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It doesn't seem like much, but to me this is pretty cool. I'm a paramedic, and last night I worked a shift with several high intensity calls, and I stayed in range all night! I credit this to yesterday's endo appt, when they worked magic on my basal rates. (Notice the sliver of high just before the appt). Don't mind the chipping paint...I'm pretty rough on equipment.
Holla if you gotta keep yourself alive every single day by acting in place of a vital organ.
Reblogging cause now they wanna punish us for being sick. We can't sit back and let old white men tell us it's our fault for being ill!
past tense of william shakespeare? william shookspeare
Wouldiwas Shookspeared
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4 out of 5 dentists agree
on what
i’m just glad they’re getting along
I am SCREAMING
…after seeing Harley in a thousand Christmas posts…
Harley is actually from an interfaith Jewish and Catholic family, so she could very well celebrate both Christmas and Hanukkah! But the fact that her Jewish side is so rarely mentioned to the point that no one knows about it is obviously annoying and likely intentional.
THIS WILL ALWAYS BE FUNNY
Golden Girls is really deceptive because it’s downright savage and crude humor hidden in a show you think was a boring sitcom about old ladies.
I mean, there’s more sex jokes than some r-rated comedies.
And they’re funny, well timed, perfectly delivered sex jokes
Regarding being a “white passing Jew”, this is what is meant by conditional whiteness:
If I look like this when I’m walking around:
I’m treated as white, and a professional cis-male white at that (this is my professional shot that I use for various business related photos). I do this specifically because I am an independent contractor who depends on having a positive impression from my clients.
But if I look like this:
Or even like this (from last October):
My curly hair sets off the racist “Jewdar” and I’ll have random people come up to me and ask if I’m Jewish–just based on my curly hair!
That is conditional whiteness–I pass as white or not based solely on how recently I got a haircut. And I honestly feel guilty every time I go in for a shearing, as if, in some obscure way, I’m “betraying” my ethnic identity.
Correct me if I’m wrong (I’m not the most knowledgeable on this topic) but aren’t Jewish people white? Just like… religious or from a specific group? Is Jewish a race? Or is it like Turkish or Greek where its not white but its still Caucasian?
*sigh* Okay, I’m going to treat this as an earnest question, and, hopefully, by the time I’m done explaining, you’ll understand why I initially had the impulse to snarl.
So, first off, yes, you’re wrong. Judaism is an ethno-religion, i.e. a religion with an ethnic component or an ethnicity with a religious component, depending on how you frame it. Ethno-religions used to be the rule in human civilizations, where the tribe/culture/civilization that you were born into would define what god or gods you would worship as an adult. Simplifying dramatically, that changed with the Romans, and then the early Christians took their model of converting local populaces and applied it to the Jewish religion, and started missionizing (this is a vast over-simplification). In the two thousand years since, the majority of the ethno-religions have gone extinct. However, Judaism and the Jewish people have not.
According to our texts and cultural histories, and this is verified by genetic testing, all of the various Jewish groups are descended from a single source that originally lived in the Levantine region roughly 3000 years ago. But, due to numerous conquerings and invasions, the Jewish tribe has been scattered across Europe, Africa and Asia, in what we call the Diaspora. According to those genetic studies, typically the various local groups are at least 50% Levantine in their ancestry, with the remainder being mixed from the locals (due to intermarriage, adoption and the all-too-frequent rape of Jewish women). As such, the local groups often share some phenotype traits with those locals.
In your case, you’re obviously most familiar, as are most people, with the Ashkenazi group, which is mostly sourced from Eastern and Northern Europe, and has paler skin than the other Jewish branches. I myself am Ashkenazi, and you can see my general skin tone in the pictures above. However, I possess multiple other phenotype features consistent with a Levantine ancestry, including, as I pointed out above, my very curly and thick hair.
However, the Askenazi are only one of multiple Jewish groupings, and none of them appear to be white in the slightest. We have Arab Jews (the Mizrahi), African Jews (the Beta Yisrael), Mediterranean/North African Jews (the Sephardi), Chinese Jews (the Kaifeng), the Greek Jews (the Romaniote), multiple groups in India (including the Cochin), and others besides. We all share the same genetic markers that indicate a common ancestry in the Levant 3000 years ago.
