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cosi and abbie started a blog years ago and it is unfortunately still here, enjoy our content

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

I love locking my door like…you’re not coming in lmfao

[radiant-moonchild-deactivated20]

This post is honestly so iconic like every time I lock my door I literally think about this

[knifeofvenus]

My pussy is fat my heart is fatter got a tiny brain made of snickerdoodle batter

[toesucker]

[knifeofvenus]

My pussy is fat my heart is fatter got a tiny brain made of snickerdoodle batter

[toesucker]

[theimportantthingistherhythm-de]

Stephen King getting pranked by Maya Angelou. 

[kaijuno]

Thjs is so fucking funny to me help

[glumshoe]

the ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ has only been actually typed once by a single person, everyone else who has ever used it has just googled “shrug emoji” and copy-pasted it

[thejonymyster]

why repaint the mona lisa

[sorrytobugyou]

[afloweroutofstone]

I cannot describe to you how good some of the stuff people are making on TikTok is

[doppelgender]

its a shame that in 6 or so billion years, any and all existence on earth will be wiped out by the sun’s expansion, and it’s almost scary to think about how even now the sun continues to grow bigger and hotter, sexy and hotter let’s shut it down. pound the alarm

[unclefather]

[iamnolongerhere-l-deactivated20]

when someone asks me about my best friend

[notfunnycried]

tell your boyfriend if he says he’s got beef, that i’m a vegetarian and i

eat leaf

[nordacious]

It’s just been brought to my attention my “Balegdeh” illustration has been spotted at GLASTO, flying high on a rainbow flag in front of Kylie Minogue’s set. That’s it. My life just peaked.

[nordacious]

the sad news is that i don’t have balegdeh rainbow flags (kudos to whoever put this one together 😂), but i DO have balegdeh-almost-everything-else available! www.nordacious.com 😂

[tzalmavet]

what da hell she doin here

[theocseason4]

Real shit

[ironpour]

-_-

[jaehaerys1]

[ra11y]

[help-mywife]

Help; my wife is making our wedding footage into a youtube poop

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

Reverend: you may now (Ganon voice) DIE

[dabestmemez]