Professor Pollo

If i misspelled something No I Didn't. She/her Art tag is #my art

[mushroom-in-space]

every other case Watson is like "can I come along? unless I am nothing but dead weight to you. In which case I brought a hammer for you to beat me to death with." and Holmes always replies something along the lines of "You are my bestest friend and if you came along that would make me the happiest man in the world. Pack your gun." peace and love. also what is wrong with them.

[goosearchivesstuff]

Pork Soda

But with Zenix and Garroth!!

[twig-the-escaped-cephalopod]

i am Thinkimg . about the Character. and listening to a Song. i a m sure this will not have repercussions

[wifegideonnav]

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

[dragonpyre]

Akira slides but I'm on a horse and it ends up breaking its leg and I have to put it down

[ashoss]

i guess its an akira slide kind of day

[sobedoodles]

Auntie Wyldfyre :’)

[ooliecat]

rewatched the great mouse detective and it mildly reminded me of layton so i sketched layton and co as mice

[picascribit]

There are 2 types of fanfic:

fanfic that I like

fanfic that is none of my business

[kobrafangs]

me doing literally anything: man i wish i was drawing right now

me when im drawing: man i wish i was doing literally anything else right now

[cocomaumau]

its so over

[seashoes]

were we really that surprised by this though? Some of those plot scripts were. Definitely sus to put it lightly.

[lettuce-tv]

don't go into the humanities because they're unprofitable and don't go into stem cuz its getting torn apart right now and don't go into buisness because it's competetive and speculative and don't go into education because it pays like shit. Just lay on thr ground. Just lay on the ground.

[deepfrieddeltarunememes]

[guiltyleisure]

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two scenes from an unfinished comic script (2024~25)

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

me: [taking a piss in my own house like normal]

my anxiety: “what if someone slipped you hallucinogenic drugs and you’re actually in walmart right now pissing in the middle of the store?” 

me: “…we’ll confront that problem when we come to it”

[apollojusticetimeline]

July 7th 2026

The Gavinner's "Guilty As Charged Tour" will be at Sunshine Coliseum tonight!

[lordyunaa]

[tilthat]

TIL “Yankee Doodle” was written by the British to mock americans. “Doodle” is thought to come from the German “dödel”, meaning “fool” or “simpleton” and “macaroni,” a flamboyantly stylish type of dress, painting the Yankees as morons who thought placing a feather in one’s cap made them a “dandy.”

via reddit.com

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

so you’re telling me that “stuck a feather in his hat and called it macaroni” would be like saying “wrote a G on his belt and called it gucci”

[beggars-opera]

that’s…a pretty good analogy actually

[ti-bae-rius]

US moron came to town

Hunting for some coochie

Wrote a G up on his belt

And this bitch called it Gucci

[ti-bae-rius]

Seeing my notifications get flooded with this every July 4th is the only thing I respect about America