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ʎlʇuǝᴉʇɐdƃuᴉʇᴉɐʍ

[breathingthenblinkingnowboth]

Now forget everything I just said. It'll be relevant later.

[pyos-pride]

Pst pst pst, come cuddle.

[cloverlys]

“scorn & infinity” requested by @honeyedgrave / 07.21.26

[breathingthenblinkingnowboth]

[bpdohwhatajoy]

Telling someone how you feel is a humiliation ritual

[thememedaddy]

[flowergirlmiwa]

ending a social interaction with a friend and thinking "I think we grew a little bit closer today." in my head as if I'm a dating game protagonist

[kaputtsolvi]

What I feel people frequently forget about autistic special interests is that they aren't always information based. They may simply be visual or mental

Someone may have a special interest in a show, but instead of that meaning that they will talk about that show often, it may mean they watch that show extremely frequently.

Special interests are ways of regulating, not simply encyclopedias we have in our heads. Sometimes it's watching something frequently. Maybe only listening to one genre of music, maybe it's a collection, maybe it's an action. I'm tired of it only being seen as autistic people's personal encyclopedias

[breathingthenblinkingnowboth]

[real-language-facts]

starts talking and a disclaimer appears above my head saying that all resemblance to real languages is strictley coincidental

[ruhaniya]

"for you, i would" is such a gentle and sweet love language like no maybe i wouldn't usually do this but i would love to do it if it would make you happy.

[harrisonforded]

Viggo Mortensen as Ben Cash Captain Fantastic (2016) | dir. Matt Ross

[breathingthenblinkingnowboth]

[pigeon3gg]

scooby doo mystery incorporated is crazy bc can you imagine if you were raised adopted but you didnt know and your dad was super emotionally unavailable your entire life and then when you found out your dad wasnt your bio parent he immediately went to jail and your bio parents came into your life for the first time and after spending ~1 month bonding they ally with the evil german parrot who wants to kill you and wake up an evil entity and start actively working to help him kill you and wake up the evil entity. and then when the parrot succeeds in his plan the evil entity he was trying to awaken just immediately kills him and then it also eats your bio parents. and then almost immediately after it takes your adoptive dad out of jail and eats him too. and then you and your friends defeat the entity and you wake up in an alternate reality where the adoptive dad who you came to view as your real dad was just your football coach/principal and your evil insane parents were suddenly really nice and you can never get therapy for what you went through because reality reset and none of what happened actually happened in this universe. youve taken over a life that isnt yours and your memories of the past year or so are all fake they never happened. what the fuck.

[pangur-and-grim]

I got a poem published in a literary magazine, and they just posted the first few lines of it on their website as a ‘teaser’, with the prompt that you can buy the magazine and read the rest, and……. that’s honestly just the funniest thing they could have done. I’m imagining people gnashing their teeth, punching in their credit card info bc they HAVE to know how the poem ends. blueballing the poetry perverts. I wonder how much money they’ve made

[planeposting]

I dreamed there was a PSA where a guy is impatiently waiting for the plane to take off and it like "Ugh I wish they'd just hurry up and take off already" and then the plane immediately starts taking off without warning, climbs steeply, pitches down unrecoverably, and crashes into a populated area. Then we see a very badly injured and burned version of that guy being interviewed on a talk show as like "survivor of flight ___" and he turns to the camera and goes "Y'know, it's usually best to just trust the professionals to do their job. Sometimes it's better to be a little bit late."

I don't know what this was a PSA for, other than "shut the fuck up," but I was quite the fan

[askistiyorumyadaolum]