Part of the reason why we’ve maintained ourselves as distinct for so long, while practically no other tribe or culture from that time period has (I’ve said previously that “Jews were Jews when the French and Germans called themselves the Gauls and Celts”), is that we have a strong culture and society that has a sense of tradition, communal attachment, and education (although I have wondered what specific features of the Jewish memeplex have contributed to this longevity), as well as typically marrying within the faith–and therefore, within the ethnicity.
Now, the reason why I had to resist snarling is that anti-semites–Jew-hating bigots–have a popular pasttime in denying every point that I just wrote, and insisting that “Jews are white!” (conflating the Askenazi with all Jews) and other such lies. One individual on this very website, curvesincolor, has literally spent a good chunk of this year screaming at the top of his lungs about how Jews are white. A further reason that we find that lie to be offensive, beyond denial of our heritage, is that that line of thought/accusation is part of the reason for the oppression that the Jews face. The Holocaust was simply the more significant expression of that oppression, which is often on racial grounds. White supremacists, for example, whisper feverishly to themselves in paranoid fantasies about how Jews are coming to pollute their “pure” bloodlines, and dream lurid fantasies of wiping us out. The sheer fact that Neo-Nazis, the KKK and other such white supremacist organizations all speak of “The Jew” as an existential threat that has to be dealt with in the firmest manner possible should give something of a strong hint as to our status as “white people”.
And there’s been an upsurge in this hatred over the last few years, but it has never gone away, and people asking this very question in bad faith is perhaps the third or fourth most frequently asked question to this and other Jewish-run blogs. Hence the suppressed snarl.
I hope that that helps.
There should be a paired TV show. One of the shows follows the good guys and what they do while the other show follows the bad guys and what they do. Each week shows the same story from two different perspectives.
human: *is heating up food*
alien: why are you doing that?
human: you see i want the particles in my food to vibrate at just the right frequency
Human: *is eating ice cream*
alien: wait you forgot to make that one vibrate!
human: well, you see, not with this food
This one is already vibrating at he desired frequency, but if it starts to vibrate at a higher frequency I lock it back in the cold box.
Human: *just reheated pizza in the oven*
Other human: *is eating a slice of the same pizza, but cold*
Alien: *exasperated sputtering*
Human: shots! shots! shots!
Alien: this liquid has negligible nutritional value and, furthermore, contains some molecules that I believe are poisonous to your species.
Human: …look, sometimes we just like to gather in social groups and disorient ourselves
I love how humans have literally not changed throughout history like the graffiti from Pompeii has people from hundreds of years ago writing stuff like “Marcus is gay” “I fucked a girl here” “Julius your mum wishes she was with me” and leonardo da vinci’s assistants drew dicks in their notebooks just for the banter and mozart created a piece called “kiss my ass” so when people wish for ‘today’s generation’ to be like ‘how people used to’ then we’re already there buddy we’ve always been
The Hagia Sophia has inscriptions that were considered sacred for centuries until they were deciphered in the 70s to be Nordic runes saying “Halfdan wrote this”
my old english prof told us that theres a cave in Scandinavia where a viking gratified some runes like 14 feet up on the wall and when they finally reached it all it translated into was “this is very high”
Ancient Shitposting
Now on the History Channel
‘People have literally just always been people’ is genuinely my favorite fact about the world
“Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book.” - Marcus Tullius Cicero, 106 BC - 43 BC
@abadmeanman
this is iconic
This shit is so hilarious
Dude: Do you wanna get married? Girl: Yes. Dude: …..I gotta…..
Ok but that last one. She “accepted” his “compliment” and he tried intimidating her. It just shows catcalling is an assertion of dominance, not just “flirting”
when you feel the first cramp
This is the most relatable post I’ve ever seen on this site
20 minutes into nearly napping and chill and he start rapping at your chamber door