justpreacher:
Atticus was startled to hear anyone entering the church — particularly after such a bad service. His hangover cure had failed him.
“ Sorry, ” he said, looking up from his podium. “ Service ended a few minutes ago. ”
“If I was interested in service, I’d have come during it. ‘Sides, from the look on everyone’s faces as they walked out... I’d say whatever you did HARDLY counts as a service.” And that was putting it NICELY.

















