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Brendon Boyd Urie Panic! at the Disco Entertainer. 35% talent. 65% water.

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pagsbrewster:

The nipple pain! I mean, personally, I like a little nipple pain for pleasure but being repeatedly shocking doesn’t sound pleasant… at all. There are too many things that would potentially cause that thing to fly open. Maybe this bra isn’t for me! Awh, don’t sell yourself short! I bet you’re the perfect voice of reason.

Oh god. MY nipples hurt just thinking about it. That bra sounds like a prototype so maybe they’ll invent a really good one. Hmmm. And honestly, I am not! I’m so so so the wild card of my friend group. They don’t know WHERE I’m going!

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wesofpaul:

Yes it’s literally the best thing in the entire world. I don’t mind the whole diaper changing thing because sometimes family can get busy with four kids, but I know what you mean. It was amazing. I hope your day was fantastic too.

I know what you mean. They just never ask old Uncle Brendon to change diapers though. Probably because they know I don’t wanna. Haha.

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jfczachary:

Did you spend it with your fam? I definitely feel like the most blessed are the ones who get to spend it with their nearest and dearest. Queen is always a solid choice, bud, always a solid choice. Not Bohemian Rhapsody, is it?

Nah. I stayed here. Just by myself. I need a dog. And yes, Queen! Not Bohemian Rhapsody though. Haha. I do that for shows already. It’s usually like Killer Queen or Somebody to Love. 

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strzechotski:

Not yet, I made certain that nothing on my body was ripped. I have pride, after all. Well, for the time being, we’ll see how how my life pans out from here on out. That could have been fun! Having everything to yourself. I think I’d be too scared to ever try it. Empty spaces freak me out. What did you get up to at Hideaway?

Thank goodness. Who would be able to sew you back up? Hahaha. And yeah, it was kind of lonely. I just played video games all day. Slept. The good ole stuff.

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Pick four of your friends at Hideaway. Now tell me something that everyone should know about them.

Oh shit... I... don’t really have friends friends yet. 

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bellisarioisms:

Ryan? She talks about him on the podcast sometimes. Apparently he cheated on her on Valentine’s Day? Harsh. I never considered myself much of a cook either, but I somehow managed to feed a group of about five so there you go! What kind of games did you play?

Yeah. Ryan. And I heard about that. Uh.. haha. And the games I played? Just Fall Out 4 and Pokemon Sun. I can play both so much.

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allen--x:

That sounds pretty horrifc and similar to what happened to me this morning, smoothies just have that chance of going everywhere.

Yeah man. They should go in my belly. Not my shirt.

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allen--x:

A little bit, not much, it was fairly easy to clean up honestly.

Do you know those shake blender bottle things? I went to go shake one up and the lid wasn’t on and it went EVERYWHERE! I wanted to cry. God.

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bellisarioisms:

Well I don’t know her personally, but I enjoy listening to her podcast! How do you know her? And it was! How about yours?

Well she used to date a former band member of mine. He like... wrote so many songs for her. If you listen to our album Pretty. Odd. a few songs are about her. So I know her because of him. Also she danced for us at the VMAs once. It’s crazy how she’s like on TV now. And I’m glad it was! It’s nice to have a nice Thanksgiving with friends. Mine was okay. Played games all day and had some nice TV dinners. I’m not much of a cook!

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wesofpaul:

So far today has been completely successful. I haven’t been home for more then a day and I have been tackled by a ten year old, an eight year old, a four year old and an eighteen month old. It’s literally the greatest feeling being home for the holidays with all my nieces and nephews and my sisters. I swear I’m so glad that I came home for Thanksgiving because it just makes me remember just how lucky I am to have these people in my life. I have one of the best families in the world and no matter where i am in the world, coming home to them just feels right. On another note, I’m thankful for all you wonderful people on the island. You keep me on my toes and you are all fucking fantastic. So HAPPY TURKEY DAY MY FRIENDS. 

Isn’t it the best when all the nieces and nephews basically attack you? Being an uncle is so rewarding. It’s like all the fun of having a kid without all the diaper changing. I’m glad you’re having a good time, man!

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jfczachary:

The best thing about family holidays? I have seen all of my family sing karaoke at least once, and witnessed my sister very nearly throw a Wii remote across the room – and we haven’t even cracked open the alcohol beverages yet. What’s your go to karaoke song? Happy Thanksgiving y’all! I hope your day is awesome and full of happiness. And pie.

Dude, that sounds like a fun time. I wish I went to your family thanksgiving. Haha. My go to karaoke song is probably something from Queen. 

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bellisarioisms:

My very first Friendsgiving was a raging success. I’ve been up since six am, prepping the turkey for my non-vegan friends, watching Keltie Knight host the Thanksgiving Day Parade (you guys should listen to her podcast, The Lady Gang), and basically run around my place like a mad man to prepare a hopefully delicious feast for my people. I think it went well. I’m tipsy on wine, I’m stuffed with good food, and I’m trying to figure out if I want a real tree this year or a tree already set up because I’m lazy af. I hope everyone had an amazing holiday!

Oh you like Keltie Knight? I know her. She’s... okay. But it sounds like your holiday was great!

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strzechotski:

There comes a point in everyone’s life where they just have to deal with the consequences of their actions and admit the truth to themselves and the truth is, that I’m doing right now is not cute. Long story short, it’s Thanksgiving and I may have indulged in a little food. Actually, way too much food and I’m now the mother of a food baby. A baby, who doesn’t want me to get up and “walk it off” with my puppies but actually wants me to go back for even more dessert. I honestly don’t know how I became such a glutton over night but I think I may need help. How is everyone else’s Thanksgiving? How many food babies are coming back to Hideaway?

God. The start of your talk made me think that you did something bad. Like break the law. Well... maybe you broke your pants law by eating too much. But hey... it was Thanksgiving! I don’t think that’s a bad thing to eat too much. At least, from what I know. I stayed here for Thanksgiving. Had to take a break.

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allen--x:

Word of advice, make sure the lid is on the blender when making a kale smoothie. My kitchen now looks like someone threw up in it..

Oh dude.... does it look like the exorcist happened in there? I’m sorry. I’ve been there. 

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What are you most thankful for?

I am most thankful for my fans and my band and my parents. 

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ooc

hello! sorry i haven’t gotten back to replies. i have been sick/getting ready for thanksgiving. i will try to get back to all your replies as soon as i can! 

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My main ground.