Professor Pollo

If i misspelled something No I Didn't. She/her Art tag is #my art

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[maryoliveoil]

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

[ozempicofficial]

[wannabemasterofwindintraining]

Man zane ran away that's so sad

[paul-layton]

[asksloyxp]

Maybe if I just work harder, this empty cup will pour again

[shinyrock6498]

Maybe the cup needs a bit of time to rest and refill?

[asksloyxp]

Maybe the cup needs to lock the fuck in???

[only-cat-memes]

[forgwater]

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

My signature is worth negative 2 dollars and 82 cents.

[captaindibbzy]

[terriblechickenhousebuilder]

there is something deeply evil in the walls of phoenix drop high

[fakesorbet]

being a slow fandom artist feels like this

Please wait for me . Art for the topic we all moved on from is not too far

[ynfg-gifs]

Yume 2kki - Sai no Kawara (Garden)

[filibusterfrog]

plastic surgeon named mr.breast

[halondrus]

Draw him alive and well. Ok now draw him playing sudoku

[halondrus]

Now draw him struggling at sudoku in a manner that is no longer endearing and is now embarassing

[orthoscheme]

these brownies seem a little strong

[orthoscheme]

well if i have any complaints i can just call potassium about it but im too meek so i wont

[tuxankhamun]

Ma'am, we're sorry to have to tell you this, but your husband had an accident at the Pianos, Anvils, and Comically Large Panes of Glass Incorporated factory...

[sunb1eeder]

he was hit by a car in the parking lot

[mrscancelled-1]

[great-and-small]

Yeah okay there are like 11 species of heron native to the USA and yes fine I’ve only managed to spot 10 of those species. You might think I’m bitter about that one species evading me but I’m not. I’m actually the Least Bittern person about it in the entire world

[great-and-small]

@elafire this is kinda tangential to the post but I love these tags because the cattle egret thing is on my mind a lot also. One of my favorite birders Christian Cooper has written about how the story of this bird’s introduction here makes for an interesting metaphor for the African diaspora in the United States. It’s all I can think of when I see cattle egrets now and has really changed how I think of them. Here is one of Cooper’s posts about the topic

[terriblechickenhousebuilder]