Small Carb Fellow

Shitpost about fandoms I enjoy he/they Bred, Breddie, Ricky, or Stanley are all names I go by! internet humour but in an unfunny way I make doodles and stuff oh also history i like that too Merry happy holiday 🍉 Matching with professional-termite and Secretly-Larry-Daley

[tundrapython]

There’s an animated movie on Netflix about snakes! It’s called Sahara, it’s basically a romeo and Juliet/Aladdin story. A male cobra (Ajar) meets a female green snake (Eva) and they’re separated by their social class. Eva gets kidnapped by a snake charmer, and all the snakes in the charmer’s basket are dancers that are all suffering Stockholm Syndrome brought on by the music by the charmer’s flute.

Ajar goes to rescue her because they shared 10 minutes of dialogue so why wouldn’t he? He’s accompanied by Eva’s brother, Gary, whom wears a wig in the beginning of the film for whatever reason. It’s made clear that he’s kind of a pothead, though he does “pollen,” and he SNORTS IT.

[kinolenta2004]

[knightclubbing]

my liege is that item on the shelf too high for you to reach? fear not, i shall grab it for you. HNNNNNGHHH MMMMMHHGGH HHHHHHHH (cant reach it either)well shit my liege

[cannibalnumber14]

@moopbox

[moopbox]

........Ok yeah I would say that

[fishcop]

RAAAAAAAH

[weregonnaneedabiggerboat]

I can see why this is Goose's favorite episode.

[doublecounter]

so now that they can curse does that mean they can also do it

[xekstrin]

they wanted to kill kung pow penis

[elfanonymous]

the season of tumblr holidays are upon us!!!

[gardenofpawprints]

[quietwingsinthesky]

too much monogamy in fandom in general

[quietwingsinthesky]

as we all know, everyone falls in love once and only once with their one true love the first time, and if they had relationships before that they weren’t real and didn’t love each other, and you can’t love more than one person at once, and your friends and family need to be pushed out of the picture to focus more on your romance, and no one has sex with people they don’t love, and if they did, they’re dirty and they have to have hated it and the sex they have with their one true love after they’re officially together has to be better sex than they ever had before, and no one ever breaks up for any reason other than death, and everyone wants to get married and have kids. aren’t you fucking tired.

[quietwingsinthesky]

I SAID AREN’T YOU FUCKING TIRED

[eddiethegiantlibrarian]

This is how I celebrated the Ides of March last year. I don't know how to commit to the bit any more this year, but I'll take suggestions.

[weepingwillowbark-deactivated20]

may your ides of march be many and your julius ceasars be few

[slightlyartist]

Working on a little animatic with the only guys ever :)

[slightlyartist]

Probably my fave frame of the early sketch so far

[slightlyartist]

:T

[aceofsquiddles]

I was thinking about how ‘Grinch’ and ‘Scrooge’ are words for people who hate Christmas but aren’t exact synonyms and then this chart happened.

[orionskittles]

HELP???

[pukicho]

heafache.

[pukicho]

you evil evil freaks will reblog anything

[ginkgocrown-old-blog]

I showed this post to my boyfriend and he tried to take his shirt off like a girl and 

uh

yeah

[castielsteenwolf]

Out of the 82k notes my post got this is by far the best comment holy shit thank u for being u

[wingscanspeak]

So i tried it both ways and uh

i mean how do you do the first one without pulling out all your hair?

[zorobro]

this made me laugh really hard….

and it made me realize that girls and boys pull their shirt off differently. /amazed

but seriously I think girls just do the cross arm thing because of HAIR like demonstrated 

[wingscanspeak]

So one year, one URL change, and a hair cut later, I decide to try again… FOR SCIENCE! 

Its not science unless you write it down so 

[30secondstocalifornia]

First method:

Well done, i guess…

Second:

I fucked up

Girls… how?

[ohshititsmama-deactivated201812]

I DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW WE CAN HAVE SUCH DIFFERENT WAYS OF TAKING OFF SHIRTS AND SO MUCH DIFFICULTY DOING IT THE OTHER WAY

[iprayforangels-deactivated20220]

I FIGURED IT OUT!!!!!

It’s all in the way that girl/boys shirts are made.

Girls shirts have less armpit room then boy’s do and are generally shorter so pulling it off over your head is more practical because by lifting your arms all the way up you make enough room for the sleeves to just slip off.

Boys shirts have more room and are generally longer so it is easy to slip them off over your head.

but if you take a girls shirt off like a boys shirt you will get your arms caught because there isn’t much armpit space.

and if you take a boys shirt off like a girls shit you will still have your head in it when you’ve lifted your arms all the way up because of the shirt’s length.

It has nothing to do with us. It is entirely to do with how our shirts are made. I figured it out for you. YOU’RE WELCOME!

[prince-cake]

bless you

[wingscanspeak]

look what is back on my dash. Jesus.

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[trickythedino]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[pikles249]

[hazelnut-u-out]

RODEO CLOWN RICK X COWBOY (bull rider) BIRDPERSON!!!