Behold the Dorklord

nyello. this cesspool of bad choices belongs to a creative writing grad with terrible taste.

[scorchroots]

I've never loved anyone as much as I love Ursula Le Guin

[theeggoman]

Our girlfriend looks so pretty from outer space

[capacity2]

I just can’t believe some of u are soooo young u didn’t experience the early 2000s at all like even briefly . U were born and ur mother door dashed you home from the hospital

[starlit-syncopation]

actually i was in the NICU for a couple weeks after being pieced together by surgeons but whatever lmao

[capacity2]

That’s because she used klarna. To pay through 4 easy installments with no interest

[nataliakoptseva]

Blue House, Marc Chagall 1917

[foogriffy]

would you still love me if i was a worm?

[monstersovka]

sprout hand 🌱

[utteradoxography]

isn't it crazy that tumblr ended up being the only website the pedophilic powers that be never figured out how to turn into a hitler generator

[pathetic-gamer]

giant redwood trees really are so cool, they just have something incredibly special going on. it's hard to describe if you haven't seen them

[pathetic-gamer]

a certain je ne sequoia, if you will

[mikerickson]

I do enjoy when a very old classic Tumblr post (like literally a decade old at this point) comes across my Dash and I click on OP's account and their last post was like, 30 minutes ago.

[yuriartillery]

it was nice seeing you at the devil's sacrament

[calware]

spiritual successor to my email post

[calware]

ok this too

[calware]

of course, sorry about that. here is a censored version!

[beardedmrbean]

perfection

[fluxephemera]

sniles so sneetly at you

[utteradoxography]

people who lived through the finale of bbc sherlock / TJLC watching whatever the hell conformity gate is

[blondebrainpowered]

Heir to Austro-Hungarian Empire, Franz Ferdinand and his spouse Sophie dressed as a Mummy and a Sphinx respectively during their trip to Egypt in 1894.

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

This could be us

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

ladies and gentlemen of the jury, today i would like to present a bold, feminist reimagining of the evidence you've seen presented against my client

[technofeudalism]

god forbid 5000 year old girls do anything

[flamei7]

[postpoeticparadox]

holy shit bronze age pro sheep bone gamer girl

[roach-works]

this is hilarious but also im gonna cry like this teenage gamer died and they buried her with her high score. no one took back the pot or divided it up because no one would play against her again. her family and friends buried her with her wins. im crying

[crowshaped]

imagine being the two last haters left on earth