[chillxmami]

Can’t be around people who say “that’s just the way I am” to avoid growth. Why limit yourself when you can evolve and get better.

[everydaylouie]

whistlin’ kettle jam ☕🎵

[bonersniper]

I feel like a wine mom sharing Facebook posts but this is too good to not share

[that-twink-over-there]

PURE

[atreides-paul-deactivated202301]

BEST. VIDEO. EVER.

[lovable-loser]

I haven’t even seen Infinity War but I’m laughing so fucking hard

[deus-ex-moshina]

Venom (2018), trailer vs. the actual movie

(Venom 2018, the trailer)

*creepy orchestra music* *people screaming*

Venom, growling: The way I see it, Eddie… *slams Eddie into a wall* …We… *Eddie screams, eyes turn completely black* …Can do… *Unhinges his jaw and bites off someone’s head* …Whatever we want

*bone-crushing noises* *more screaming*

Some grim and serious trailer voice: We all have our own… *dramatic pause* …Demons

(Venom 2018, the movie)

Venom, yelling at Eddie from a broken bathroom mirror: Dumb little bitch, I’ve reminded you to get tater tots on our way home 15 fucking times and you still forgot? Piece of shit. Useless scum of the Earth

Eddie:

Eddie: Parasite

Venom, voice breaking: You take that back. You take that back Right Now

[literalnobody]

“money can’t buy happiness” is such a baby boomer concept like…. I don’t want excessive wealth to buy a golf plated toilet seat Karen, I just wish I wasn’t crying because I can’t afford both spaghetti and rent after working 40 hours a week

[xueyangapologist]

honestly when aliens arrive we should start having sex with them as soon as possible. so when they decide to take over a lot of them already have emotional connections/physical offspring and will form a sizeable resistance. not me, i don’t want to, but i know a lot of you would be into that, and i’m telling you it’s okay, you’re actually the last hope for our species.

[captainlumin]

vampire lance + werewolf keith = better love story than twilight

[loloztya]

let’s give them ol’ razzle dazzle one last time

Prints are available on my RedBubble 

[wedding-shemp]

I’m thinking about Mark Hamill’s story about how he was so clueless and self-absorbed in his twenties that he didn’t notice his co-stars having a very obvious affair and how completely in charachter that is for Luke Skywalker. Like, how long do you think it took Luke to notice that his best friend and his twin sister were married. I’m guessing when Leia was seven months pregnant with Ben

[wedding-shemp]

Luke: what do you MEAN you’re pregnant? Who got you pregnant??

Leia: Han.

Luke:

Leia: My husband. Han. Who I’m married to and live with.

Luke:

Luke:

Luke: Your WHAT

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Look, Luke has been very busy running a Jedi School and getting visited by the prankster ghost of a deceitful green muppet okay

[lifesanemotionalrollercoaster]

Me to myself every time I try to socialize with new people:

[knifenymph]

change does not come from a place of comfort

[mangomullet-deactivated20210314]

totally legit

[rotfront]

hoodies are one of the most powerful and underappreciated articles of clothing. cold? put on a hoodie. raining? put on a hoodie. no bra? put on a hoodie. nothing to wear? hoodie. cripplingly low self esteem? you already know. so versatile! so multifaceted!

[onlinecounsellingcollege]

“Inner peace begins the moment you choose not to allow another person or event to control your emotions.”

— Pema Chodron

[naramdil]

you have this idea in your head that the only time you’re worthy of being loved is when you’re at your best. you’re still worthy of being loved when you’re at your lowest. you’re still worthy of being loved when you don’t want to go on anymore. you are still worthy of being loved even when you don’t love yourself. you are a human and therefore always worthy of being loved and don’t you fool yourself into thinking otherwise. 

[vonisv]

Everyone give Terry Crews your power so he can burn Hollywood and its roaches to the ground