Bread Queen The Second

bread hoe

[memehumor]

[plum-soup]

*runs up that hill*

*Deals With God*

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what do you call a person who has poor hearing?

[puto1-blog]

what???

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I SAID WHAT DO YOU CALL A PERSON WHO HAS POOR HEARING

[thehottestdesignershades]

[ruinedchildhood]

[yellowandgray]

When you’re watching queer eye but then they roast the client for doing something you do 

[hertzing]

queer eye

antoni: apparently you’ve never used salt before, so here’s a great recipe!

tan: you should wear more than one tshirt

karamo: maybe go outside! here’s some theatre tickets

jonathan: did u know you can trim your beard and also use moisturiser

bobby: I Spent Seven Days Renovating Your Entire Nasty, Unclean House For Almost No Thanks

[gotouda]

some guy at the mens bathroom was like oi whatre you doin here and i was like wym im not a girl and he was like aw fuck sorry you just got beautiful features and fist bumped me

[gotouda]

this is so iconic we stan whoever this man was

[casual-caroline]

me running after my pets to see what’s in their mouths

[proton-packs]

being single is like… it’s just you and your bottle of water

[fencer-x]

[ahjareyn]

I’m sorry, but if you think you can only make a sexy Hollywood movie by infringing on a woman’s safety and well-being, then you are 900% doing it wrong.

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

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before i disappear under mysterious circumstances whos gonna admit they have a crush on me

[a-french-guardsman]

when will people use the anon function to send passionate, homosexual anonymous love letters

[rlckygoldsworth]

reblog if you want a passionate, homosexual anonymous love letter

[zolohehhe-deactivated20190116]

[danhumphrey]

peter parker, expressing his affection as any teen would: thor i would die for you :)

thor, gripping his shoulders with the intensity of ten thousand burning suns: i would never let that happen

[spelunk]

tan: gives the client a whole new and improved fashion style and wardrobe

jonathan: fixes the clients shit up and makes them look and feel healthier and happier

karamo: 5 hour therapy session and shoulder to cry on

bobby: literally builds the client like a whole ass new house

antoni: [takes an avocado out of his pocket] see this? its an avocado. today i’m going to teach you how to slice one and eat it. not everyone can do this so watch closely