Area 52

je suis garbagé

[teenagerposts]

me when my fave song comes on after ive pressed shuffle 53 times

[agrifuture]

[algernonmoncrieff]

I’m genuinely not trying to shame anyone with this post, because a lot of people on here who I like and respect think timothee chalamet is attractive, and that’s really fine! but I do think we need to be careful not to forget that he was created by a computer software program morphing together the faces of all the brothers on malcolm in the middle

[lordeddardstark]

where do boys get off thinking they’re better than girls have you seen the difference in powerpoint project quality

[sneakyfeets]

[kidrat]

brain: u gotta be… The Best™

me: ok so we’ll work hard then?

brain: no work… only Best.

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

[inabasket]

I’m a big fan of that post-laundry feeling when you’ve got all your A-list clothes back in the game.

[guava-jarritos]

In High School Musical 2 Sharpay very clearly states that they have “…Iced tea imported from England, life guards imported from Spain, towels imported from Turkey, and turkey imported from Maine.” In order to import an item, it must come from another country. The series is set in Albequerque, New Mexico, and as New Mexico and Maine are both part of the United States Of America, they cannot have their turkey imported from Maine. As most of the characters are white, and all speak English, this clearly indicates that High School Musical takes place in an alternate universe where a second Civil War has split the nation and New Mexico is no longer part of the Union, based on the fact that we never see the characters celebrate the Fourth of July. In this essay I will

[trainedchimpanzee]

[offbrandginger]

Me, putting on an ugly outfit: this is okay because i’m gay

[bearynice-archive-deactivated20]

Why is the x files so….. dark. Like, visually. 90% of the episodes are at night, I can’t see shit!

[snally]

[meezer]

i dont care about anything youre about to say if you start your paragraph with these two words

[cungadero]

freud said its my turn to play the xbox

[hatsuzuki-deactivated20211122]

[iameverysparklywoman]

Messy girls are so incredibly woke and counterculture etc. every time I go into a girl’s room and she just has a bowl of cereal rotting in the corner I feel a deep sense of kinship

[untexting]

Isn’t it weird how we basically have an endless mental conversation with ourselves?

[oddishtea]

Ya she needs to shut up

[catreadmymind]

Forreal wish i could turn down the volume right now.

[the-spooky-mind-of-spiderwish]