WARNING: STUPID...

I'm stupid. You're stupid. Everybody is stupid!

[serotnin]

*softly rolls around bed* when will I find something genuinely fulfilling

[brittascribbles]

Here you go! Have a Gomez and Morticia Addams for your dash.

I have WAAAAAAY too much fun drawing these two.

[kingpinnn]

[carnelianfoxx]

@consularvude hes off to save his mom

[lost-caps]

[tom-nippleston]

The people in the apartment below me are playing “Never Have I Ever” and I’m smoking on my porch creeping on their game

[tom-nippleston]

Guy 1: Never have I ever INTIONALLY walked in on my parents having sex Gal 1: fuck you brandon! It wasn’t intentional! I didn’t know what they were doing!!! Brandon (Guy 1): Shut up Katy no one is THAT oblivious take your drink

[tom-nippleston]

Katy: Never have I ever LOST a wet tshirt contest

(Good job Katy. You do you. Proud of you boo)

[tom-nippleston]

Gal 2: Never have I ever pierced my genitals Brandon: IT WAS IN FOR LIKE A MONTH! Katy: Whatever bitch, take a drink you Prince Albert having douche Brandon: I’m being singled out I hate you all

[tom-nippleston]

Guy 2: Never have I ever had a threescore [Pause] Guy 2: WHAT THE FUCK KATY?!?!?!?! Katy: Shut up Andrew it’s before we even knew each other this was years ago!!! [Pause] Andrew: And you won’t even watch porn with me…

(the family is disintegrating)

[tom-nippleston]

Brandon: Never have I ever been in such a confrontational game of Never Have I Ever….

[People saying ‘cheers’]

(stop fighting guys you’re tearing this family apart…..)

[tom-nippleston]

Andrew: Never have I ever had sex WITH a piece of food. [Pause] Andrew: Dude Brandon: Dude Katy: Dude omg Gal 2: what? Omg EVERY girl has practiced giving head with a banana! Katy: Um no Ester. SOME of us just practice on dicks. Ester: what the fuck though. Whatever.

(Don’t let them kink shame you Ester I still love you)

[tom-nippleston]

#TeamEster #BananaSplits

[tom-nippleston]

Andrew is testing a banana. Go for it andrew. Explore your wild side #TeamEster #TeamKink

[tom-nippleston]

Brandon: Never have I ever been called a fuckboy Katy and Andrew: TO YOUR FACE Brandon: Go fuck a banana Andrew

#TeamBananaFucking

[tom-nippleston]

Ester: Never have I ever had a crush on a family member Brandon: [random fumbling noises] Katy: brandon omg ew Andrew: yeah man come the fuck on wtf man its 2016 Brandon: SHE WAS MY COUSIN AND I WAS 13 IT’S NOT LIKE SHE WAS MY SISTER AND IT WAS JUST A CRUSH NOTHING HAPPENED Ester: methinks thou dost protest too fucking much Brandon: NEVER TELLING YOU SHIT AGAIN Andrew: Chug your drink, Sir IncestsALot Brandon: Chug a fucking banana Andrew

#TeamBananaFucking #TeamWhatTheFuckBrandon

[tom-nippleston]

Katy and Andrew have gone home in an Uber to apparently sex it up. Alway use a designated driver, kids. And always put protection on your Banana.

#BananaCreamPie #GamesOverKids #TeamEster

[hotmenandotherdistractions]

This is spectacular.

[kageprowut-deactivated20141025]

me: *comes out of room*

parents: oh! lord have mercy! she came out of her cave!

me:

[forever90s]

[namjoonsoldtheirurl-deactivated]

someone: if u love ur bias so much why do u only tag them with “i love them”

me:

[dreamjerky]

[maliciaous]

*slams fists on table* THIS IS THE CONTENT I’M HERE FOR

[joan--of--bark]

[dota2wiki]

View this post on Instagram

[leegle]

HE SOUNDS SO ANNOYED FOR BEING DISTURBED OH MY GOD.

[like-penguinsinthe-desert-deact]

@insidiousmuppet this makes me think of you.

[bienenkiste]

[breakingnewswehavestupid]

Me: okay I need to start eating healthier. Me: *shoving spaghetti-o's, Oreos and chips down my throat*

[namjoonsoldtheirurl-deactivated]

me: im not hungry

also me:

[amnesiaguy]

how disappointed do u think steve was when he realized there was a president carter who wasn’t peggy

[doctorenterprise]

steve assuming every carter in a position of power is peggy and being 100% confused when it’s not is the best thing ever

[rachlovesligers]

ok but someone telling steve about the first female uk prime minister “it was margaret” - steve’s entire face lights up - “thatcher” his whole body slumps and he’s muttering about how “i really thought that one was gonna be peggy”

[koreanrage]

[wootzi]

try to explain the difference between left and right

[blakevevo]

[insomnemnoctis]

When your crocodile knows its name🙂 #crocodile #alligator

[speciesofleastconcern]

Think that’s an alligator, and it’s VERY cute

[tailsandco]

I’M??? IN LOVE???

[bubbletealolita-deactivated2018]

giant puppy

[codestielckles]

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