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IM SO COOL YAAAAA !!!!! I write fanfic @ Justt_Astrr on ao3 😝 I'm 14

[papayafromtv]

Tim’s whole one-man-quest-to-save-Bruce-from-time has gotta be the funniest from Damian’s perspective. like to Damian, Tim must be the pettiest motherfucker on EARTH. Damian shows up, Bruce dies, and Dick gives Damian Tim’s mantle of Robin. from Damian’s perspective what happens next is literally Tim dropping off the face of the earth, not saying shit for like six months, and then showing up again out of nowhere having been with the fucking League of Assassins, developing some fucked up relationship with Damian’s grandfather. there’s no fucking way Damian doesn’t see that shit as a personal attack on him out of spite for taking the Robin mantle.

Damian: I’m Robin now.

Tim:

Tim: ok hold on

Damian: wait what are you doing

Tim:

Damian: Drake.

Tim:

Damian: Drake.

Tim: ok we’re even now.

Damian: what the fuck did you do

Tim: I’m the league’s inheritor. Ra’s says.

Damian: ?!!?!

Jason, from across the room: did Tim steal- DICK HE’S DOING IT AGAIN. COME GET YOUR FUCKING CHILD

Tim: HE STARTED IT-

[arararaiv]

Something i did really quick and messy but i really need a keeping up with the waynes reality show 😆

[papayafromtv]

conversations overheard through the batkid com lines pt 1 (masterpost here)

Jason: yeah me and B are on ok terms now,

Dick: oh you guys are getting along-?

Jason: well we’re doing ok, I’m not mad at him anymore.

Dick: thought you wanted him to kill the Joker?

Jason: i did, but then like last week i went to the manor and i saw him smash the coffee machine with a hammer because it didn’t fill his mug enough; and i just don’t think he’d be a good killer.

Dick: *light wheeze* because he broke the coffee machine?

Jason: well it was just- *cracked grin* he gets- he gets angry, you know? and he’s not good at self control? like that machine did nothing and he just destroyed it. and i was just thinking about how, like, he decided that adopting kids was an acceptable thing to do, and now he has like eleven of us,

Dick: *silent cackles*

Jason: like he can’t see a kid without thinking ‘wonder if i can draft this one’. i think if we managed to convince him killing was ok it wouldn’t go well. he’d just keep doing it.

Dick: *through laughter* because of no self control?

Jason: yeah, like once he crosses that line he’d probably step over it at any minor inconvenience. he gets addicted and he gets mad at a lot of things.

Dick: so B shouldn’t kill?

Jason: no.

Dick: but you can?

Jason: well i- *wheeze* i have practice honing the rage, i don’t kill for stupid reasons. *pause* apart from that one time.

Dick, audibly amused: what time?

Jason: i sneezed and accidentially pressed the trigger.

Dick: *loud cackles*

Jason: i felt bad, man, like his cat was there-

Dick: *falls off his chair*

Jason: how are you this apathetic.

Dick: is that where Damian’s new cat came from?

Jason: it’s not like i could just leave it there!

Dick: i thought i saw trauma in it’s eyes. it had that wartime stare.

Jason: the blood spattered right across its fur. i had to bathe it.

Dick: Damian thinks it has anxiety

Jason: anxiet- dude it has more than anxiety, it has fucking PTSD-

Dick: *wheezes harder*

[secretidentie]

[bats-and-birds-24]

[dglovergirl]

Jason: Hey do you know anyone who can teach me how to play the trumpet?

Tim: Why

Jason: I wanna wander around Dick’s room and annoy him

Tim: Technically you don't actually need to know how to play it for that

Jason: You have opened my eyes, Tim

[nerd-4-eva]

16 year old Damian wayne, aka; high as fuck because jon triple dog dared him to smoke 3 joints at once with him staring at dick, tim, jason, bruce, starfire, raven, taliah, cass, duke, selina kyle and Barbra as they are surrounded by "we support you" and "say no to peer pressure' balloons followed by an "intervention" banner:

Damian:...hi?

Tim: i bet you are.

[breathlesswit]

Nightwing has the white and gold dress effect.

Someone catches a picture of him in the wrong lighting (conveniently the only picture caught of Nightwing in the early days) and now theres an Internet debate on how Nightwing is obviously black and blue- NO ITS WHITE AND GOLD YOU IDIOTS CANT YOU SEE TJAT?!?!?!

Superman thinks its white and gold and now he thinks Nightwing knew his parents bcs thats their colours or wtv

Idk.

[papayafromtv]

considering how Tim and Damian both admire Dick so much, i bet you Bruce tries to use him against them whenever they misbehave, except it always backfires because Jason is always nearby and completely ruins it because HE actually grew up with Dick and knows that Bruce is full of shit.

