in a team gathering, mack, misa, and probably cat all do that prank where they text will, dickie, and toff respectively “quickie in the guest bathroom? ;)” and just sit and watch in utter delight as all three spouses file toward the bathroom, trying to look subtle and discreet, but it’s everything but that since they got tunnel vision and are not aware of each other until they all reach for the bathroom door at the same time and hear their evil loves of their lives cry laughing in the other room.
ok question about the compilation; how does the crediting work? cause i have pics that i see reposted everywhere with no creds and i have no idea who posted them first or where. like are they public domain? or do i just cred the person i got them from? (even if i know they’re not the op?)
the real reason mack hates gabe perrault isn’t because of gabe’s weirdly charged relationship with his man, or the rangers bus backing into his car or even the elbow thrown in his face
it’s because gabe has the natural toxic yaoi height difference with matt rempe that mack yearns to replicate with will
had a lil samisa thought (very basic/incomplete) set in an au yesterday as I was about to fall asleep so I typed it here as a draft before passing out (the amount of typos you guys, it's insane you wouldn't believe) and I came to check it out now and I found this at the very end
yeah. I feel if I ever got to meet toff I'll apologize... like he doesn't need to know the context, just that I'm sorry.
he’s literally such an omega omg he’s so sweet his lil socks and shorts omgggg
like I can just imagine mack waddling around with his socks and shirts and oversized top and sweater paws just cause ‘it’s just so comfy’ and Will literally losing his mind and trailing behind Mack like a lost puppy cause he wants that all to himself but Mack is just the MOST pretty and desirable omega ever and Will doesn’t know how to compete with all the alphas who want this pretty boy too
will looks a little sheepish as he says, “i mean, it’s not that much bigger than like, my regular dick. but it’s,” he gestures to the base. “thicker i guess?”
“it’s not that different, though.” will snaps the waistband of his briefs back in place. “same length and shit”
“what’s really fucking me up is the height.”
“i have to look down at you if i want to see you, it’s insane,” will laughs. “you’re like, tiny.”
he teasingly reaches out to pat mack’s head and mack blue screens.
“you’re like, tiny.”
mack whimpers.
but yeah, i can definitely see mack absolutely losing it over will’s height. he’s pick me girling out, asking will to measure hands with him, and giggling about how much taller will looks beside him.
“omg, guyssss look at will, he’s like, towering over me right now. i’m like, half his size. he could just pick me up and do whatever to me right now and i couldn’t do anything about it because he’s just sooooo big.”
mack says that with heart eyes and drool pooling in his mouth by the way… just down horrendous…
Context
I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU
and oh my goooooohhhhhhdddd mack is gonna be a messssssss!
God I can imagine will trying the whole "just the tip" thing 💀 and mack being into it but as soon as it's in, it's game fucking over! between mack's "you're so big" and will's "you're so tight"...sending thoughts and prayers to their neighbors lol.
like he'll be standing and chatting while will is setting down listening to him but when will stands up mack's just, "and I told him he can take his fuckass play and shove i--jeshusfuckingchrstismyou'retall." like full on chewing his own tongue. he'll find the dumbest excuses and will can clock him like "you haven't used that plate since we moved in. you said you hated it, that's why it's shoved in the highest cabinet???" "yeah but I wanna use it now. it's like, life or death kinda. so now can you reach it or nah?" “…you know damn well i can.” AND IMAGINE WHEN THEY ARGUE OR SOME SHIT! like they'll be in the locker room and they're yapping at each other but get cut off when one of the guys brings a stepping stool and puts it in front of will. they look at him like ??? huh?
"mack's you've been looking up at him the whole time, look at his face, he thinks it's cute. at least you should be able to look him in the eye."
safe to say mack is both pissed and turned on about it.
EDIT: WAIT IT GOT BETTER ANON SENT MORE HALLELUJAH (pretty nsfw under the cut ✨)
holy shit 🧍🏻I don’t think i was breathing the whole time i was reading it
