How to traumatize your alien crab friend in his first visit to your home planet (yes they're on earth)

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How to traumatize your alien crab friend in his first visit to your home planet (yes they're on earth)
My hand slipped…
enjoy Rocky in a little pirate outfit!!
I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.
sometimes it just ends up being something like
ITS BACK
Please remember that almost everyone around you is traumatized. I didn’t understand this when I was younger. I wondered why people acted so strangely and irrationally. Maybe all children wonder this. The author Robert Anton Wilson said (paraphrasing), “We have never seen a completely sane adult human.” No one makes it out of this life alive. It’s not their fault. Mercy, kindness, forgiving — these are what makes one human. They are other names for love. People break in the strangest of ways.
“Under the present brutal and primitive conditions on this planet, every person you meet should be regarded as one of the walking wounded. we have never seen a man or woman not slightly deranged by either anxiety or grief. we have never seen a totally sane human being." — Robert Anton Wilson
Behold my crackship. I call it “ménageàtroisshipping” if it doesn’t already have a name 💀
Just some kind of horny bi professor wish-fulfillment thing. You know what? Maybe he didn’t realize the truth about Team Flare because he was too distracted by how hot everyone was….🥀😔
Take my gay cats, Tumblr!
This is part 1, the next part will be gender identity centered :)
another slow speed-paint, another fav quarian
“we live in an uncaring universe” yeah dude and I live in an uncaring house. and I shit in an uncaring toilet. but do you touch an uncaring lover? do you comfort an uncaring child? do you guide to sleep each night a cold and uncaring self?
please hurry up in reblogging this I wanna jorts it before someone puts it in one of those heartwarming tiktok slideshows
i was like 'what could jorts it possibly mean' but as with many things clicking the original post immediately clarified the situation
You ever think about humans getting slowly cyberformed into a transformer bit by bit??
I can't resist situations where people look up at a bot less like a person and more like they're a bonafide monster
To know there are decepticons so powerful and dangerous out there that they've transcended into a weird middle ground in between an apex predator and some sort of supernatural evil
I was gonna describe Palpatine’s spaces as like the bloody insides of a large beast, but the more I thought about it
…Palpatine’s office is a womb right? Its where Sidious’ perfect apprentice is developed. He’s nurtured in this space by Palpatine until he Anakin leaves it reborn Vader.
Like there’s really so much to say about Palpatine and yonic symbolism.
He’s also almost an anti-mother. With Anakin only knowing a mother’s love, and both of his major conflicts being about saving his mother and the mother of his children, Palpatine is a perversion of both. With Palpatine eventually replacing both Shmi and Padmé. Initially taking a nurturing role throughout his conflict over his mother, and eventually becoming the person Vader is most dedicated to through his conflict over Padmé.
Shmi’s child (Anakin) dies and is reborn Darth Vader. Idk it’s just paired with the raw bloody entrance like outfit we wears. They’re in this red organ like office and Vader is being born through Sidious. Its almost a gory birth scene.
Then there’s like the inverse of Anakin with his mother happening in this scene. With Palpatine arriving on time.
...okay I had to read the words 'Palpatine and yonic symbolism' with my own two eyes so now you do too. I wish I could find one single thing about this to dispute but I can't.
Had this in my head for a while
Hail Mary, full of Grace
song by @sparkbirdmusic
Oh easy mistake. Yearning actually rises from the floor and longing hangs from the ceiling
Can I have more blacked out OP face? If possible, pretty please. I just like the ominous but friendly vibes it gives. It's unnerving but also kind of cute 🥺
more 2am stuff
there's nothing i like more as a computer program than a long period of silent contemplation - not doing anything, not rushing anywhere, just standing here and enjoying this moment with the user. oh, it seems once again he has summoned my beautiful and ruthless wife Task Manager. hello, my darling! what are you doing with that long cruel scimitar