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Average he/they egg activities to be found here. Husband : bxkowski Drums in Stem Cells (Sioux falls)

[tinylobelia-deactivated20200702]

[wisteriafield]

i’ll kick anyone’s ass. i’ll kick your ass. i’ll kick your dog’s ass. i’ll kick my own ass

[straightboyfriend]

me texting someone

me: hey its me, an inconvenience,

[rebootera]

[setheverman]

i love this so much

[grimbrother]

this the got damn crunchiest bass line ever and i will always reblog this video when i come across it.

[mugicha1]

[gahhhdamn]

OH MY GOSH

[jeisontodd]

THIS NEVER FAILS TO MAKE ME LAUGH

[breadykafka]

Christ on a bike man idfk eat an apple and jack off and smile bc the world is cool

- Sophia Koball (via breadykafka)

[clubsprout]

how lucky do two people have to be in order to fall for each other at exactly the right time in exactly the right way

[apriki]

happy Ides of March all y'all plebeians

[writing-prompt-s]

While putting your favorite condiment on a sandwich, you accidentally make a magical occult symbol and summon a demon.

[teawitch]

You silently take two more slices of bread out of the package and make another sandwich. You put it on a plate with a handful of potato chips and hand it to the demon. He takes the sandwich, smiles and vanishes in a puff of demonic smoke. The next day you get that job promotion you were after. There was no contract. No words spoken. You owe nothing. But every now and then, another demon pops in for lunch. Demons don’t often get homemade sandwiches. 

[just-shower-thoughts]

What do the people who stop the microwave at 0:01 do with all their spare time?

[fruitsgardens]

i do not want to be beeped at!! it is loud and obnoxious and i will not take orders from a microwave!!

[birdarchive]

Viktor Oliva /Absinthe Drinker

[birdarchive]

Viktor Oliva /Absinthe Drinker

[metal-queer-solid]

This is by far the greatest thing I’ve found in a junkyard.

So about a year ago me and my friend Nathan were walking around the “Pick-a-Part” in Clarksville Tennessee… We were searching for car badges and a spoiler to put on his trashy conversion van. While going through the lot we found what is probably the single greatest car to ever drive on any road in the world.

You are looking at… a Dora the Explorer themed gangster car… I’ve seen spongebob themed cars, Newport themed cars, sports team themed cars, but THIS.

trumps them all.

OH BUT IT GETS SO MUCH BETTER!!!!

You see… there has to be a reason that a car like this…

Would end up in the junkyard… SO me and Nathan did some looking around and tried to figure out why…

I still can’t believe the decals on this…. wait…

HOLD ON ONE FUCKING SECOND!

OH!

OH MY FUCKING GOD!

YES! SOMEONE ACTUALLY GOT SHOT WHILE DRIVING THEIR DORA THE EXPLORER CAR IN CLARKSVILLE TENNESSEE!

And THAT, is the single greatest thing I’ve found in a junkyard to this day.

[vracious]

okay this is totally wild but i RECOGNIZE THIS CAR

and i actually have a picture of it from its functioning days - this is dated 2012 -

parked in front of an adult store!

[jewishprincess-deactivated20220]

Dark tumblr show me the history of this car

[majesty-intensifies]

Show me the forbidden Carfax

[cheese24k]

[clambistro-deactivated20161211]

Ahh, it’s back

[julierthanyou]

i have disproportionately strong feelings about this.

[party-wok]

every time i say “nah i’m not gonna watch it again.” BUT I STILL DO EVERY TIME.

[bestrooftalkever]

YEAUGH

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

bad things to say when you nut

whoopsie-doo, here comes the goo

it’s slime time

have some brogurt

a shot of goo from me to you

gonna splurt the ‘gurt

[preciousshaw-deactivated2019010]

there will never be another character as pure as troy barnes

[hawlucha]

hey gamers post your rigs

[eva-420]

[sharkosupreme-deactivated201911]