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happyheidi

don’t invite me unless these are the plans

homewrecking-lore

yesterdaysprint

The Daily Times, New Philadelphia, Ohio, July 9, 1924

thank-you-everyone-deactivated2

whoever wrote this paper has the funniest phrasing possible

the-wave-finally-broke

happy turtle bit off a cop’s toe in the hudson river day for those who celebrate

atomheart-brother-deactivated20

Adult Swim making an unholy amount of sense.

teathattast

animentality

wizardshark

Being nice to someone you don't like is not manipulation btw it's being civil

asshiieee-deactivated20230801

Mmm no, this is like seeking validation. Ofc it's best to be nice but if I don't like you or we both dislike eachother, then there's no reason for us to communicate or be around eachother. It's not about being immature, I would much rather not put myself in such a situation.

carolxdanvers

Have you ever had a job

tel-aviva

shrimpkidd

effemimaniac

I'm always saying shit like "been in a weird place recently" despite never really being in a normal place to begin with

staceyshere

Dr. Miami stepping into the Drake and Megan drama and exposing him is really something I did not have on my 2022 bingo board but here we are 😭🙃😭🙃😭🙃😭😂😭🙃😭🙃😭

okayysophia

depsidase

cipheramnesia

I bet if a mushroom could lap water out of your hand with a tongue that a gently drinking mushroom tongue on your hand would be the softest and gentlest thing.

saint-batrick

jesus christ, i experienced brief but severe grief over not actually being able to experience this.

cipheramnesia

I think it would feel like a lizard tongue but I've never had a lizard drink out of my hand either, and thus the whole thing remains conceptually elusive.