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catchingeverdeen

Who remembers

Motherfucking Scholastic

Book

Orders

And then the magical traveling circus of scholastic would randomly show up

at the motherfucking BOOK FAIR

ningcomepoop-blog

love

tessaviolet-deactivated20190521

seriously the best ever.

italktosnakes

This was actually my childhood.

carolina-girl

Wish they had these I high school

me @ my body: perhaps... since it's summer... you could sleep without the blanket?

my body: interesting thought! interesting thought. but no

sunsetxxxxx

Buy here! ♥

perlabionda-deactivated20210716

L'arte sotto ogni sua forma, io li trovo semplicemente fantastici.

Me: I should delete all my social media and never contact anyone ever again, nobody will notice much or care anyway.

Also me: I’m going to cyclically refresh all my social media for hours until somebody finally texts back or pays the slightest bit of a attention to me

drferox

‘Temporary’ Names

Vet clinics often have litters of kittens to raise. Either they’re too young for a shelter, too sickly, or the clinic intends to adopt them out when they’re big enough. Whatever the reason, nurses often end up raising kittens and giving them ‘temporary’ names.

The intention of these temporary names is that if you give the kitten a stupid name, you have something to call it other than ‘the middle black male’, but because it’s a stupid name you wont get emotionally attached and end up keeping it. Again.

Which is how some nurses end up with cats that have names like ‘Flea bus’ and ‘Trash bag’.

drferox

Folks, I succumbed.

I ended up keeping Trash Bag.