grandma 0 to deaþ combo

Jade, 26, she/her. trans people everywhere i love you. i use þ and im not sorry about it

[teratocrat]

digs a surreptitious hole

[teratocrat]

digs a secretive hole

[teratocrat]

digs a hidden hole

[teratocrat]

digs a confidential hole

[teratocrat]

digs a restricted hole

[teratocrat]

digs an undisclosed hole

[teratocrat]

digs a clandestine hole

[teratocrat]

>_>

<_<

lays a furtive egg

[porcyworld]

furiously searching online "what do animals do out in a rainstorm" while it's raining

[porcyworld]

nobody worry too much because they all produce various oils and have different densities of fur to keep them dry and warm as well as seek out shelter under thick vegetation

[maxknightley]

everyone more pretentious than me is an insufferable poseur and everyone less pretentious than me is a clueless philistine

[maxknightley]

romantic and sexual partner.

[memorycycle]

try getting in your house now that i put a cilinder in front of it

[cervine-arctophile]

please excuse the photo quality

[energyprison]

new enemy i came up with called the "false mimic" this is just some guy that hides in chests and bobs the lid up and down like a mimic breathing. he has 1 hp and if you smack the chest he starts begging for his life snot and tears running down his face

[theunfairfolk]

the spirit is unwilling and the flesh it feels not so good also

[hustlerose]

give a man a NEW LAMBORGHINI and he'll SLEEP for a day. teach a man KNOWLEDGE and he'll DRIVE UP HERE IN THE HOLLYWOOD HILLS

[angelicguy]

i bet girls hated it in 1902 cuz you would constantly go on dates w guys who are working on an invention to present at the world fair

[seven-oh-four]

(sobbing on the floor) i'm amazing digital worthless

[maja-paja]

[oneheadtoanother]

[zeitghost]

[1.5 beers deep, rolling up my sleeves and raising my fists] yer jerkin’ for a kirkin’, buddy

[maxknightley]

everyone more pretentious than me is an insufferable poseur and everyone less pretentious than me is a clueless philistine

[maxknightley]

romantic and sexual partner.

[shinraalpha]

i do think lobbying for data centres over climate goals should be considered a crime against humanity btw

[grox]

Ezcuse me ladies everything you just said about wile e coyote being a cocksucking faggot and being passed around at college parties and sucking his husbands cock and cruising at home depot has been echoed and amplified out your open ground floor window to our leasing office where we are discussing not renew8ng your lease when its up and we all have heard everything you just said

[hooved]

FUCK it was in parallel australia