english and responded to their convo (of which i can understand EVERYTHING) in turkish.
i yearn. what do i yearn for? tbd
“i should take a walk for my mental health” boring, tired, i don’t even really wanna do it tbh
“i need to check the perimeter” i need to check the perimeter
i love when my wife sends me links to a six hour spotify audio called "a day in the life of a royal concubine in the ottoman empire" like yes. yes, i do want to experience what being a royal concubine in the 15th-19th century was like thank you
soon. soon™ i will be able to hold another baby in my arms
make yourself at home in my rib cage
fuck that nonchalant shit
i got fresh spicy noodles for dinner.
i love watching anime’s with reincarnation plots, they’re always high key ridiculous and funny
currently obsessed with dinosaurs actually
someone threw mashed bananas at me today and one day i'll figure out who as soon as someone learns how to snitch in this house
it’s important to me that we acknowledge my dog
my wife hates me. she hates me and my whimsy.
consider scamming your partners as an early valentines day gift