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[ultrakillblast]

ARMY OF DARKNESS (1992)

[kidsinthehallpics]

… POTATO SALAD!!!!

[mxbutchtwink]

*has a healthy and fulfilling relationship with a terrifying 9ft tall demon who loves me very much*

[quickscribe]

[t4tklonoa]

Happy 20 years of ammy ! and lets hope to see her again soon <3

[salix03]

this kingdom is going to shit man

[fjordojustice]

An honorable mention that lives forever in my heart

[undying-princess]

knowing how it tends to go with male authors and their wives it was probably marge who wrote the odyssey

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[andhaveapleasanttomorrow]

yesterday I had the thought "visual novel for normal people" (?) and halfway through making this image (which I thought would be really funny) I realized it was completely meaningless

[kushblazer666]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[queenoliviaiii]

book cover illustration: Tristan Elwell

[lakevida]

ok well if i can be vulnerable with you for a moment theres a hole in the floor at work and i dont know if it drains to anywhere but i do know ive been pouring old coffee down it for about three weeks now

[lakevida]

a coworker saw me do it today and her expression was unreadable

[charlemane]

the other day all my coworkers were talking about the various wack diets they're on and I went "nahhhh I'm on the Seafood Diet" and the lady next to me goes "oh, what's that?" and i was so shocked by actually getting a chance to deliver the punchline on that ancient gag that i barely even remembered to say it

[wedding-shemp]

[ambertea]

I did that job once.

[pepsimayo]

What are your pronouns and would you like to join my union

[undying-princess]

laughing at a joke about the "refusal of the call" but shaking my head the entire time so the audience knows i don't approve of the monomyth as an effective structure for literary analysis

[wedding-shemp]

Universes Beyond is so complicated for me, because on one hand I'm sick and tired of them, but on the other hand I always end up buying the most embarrassing UB sets and absolutely loving them. I'm my own worst enemy.

[wedding-shemp]

"Why does WOTC keep making these lame sets based around other intellectual properties," complains the woman who is going to try to track down all the full art basic lands from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles set