BreadcatLuna

Hey! I'm Luna or Sam, they/them but really it's whatever <3 I go through obsessions way too fast to tell you what I might post about, but I like to think my art is pretty good :)

[bread-cat-luna]

Hi! Welcome to my blog :D

This intro post may be a little out of date, but I update it every now and then :)

THIS ^ is what I look like!! Although I have since dyed my hair so not quite. But oh well.

ART FIGHT!

I'm currently preparing for art fight (I'm behind schedule, as always), so feel free to check out my profile [here] if you want!!

I'm on team Tragedy, and I will attack anyone back, so if you think any of my characters are cool, please do draw them!!

More things about me:

I'm Luna!! (I'm also cool with Sam/Bread)

I go by they/them, but I don't mind honestly, I'm okay with basically anything.

I'm British, but born in Germany--I speak some German <3

I love The Stanley Parable so much. It is my favourite game and also my driving force in life /silly. You may find tsp content here. Maybe.

Things I'm a fan of:

Video games: The Stanley Parable, Stardew Valley, Sally Face

Shows: Drawtectives, The Owl House, The Mighty Boosh

Musicals: Starkid (pretty much everything of theirs), Spies are Forever, Ride the Cyclone, and also just theatre in general.

My stuff??? (links)

I make art! I post it here, and on instagram (although instagram not so much anymore)

If you wanna see my original posts, click on this: [#luna says stuff]

And if you wanna see my art (oooh you wanna look at my art so baddddd.....), click on this: [#lunas arts :)]

If you wanna see fanart of something specific, click on this: [Masterpost]

If, for some godforsaken reason, you want to see my instagram (it has a slightly different collection of my art), click on this: [breadcatluna]

That being said this blog is mostly for reblogging silly things, don't try to scroll for my stuff

Misc (rules?):

I'm an idiot so be nice if I do something stupid. (Do tell me though, please, i am always trying to be better <33)

Feel free to message me/send me an ask for whatever reason as long as it's not hateful <33333

I don't have any DNI criteria, but I have no issues with blocking people over trivial matters/just because i don't really wanna see their stuff, don't take it personally

That's all, have fun with the nonsense below :D

[spark-night27]

THE FIRST SFTH LONG-FORM SCRIPT IS DONE!

to anyone who didn't see my first post, i will be transcribing the SFTH longforms available on youtube!

AND 'NEVER GIVE ANNABELLE A GUN' IS DONE AND READY FOR YOUR READING PLEASURE

Never give Annabelle a gun

NEVER GIVE ANNABELLE A GUN- Improvised play #55 Originally Performed and Made by Shoot From The Hip- Sam Russell, Luke Manning, Alexander Je

plot points have been cleaned up, characters and lines smoothed over while still making sure the original intention of the story has been FULLY kept!

i will be making an archive of all the finished plays once they're done! and ive got a bunch that ive already started on, and i want YOU to decide which one i should focus on!

WHICH PLAY?

The Milkman #22

SORRY ABOUT MY NAN #51

The Unrelenting Aubergine #30

Death for a dollar #43

The screams of the damned #60

We love poetry #70

SOMETHING ELSE (add it in comments/reblogs)

Voting ended on2h

i will be inevitably going through all the longforms and writing them out, so if your favourite play isnt on this list DONT WORRY, this isnt the full list!

[ DO NOT SUBMIT ANY OF THESE WORKS TO AI, THESE WORKS WERE MADE WITHOUT ANY FORM OF AI, AND ANY FORM OF AI RECAREATION IS VERY SHITTY OF YOU ]

[spark-night27]

THE FIRST SFTH LONG-FORM SCRIPT IS DONE!

to anyone who didn't see my first post, i will be transcribing the SFTH longforms available on youtube!

AND 'NEVER GIVE ANNABELLE A GUN' IS DONE AND READY FOR YOUR READING PLEASURE

Never give Annabelle a gun

NEVER GIVE ANNABELLE A GUN- Improvised play #55 Originally Performed and Made by Shoot From The Hip- Sam Russell, Luke Manning, Alexander Je

plot points have been cleaned up, characters and lines smoothed over while still making sure the original intention of the story has been FULLY kept!

i will be making an archive of all the finished plays once they're done! and ive got a bunch that ive already started on, and i want YOU to decide which one i should focus on!

WHICH PLAY?

The Milkman #22

SORRY ABOUT MY NAN #51

The Unrelenting Aubergine #30

Death for a dollar #43

The screams of the damned #60

We love poetry #70

SOMETHING ELSE (add it in comments/reblogs)

Voting ended on2h

i will be inevitably going through all the longforms and writing them out, so if your favourite play isnt on this list DONT WORRY, this isnt the full list!

[ DO NOT SUBMIT ANY OF THESE WORKS TO AI, THESE WORKS WERE MADE WITHOUT ANY FORM OF AI, AND ANY FORM OF AI RECAREATION IS VERY SHITTY OF YOU ]

[i-have-no-nam3]

Never give Annabelle a gun fanart!

This is a water-colour painting but I fixed the background digitally because I kept messing it up

[i-have-no-nam3]

Never give Annabelle a gun fanart!