Bruce: i’m disappointed in both of you, and i know that Dick would be too, were he here.

Damian: sorry father…

Tim: yeah… our bad, we won’t do it again.

Jason, walking by: what’d you do?

Damian: got into a public fight during an interview.

Bruce: Dick was never like this when he was your age, he’d be appalled at your lack of self control.

Damian: please do not tell him.

Bruce: well i might have to unless you learn to behave!

Jason: ? B fuck off, there’s a youtube video floating around somewhere of me and Dick at a Gala and he bodyslams me into a table full of shrimp because i said his hairline was receding.

Tim and Damian:

Bruce, teeth gritted: yes thank you, Jason, for that WONDERFUL addition to the conversation.

[nerdpoe]

Dan hates his Nicer Self.

He does. He really, really does.

The kid is naïve, cocky, strong in the weirdest ways that don't make sense-

And he's such a busybody! Always helping, always jumping into things, and always saying that he's definitely not trying to be a hero.

It's annoying.

It's so annoying.

For instance, Phantom got called in by the JL for an all-hands-on-deck situation right before a super important test. Phantom accepted the call.

But the JL had dealt with threats like this before, a million times-there was literally no need to answer the call.

Yet the little dumbass had.

And now Dan was at home, staying on the other side of the room away from Vlad, and watching the fight on TV.

Phantom takes a hit. Then another. Then another.

Good; he'll learn not to jump when the JL says jump, then.

Phantom goes down, disappears behind some rubble.

Dan doesn't care. He doesn't. Let the kid learn a lesson.

Phantom doesn't get up.

Just like Jazz didn't get up.

Or Sam, or Tucker, or his mom or his dad-

Dan sees red.

He barely hears Vlad as he rips a portal to the fight and steps out, in his own ghost form, and decks the bad guy-some demon named Trigun or whatever, fucking weeb-so hard he knocks the guy back.

The fight pauses.

"You touched the twerp," Dan growls, voice distorting and allowing his powers to manifest at full capacity for the first time in years, "So you get to lose your head."

[batsandbirdsandothers]

De-aged Jason Todd and his morally-grey parental figures + Dick

[batsandbirdsandothers]

[barbaras-grayson]

Nightwing (2016-): Fear State

[papayafromtv]

funniest thing about alfred is that he does not give a shit about bruce’s authority as a parent or adult. brother is carrying automatic rifles through the house telling the kids to fuck off and ignore curfew and Batman himself is just stood forlorn in the doorway like alfred please. im in charge you promised

[papayafromtv]

instead of jason being damian’s protector in the league can we just have them being feral best friends. partners in crime. co-workers.

i want damian to be in gotham telling funny stories and fond memories from his childhood and league days, and every single story contains his ‘partner, hood’, because apparently he and another one of the trainees got along so well and worked so well together that Talia made them an official assassination duo, so they would always train and go on missions together, and they would just absolutely fuck shit up constantly.

and in the batfams heads this hood guy is like, another kid. like damian’s age, maybe a year or two older because damian keeps mentioning how paternal hood can get. and then the fucking Red Hood shows up, over six ft and 200 pounds of pure murderous monster muscle, and damian’s like ‘there’s my partner there! hi hood!’ and they wave at each other across the rooftops and the entire family just fuckin. bluescreen.

dick: so was your friend younger than you?

damian: i mean it depends on how you count his age. he recently restarted, you see, so logistically we don’t quite know where that puts him.

dick: what

——

bruce: who are you talking to on the phone there, damian?

damian: hood, he’s in gotham for a few days and wants to meet up!

bruce, thinking a playdate would be good for damian: would your friend like to come here for dinner?

damian, putting the phone on speaker: i dunno, do you?

jason on the phone, voice deep as fuck and gravelly because he hasn’t drank in 2 days: absolutely the fuck not

bruce, terrified: what the f-

[novelistwriter]

The Necromancer

DP x DC Prompt inspired by 'The Ghost Warlock' on A03 by Cas3_Blanca

The Justice League has been dealing with matters related to the Undead recently. And JLD could barely handle the undead. That is until Constantine had called in a favor from someone he knew. A young man in a black trench coat with a skeleton following him everywhere, that skeleton had a burned headband on it.

The young man is a necromancer, and he is very good at handling the matters of the undead. He just has a bit of disdain for the Justice League and keeps to himself whenever he is around any Justice League member. The only person he seems to trust is Constantine, as he doesn't even interact with the rest of the JLD members. The young man had told them that he's only helping because he owed Constantine quite a few favors, and once Constantine used up all those favors on helping the Justice League, he's done with them, which means he'll leave the Justice League and Justice League Dark to deal with the undead.

