TREMENDOUSLY BIGLY BREAKING NEWS

No YOU'RE fake news

[politicallyobsessed-blog]

i think stephen kinnock speaks for us all in this drastic time

[toryofficial]

[toryofficial]

when you take a bangin selfie

[lovepropaganda]

I M HOWLING

[episodechooseyourstory]

What would you do? You choose what path your character takes in Episode – download the app now! 

[spitblaze]

THEY’VE BECOME SELF-AWARE OH GOD

[toryofficial]

when you dyin in the club but the squad there to take care of you

[lizardlover666-deactivated20170]

[jeffreyweston-deactivated201911]

[jets-break-the-soundbarrier]

the only moon landing conspiracy theory i’ll ever believe 

[eyedecay]

[cumleak-deactivated20210627]

murder me someone

[shmemson]

Joe Biden bravely risks life and limb to make an actual, real-life “Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer” joke. Not all heroes wear capes. #tedcruzisthezodiackiller

[ahbeeceed-deactivated20250113]

I’m not a regular dad, I’m a cool dad.

Marcus Tullius Cicero, definitely (via sarlyne)

[judgejudyofficial]

In French we don’t say “Marry me,” we say ted cruz est le tueur du zodiaque which roughly translates to “Let us never separate” and I think that’s truly beautiful

[fenomenally]

We need a hero

[eyedecay]

[tardisity-deactivated20180723]

everybody you have ever met came out of a vagina screaming in fear

[mnemehoshiko]

I did not

[indexcard]

we’re always forgotten on posts like this but c-section privilege is being able to fulfill the prophecy and kill macbeth so who really wins

[crookedkingdom]

somebody needs to tell donald trump the internet thinks ted cruz is the zodiac killer bc trump would 100% take it to the next level he’d probably have ted cruz arrested and I for one think that would be hilarious to witness

[bentsage]

European Space Agency astronaut Samantha Cristoforetti, the first Italian woman in space, took a moment to celebrate Captain Janeway at around 250 miles above Earth. (CNET) (twitter)

i bet someone else has already posted this by now but i thought it was really cool bc now we officially have had a cosplay selfie in space lmao

also apparently this marks the first time a star trek uniform’s actually been worn in space i heard??? which is also awesome

[rainbowbarnacle]

[lilium-in-blue]

She did it again today! Also, in the picture she’s drinking coffee brewed with an espresso machine specifically engineered to work on the International Space Station - the ISSpresso (made in Italy!).

[prokopetz]

The most amusing thing about this is that, at current launch prices, it costs in the neighbourhood of $4000 per pound to send stuff to the International Space Station. Eyeballing that uniform’s weight at about two pounds, this means that before Ms. Cristoforetti could take cosplay selfies on the ISS, she first had to propose to her nation’s space agency, with a straight face, that they should approve an extra eight grand to send that uniform up there with her in the first place - and that they agreed that this was, in fact, an appropriate use of their funding.

Neeeeeeeerds.

[tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020]

MY PEOPLE 

[sourcedumal]

This is awesome.