Bretter Than The Rest

The title is a lie. I know it's a great pun on my name but this blog is terrible

[azrael-the-lucifan]

Sometimes a family is a robot man, a cyborg, a 50’s actress, a gay mummy, and a girl with 64 personalities.

[dcgifs]

What if I’d trusted John? What if I’d been more brave?

[armsofstranger]

Tony and Nebula: *shown working together for literally a second*

Me: FUCK YES.

[twinkothydrake]

doom patrol go

[bisexualjumpol]

What I expected from Sex Education: a funny and dumb teen series

What I got: a somewhat realistic depiction of teen sexuality, amazingly developed characters that are more than a stereotype, great actors and overall a really incredibly written show

[richardmaddan]

SEX EDUCATION (2019 - )

[otherwindow]

A guy’s butt made by Bethesda versus a guy’s butt made by Obsidian.

[supernova-supremacy]

[catwlws-deactivated20190908]

when a minor inconvenience occurs

[welcometoyouredoom]

[erebusvincent]

Beto seems like a cool dude and Ted seems like the kind of guy whose own kids don’t want to be around him.  (Remember that?  That was weird, but hilarious.)

[iniestas-deactivated20181206]

if texas votes beto o'rourke for senator im gonna be so annoyingly Texan on here yall wont see the last of me yeehaw!! beto for senate!!! let’s kick ted cruz out of office pls!!!!

[beto-for-senate]

But can your congressman rock a Metallica hoodie?

[mega-angry-cloud]

why the FUck is a cartoon about A HORSE PER SON maKING ME THINK aboutmY OWN MORTALITY AND THE UTTER INEVITABILITY OF HUMANITY’S EXISTENTIAL DEPRESSION. 

[what-even-is-thiss]

Guys do centaurs have to eat both horse food and human food?

[what-even-is-thiss]

Centaur, eating out of a burlap sack of hay like it’s potato chips: So do you guys wanna get Chipotle later?

[what-even-is-thiss]

Centaur: *kneeling on the ground, ripping up bits of grass and eating it*

Nearby horse: *neighs*

Centaur: Well it’s easy for you to bend over, isn’t it?

Horse: *snorts*

Centaur: *through a mouthful of grass* Well goody goody for you, but some of us have two spines.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Human: Hey does somebody want the rest of my burger?

Centaur: Oh I’ll have it. I am starving.

Human: Didn’t you just eat like an entire barrel of hay?

Centaur: *snatches the burger* That was for the horse stomach not the human one. Don’t be racist, Carl.

[fangirltothefullest]

DON’T BE RACIST CARL

[conversationswithamillennial]

That spine comment made me reevaluate my life

[what-even-is-thiss]

Two spines, two ribcages, and six limbs baby! And a tail! Four shoulders!

[nerdy-as-heck]

This picture makes my intellectual half happy but also causes me great pain

[zanukavat]

Alex Hirsch is a treasure 

[sungodsevenoclock]

The second best pun I’ve ever encountered in the wild was when I was walking down the street in a “hip” part of Seattle and saw a couple of Budweiser cans thrown into a bush. And I said to a random stranger walking nearby “damn, the local beer harvest is really poor this year”. And the random stranger responded “give it time, they’re only buds”.

[theawkwardpincushion]

why is this the second what the fuck could top that