Danny's life was as good as it could get. His parents had accepted him as Phantom, Clockwork assured Danny that he doesn't have to be the Ghost King just yet, his grades are steadily rising, and he is scheduling fights with his Ghostly Rogues.

That is until the GIW had shown up again. They were in the process of isolating Amity when the entire city fought back against them.

There were a few casualties, which mostly consisted of people Danny is close to. His parents, Jazz, Sam, Tucker, Valerie, Dash, Mr. Lancer and Star had perished during the struggle, and only those close to Danny hadn't become Ghosts. There wasn't enough to recover from them. Danny only has a few things to remember them by. His mom's Goggles, his dad's fudge recipe, Sam's bracelet, Tucker's PDA, and Valerie's earrings. Jazz was the only one to be buried, as she still had a body that wasn't vaporized.

He tried looking for Dani and Vlad but learned from Technus that they were captured and ended by the GIW. Now, the only person he has to lean on is his "Uncle" Constantine.

Constantine has helped Danny many times during his first years as Phantom. That's why Danny owes Constantine so many favors. He had tried to call help from the Justice League whenever Constantine wasn't around, but he was just brushed off. Hence why he doesn't like helping the Justice League's undead problems. He had also asked Technus to put his information and anything else related to him under lock and key. He doesn't want the Justice League to access and have files of his information. He's got Jazz's skeleton with him because he's taken up the role of Ghost King, and it came with Pariah's ability to raise a skeleton army if need be, but he only uses it on Jazz and other nearby buried bodies to help him deal with undead that aren't Ghosts. He also doesn't want to show his Ghostly half to the Justice League.

He's gotten quite good at hiding his mental presence from the Martians on the Justice League, but some of his emotions and thoughts slipped through. Now, the Justice League is being annoying to him by trying to apologize to him for whatever it is they did to him so they could still rely on him for any undead related issues.

[faramirsonofgondor]

AU where when Bruce gets lost in time he ends up helping start the Stonewall Riots 🙏. Like it could be an accident or it could be on purpose but I need it to happen. And then whenever one of the batkids tries to jokingly accuse him of homophobia, he’s just like “actually, I threw the first brick at stonewall” and nobody knows if he’s telling the truth or not. But then like he’ll also be so adamantly against homophobia and sometimes he struggles not to bring it up in conversation.

Bruce: You’re grounded.

Tim: Wow, during Pride Month??? Way to let your biphobia show.

Bruce: My brick gave you pride month so I’m immune to that accusation.

Tim: What the fuck??? What does that even mean???

Damian, at dinner, talking about transphobes in his classes: I understand violence is discouraged at the academy, but surely this can be the exception.

Alfred: Unfortunately not Master Dam-

Bruce: Back in my day, we used to hit them with bricks and beer bottles.

Everyone: 👁️👄👁️

Alfred, trying to remember any incidents where this happened: ????

Damian: Thank you for the advice, Father.

Dick and Jason, getting picked up from the police station for getting involved in a riot against transphobes and homophobes: Listen, we can explain -

Bruce, wiping a tear from the corner of his eye: I’m so happy you decided to continue the family tradition. I couldn’t be more proud.

[breathlesswit]

I just had a dream where I smoked weed with thos two little shits from like hunter x hunter or something

The one with like green hair and the spiky twat

They liked the wrong type of weed and I hope alllll you hunter x hunter fans know that

Just felt the need to share really you can continue scrolling now

[shortbcofkoffee]

Batfam bodyswap but all of them have insane chronic pain in different places.

Jason, in Tim’s body: Yeah, your hands and waist should not feel like this.

Tim, in Dick’s body: Shut up, it's normal. But Dick all of your joints are fucked. What is wrong with you?

Dick, in Damian's body: Nothing. Jesus, Dami, I want to peel my ribs out of my chest.

Damian, in Jason’s body: Todd, I don't think the pit healed you at all...

Duke, in Bruce’s body: ow

Bruce, in Cass' body: I, for one, feel amazing.

Cass, in Duke’s body: I'm going to go OD on Advil. That probably won't be enough for how much my head hurts.

[shortbcofkoffee]

Batfam bodyswap but all of them have insane chronic pain in different places.

Jason, in Tim’s body: Yeah, your hands and waist should not feel like this.

Tim, in Dick’s body: Shut up, it's normal. But Dick all of your joints are fucked. What is wrong with you?

Dick, in Damian's body: Nothing. Jesus, Dami, I want to peel my ribs out of my chest.

Damian, in Jason’s body: Todd, I don't think the pit healed you at all...

Duke, in Bruce’s body: ow

Bruce, in Cass' body: I, for one, feel amazing.

Cass, in Duke’s body: I'm going to go OD on Advil. That probably won't be enough for how much my head hurts.