This is a water-colour painting but I fixed the background digitally because I kept messing it up

[i-have-no-nam3]

Never give Annabelle a gun fanart part 2! Butch<3

Watercolor was not on my side this time…

[i-have-no-nam3]

Never give Annabelle a gun fanart part 2! Butch<3

Watercolor was not on my side this time…

[unstoppable-ratlord]

Annabelle I was gonna use as her keychain design but might redo so here you go

[unstoppable-ratlord]

Annabelle I was gonna use as her keychain design but might redo so here you go

[holy-leapin-splits-batman]

[adderall-juice]

me when they call my name at mcdonals (i am approaching the counter)

[blogspede]

here you go sir

[adderall-juice]

thank you

[dark-sappho]

waiting for my turn to speak in a conversation and trying not to interrupt literally feels like I'm trying to jump into a game of double dutch

[dark-sappho]

me trying to use my abysmal social skills

[omtai]

She literally does not give a damn what that old fool is yelling about

[unaloid]

the lion does not concern herself with papa

[gendercensus]

A quick and easy nonbinary name survey

[ Click here to participate ]

It's open until 19th July 2026, and it's open to anyone whose gender(s) (or lack thereof) defy the restrictive binary of male/female.

Reblog for SCIENCE~~~

See some incoming stats and links to help with promotion here.

[gendercensus]

8 hours down and we're meandering towards 2,000 responses (and over 3,000 names) on this survey aimed at nonbinary people, about the given names and nicknames we like to go by. :)

It's been getting about 2 responses per minute for the last couple of hours.

[briarwulf]

I laminated a paper towel

[sookybrat-deactivated20221020]

why does this have 31 thousand notes

[glitterorgy]

You made it useless but also prevented it from the end it was predestined for.

[heckyeah-horseshoecrabs]

But wait this is actually freaking me out though, it raises so many questions about the otherwise incomprehensible meaning of life as a collective whole versus personal sustenance and longevity

Imagine if one day you were given a choice: Become immortal and indestructible for eternity, unable to be harmed by anything ever again, and get to live forever.

However, in order to achieve that you must give up whatever your purpose in life is. Whatever it is that you were always meant to do, what you were supposed to contribute to the overall scheme and future of the life of the universe, your purpose… the whole reason you were even created, even born in the first place. You must give that up. You don’t know what that is. You’ll never know; But, regardless, you say yes.

Perhaps you assume you wouldn’t have made any sort of significant difference anyway. That butterfly effect theory or whatever they call it? Nah, you call bullshit. It doesn’t matter - you don’t matter, at least not to anything outside of your immediate connections - and it’ll all be fine, and you’ll just live forever with minimal (or maybe even no) consequences.

So, yay! You’re now immortal. You’ll never die or get hurt ever again. Wee!

But then, centuries and centuries later (not to mention that by this point you’ve gone through horrible heartbreak and misery and despair because every loved one you ever had, every friend you ever made, ever person you barely got to know, has passed away, died as you lived on long without them, helpless to do anything for them as you watched them perish, unable to ever go with them or ever see them again. But I digress), now, you learn you actually were important in the grand scheme of things. You were supposed to be a key factor in the world’s survival, long ago; but, because of the choice you made (immortality over individual purpose), you were never given the knowledge or awareness or resources or ability to save the world that you were always supposed to obtain, before you unknowingly made the wrongest choice to ever wrong.

Needless to say, you’ve fucked up big time.

The entire universe as we know it is destroyed soon after this horrifying revelation. It implodes, collapses in on itself, essentially forming a massive black hole or something. Stars, nebulae, galaxies, solar systems and planets, worlds and worlds of living people and things, and light-years of time and space and life, all sucked up into absolute, indefinite nothingness.

But you remain.

Just you. Floating amongst, spiraling around, rocketing through, suspended in… nothing. With a feeling of such unbelievable loneliness that your feeble brain can hardly perceive, can’t possibly hope to comprehend. Not only are you the only living thing left, you don’t even have one inanimate object to keep you company. You have literally. Nothing. And you are literally nowhere. I mean, technically, you are now the universe - if it would bring you petty comfort to think about it that way. You. Only you. With nothing, no one, nowhere. Forever. And ever. And ever.

All because you thought you didn’t matter. That you had no real, meaningful purpose. That you could never possibly make a difference.

But you did. And now look what you’ve gotten yourself into, you silly nugget. You’re gonna be pretty bored and lonely for that eternity, huh?

Or maybe it was out of selfishness. Maybe this wasn’t because you felt useless, but because you simply only cared about prolonging your own life and nothing else. Hm.

The moral here? Be selfless, and always know and remember that you matter.

Or else, one day, you might destroy the universe. And be left to suffer, and be tortured horribly and endlessly by the void of nothingness that has consumed you. With no way to escape. Ever.

Other moral because I got sidetracked from my initial point - all things considered, would you choose longevity over purpose? Immortality over meaning? 

OR, IDK, MAYBE SOME IDIOT JUST LAMINATED A STUPID PIECE OF PAPER TOWEL FOR NO GOOD REASON

AND MAYBE I SHOULDNT BE LOOKING FOR THE ANSWERS TO THE MEANING OF OUR SHORT, FRAGILE LIVES IN

A LAMINATED

PAPER

T OW E L

IDK MAN,

I D K

[bluejinxx]

Write. A. Book.

[heckyeah-horseshoecrabs]

What if I did write a book

and the pages of that book

were made out of

laminated

paper towels

[roman-rory-fallen-angel]

I WASNT GONNA REBLOG UNTIL THAT LAST COMMENT

[crazy-brazilian]

same bro

[orcboxer]

it's meee I'm your guardian angel hiiiiii 😇 okay🙏 so. in about six months, you're gonna die of starvation. 🥺 and if I don't protect you, I will get: #fired! 🫢 and that is No Good 🙅‍♀️ hahaaa So. 🙏 I looked into causes of starvation, and it turns out: Your death is totally preventable! 😯 Uh oh! 😆 There's more than enough food to sustain you without interfering with anyone else's survival, but you're not allowed to have it! 🤨 Whaaat? 🤷‍♀️ Apparently, your death is premeditated by thousands of things called "shareholders." So. 🙏 I've been killing people,