I’ve Given Up™️

24/they/them a blog for whatever the f i want-LOOK AT MY ART AND VALIDATE ME @menneferart

[rat-breath]

“Aye I’m just a little guy!! You wouldn’t punch a little guy, would ya?? It’s also my birthday, you wouldn’t punch the birthday boy, aye????” Type vibes

[hillbillybastard]

I saw this on tik tok and I-

Credit to Keegan.bakos on tik tok

[ipod6-remade]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[toast-ranger-to-a-stranger]

The best thing for me, as an ex- Starbucks employee, is the horror that genuinely is the milk delivery when it’s only you and one other shift member. Though, I did end up learning how to carry six individual gallons of milk at once.

[nekocat44]

[thefoggygolem]

Also that change from Customer Service ™®© voice back to normal to informal joking-threats is amazing

[gomi-chandesu]

Yeah the whiplash from “Hi welcome to starbucks how can I help you! :)” to “I’LL FUCK YOUR WIFE” killed me.

[drtanner]

MILK.

DELIVERY.

[oops-prow-did-it-again]

Almost pissed myself laughing reading this addition holy shit

[tumbwr]

[tumbwr]

[zwampy]

everyone grieves in their own way

[ragglefraggle]

I love this game so fucking much

[freedominthedarkmp3]

One time this man approached me in a bar talking in Spanish. So I assumed he was Spanish and we started speaking, we had a whole ass conversation and at some point he was like. So what part of Spain are you from? And I said well I’m Italian actually. What part of Spain are you from? And he was like. I’m Greek.

[pastelpinkcheeks]

One time I was in Argentina and I was so tired of trying to speak Spanish because I’m not very good at it lmao so I broke into exasperated English and the retail seller girl quickly understood me and engaged me in conversation. We talked for a while, she introduced me to a makeup brand, and then I decided to buy it. While she was packaging the purchase, she asked me if I were from the US or perhaps the UK and I just said “oh no I’m Brazilian hahah” and she looked me straight in the eyes and said, in clear Portuguese, “I’m Brazilian too”

[ex-evil-genius-deactivated20220]

When my dad went to China on a work trip, his Mandarin speaking wasn’t great but his listening was fine (his first language is Cantonese) and he encountered a German guy who had moved to China to work. My dad knew how to speak German because he studied it in university (but wasn’t great when it came to listening to new vocab he hadn’t studied before), and the German guy knew Mandarin because he lived and worked in China, so they had a conversation where my dad spoke to the German guy in German and the guy responded in Mandarin. I’m sure it confused a lot of their coworkers who just saw the Asian guy speaking German and the white guy speaking Mandarin.

[theriversdaughter]

Some years ago, I worked for a manufacturing company that had a service depot in China.  One of the engineers from the main office here in the US spent most of his time at the depot.  The problem was that he didn’t speak *any* of the various Chinese languages, and no one at the depot spoke any English. They all, however, spoke Spanish.

[1stsana]

I love the world

[kiwifluid]

JARED???????

[princess--bongwater]

[lonleyinmyspacevoid]

@liquid-geodes

[liquid-geodes]

??????? JARED 25 ??????

[fckmypssywtharakemom]

[asimovsideburns]

[rrrick]

[leptys-deactivated20180625]

you telling me americans don’t have these tasty little morsels?

[leptys-deactivated20180625]

i didn’t mean to add the argonian pic

[dovabunny]

The single funniest thing I’ve seen in 2019 (sound on)

[hoenngarbage]

WOVIEJigowjxkeiaockwjzkgowozkfkwizjriwocckrkw

[imdressinguplikeacat]

[rookhunty]

everybody 21 and under rn is like “omg y2k!!! early 2000s fashion!!” but will not TOUCH a pair of low-rise coochie jeans…………….cowards im telling u right now if u were caught dead wearing high waisted ANYTHING in 2002 u would be shoved into a LOCKER and called slurs by a bitch named Hannah with a belly button ring and a whale-tail thong. commit or sit

[rookhunty]

WHY are you only considered a valid fashion historian if you only research fashion before the 70s….fuck you im 2000s fashion historian and all of you y2k cyber bitches with mink lashes are incorrect first of all take off your eyebrows and be humble . put your eyeshadow on wiht a fucking sponge

[yawnjockey]

This is not an exaggeration… fuck you if you wanted pants that didn’t show your pubic zone. So you had to be completely hairless. Did not matter wether you were size 0 or size 20. Your entire ass and belly were required to hangout. And you couldn’t buy a long waisted shirt for like an entire decade. That’s why we started wearing dresses over pants. Fashion was cruel for anyone who wasn’t rail thin in the early aughts. I had to start wearing men’s clothes just to not to be miserable.

[what-is-it-to-be-pk-esque]

This is all true. also like…. we used put on makeup so stupidly. All your makeup was from the local drugstore; nobody went to Sephora or could afford “high end” stuff like MAC unless you were that bitch Hannah with the belly button ring. No brushes unless you count these dollar store little plastic nub applicator things with the white triangle tip that came with every eyeshadow or lip set you got from claires.

But yeah all the pants were as low as you can go and every fucking t shirt had a butterfly or empire-waist and peasant shirt nonsense. If it didn’t have a butterfly, it instead said Angel or Princess in rhinestones.

Also can we talk about LAYERS? whyyy was everything layered like this, especially those dumb shrugs that were a tiny useless piece of cloth that covered nothing but your shoulders.

Can’t forget about those juicy track suits either

And the notes talking about frosty eyeshadow and craft glitter everywhere is no joke. All of this shit could be bought at your local DEB or Gap and every look was layers upon layers of DISASTER.

And nobody was wearing ANYTHING high-waisted

[paterchristi]

oh the glory days

[ellynneversweet]

Look at Britney walking on her pants. All our pants were that length. Everyone’s jeans were frayed at the hem from being stepped on all the time. If you went out in the rain or even post-rain water would wick right up to your knees.

[bogleech]

Cashier the other day: “have a nice night!”

Me failing to load one correct response from multiple possibilities: …….“YOUP!”

[lilnasxdaily]

LIL NAS X wins VIDEO OF THE YEAR and BEST VISUAL EFFECTS at the 2021 VMAs !

[bubblysnake]

[funnytwittertweets]