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ind. canon div. piper halliwell rp of charmed.

[notmorbid]

mostly dead things, pt. 3.

dialogue prompts from mostly dead things by kristen arnett.

you never talk to me about anything.

there’s some things i think you should know.

don’t answer me in clichés.

will you help me get ready?

all of this is very, very weird and it’s making me uncomfortable.

your father was an asshole.

we have to deal with this.

you gonna tell me what that was about?

guess i’m gonna be a mom.

i’m gonna be the worst mom ever.

i’m not even gonna respond to that.

stop acting like a little asshole.

i hate alligators. they look like dinosaurs.

i don’t know if i can do this.

i have a special request, if you’re up for it.

sorry i couldn’t do more.

let’s get you a shower. then we can talk.

it won’t be like this forever.

i’ve got nothing of my own.

what else do you want to talk about?

nobody can ever know another person.

i’d like to know more about you, if you’d let me.

i know it’s hard for you to open up, to share things.

nobody knows me. i don’t even know me.

i don’t want to feel anything.

it’s scary to need people.

you get tetanus from rusty metal, dumbass. not glass.

you’re a lesbian. how come you never got any cats?

it’s yours, too. you get a say.

do you know how that fire started?

does everyone in this family know my personal business?

is that what you came here to talk about?

i don’t know how to start. i’m bad at this.

[brewingmagic]

currently my bio links to a fandom wiki until i can get around to completing my canon divergent version. 

no one: me: yes, i’m aware of how lazy i am. thanks for asking.

[brewingmagic]

       independent canon divergent piper halliwell of charmed the television series.                                                           multiverse, multiship & crossover friendly.     eighteen plus. supernatural and mature elements present. read guidelines before interaction. 

     ❝Do you have anything that goes with combat boots?    You know, for the mom who kicks some ass upon occasion. ❞

                                                              x.

[seriouslyextra]

some “what we do in the shadows” prompts (season one)

feel free to adjust wording/pronouns/etc as needed!

“please, finish a whole victim before moving on to the next one, okay?” “it’s not hygienic!” “i told you, you didn’t close the door properly!” “i’m not a killer. i find people who are easy to kill.” “oh, you’ll touch the swords.” “you kind of disobeyed me just now. and i’m noting it.” “lately i’ve been seeing another man. he doesn’t see me, though, because i sneak behind him.” “you hide in the shadows. bah! you are weak.” “they have no nutritional value now.” “you think that i have forgotten that tonight is a special occasion for you as well, don’t you?” “it’s a glitter portrait. it’s a portrait, made out of glitter!” “be strong, sweet little one. some day they will all be dead, and you will do a shit on all of their graves.” “i know exactly who you need to talk to and where to go.” “i come here every week. it’s a smorgasbord of banality and despair.” “i’m holding up a finger, indicating to hold on a second.” “hello, cheeky little one. out having some fun, are we?” “i remember how it feels to be powerless and disrespected.” “are those little dogshits not giving you the deep respect you deserve?” “i come to you with a warning: those whom you trust cannot be trusted.” “if there is a stone, so to speak, in your shoe that needs eliminating…” “it’s not i who needs help, it’s you, so it’s me who’s ending this conversation, not you!” “you are just a fresh baby shot out of her mother’s womb, glistening with light.” “shush, darling, you don’t need to talk.” “if i need anything i will call you. but not through the ether. just by regular yelling.” “it is the blood from my body, so i call it my blood.” “here comes the party poop.” “have you ever considered hunting with a partner?” “tonight is a good night for the other guy, not me, to die.” “let’s just take things down a notch, and then fight to the death.” “i didn’t know i could feel such depth of emotion and utter, utter suffering.” “uh, ma’am! you were dead!” “you look like a beautiful piece of wallpaper.” “i wasn’t going to let him eat you!” “i want you to know that you… are… my… friend.” “oh, i feel wild. i wanna do something stupid and crazy!” “i would prefer to be invited in. it’s more polite.” “i didn’t think i’d ever see you again.” “you will always see me again.” “i have crossed oceans of time to be with you.” “this is a misery to my ears.” “you mustn’t kill them, please!” “i’ve got to free my fellow inmates. i made a gentleman’s promise.” “they’re trying to frighten us, but it won’t work. ah!” “you really fucked up there.” “don’t worry. i’ve coordinated a secret escape plan.” “sometimes i have this urge to tear my roommate to shreds.” “i will make an alliance with this unholy nation and make this place my home!” “darling, you feel like crap because you are eating crap.” “i am going to teach you how to kill!” “shh, you just shut up now, my stupid little baby.” “look, i am just stupid human man. ouch, ouch, my balls. i love to drink beer.” “i’m very sorry for saying you should be kept in a cage.” “let’s not get bogged down on the details.” “we’re going to go to a party full of hot idiots.” “we will do whatever the hell we want to do, and you will respect women a lot more after this, okay?” “you have a very, very special power! you are going to murder so many human people with this!” “what is this? are you roleplaying as a depressed man? it’s not NOT working.” “it says here that i am 100% white.” “you know what? this isn’t working, me being supportive. i feel like i am literally eating myself.” “thank you for helping me tonight, on my saddest night.”

[taylrmomsen]

Female Awesome Meme: [1/5] female driven shows → Charmed.

↳  “And although we certainly had our struggles and heart aches over the years we’re a family of survivors and we will always be. Which is why we’ve truly been Charmed.”

[quotemadness]

It is only once in a while that you see someone whose electricity and presence matches yours at that moment.

Charles Bukowski (via quotemadness)

[brewingmagic]

fill in the ♡ for a starter from your favorite witch, piper halliwell !!

[badassladiesdaily]

Character Profiles | Piper Halliwell - Charmed Oh, please, please, somebody help me. The mean demon is dipping me into the water and it’s really cold.

[robert-nash]

msrorygilmore asked: piper and leo or ryan and marissa

[brewingmagic]

“Did you kiss?” ( paige wants the scoop ! )

what, were they in the fourth grade? unfortunately, when it came to sisters, every discussion lowered the i.q. in the room to an elementary level. boys? grab gram’s croquet quilt. career? better put on some tea. stumped your toe this morning before you got in a cold shower and the rest of the day went downhill from there? scoot closer, i’ve got you. so, there they were after piper’s date, in her bed with gram’s quilt, a couple of mugs of something steaming, and heads close enough that they could have used telepathy for this conversation. it had been a while since piper had gone out with anyone. her love life had went from shakespearean tragedy to harlequin novel to total flatline. it was a gift, really. ever since she was young, piper had a certain way with romance. they promised when she’d grown older that it would all come together. if only she knew where those assholes were now, she would be tempted to risk personal gain to get her revenge. about ready to throw in the towel altogether, she met a guy at the club. not exactly a fairy tale meet cute, but it was a spark. she took the chance and accepted the dinner invitation. it turned out to be… nice. piper told paige how he opened every door, listened when she talked about herself, and even opened up about himself without painting himself as some byronic hero or too-good-to-be-true guy. could it be— was this what they called normal?“  we… didn’t. he wants to wait. i don’t know how i feel about that. i should like that, right? i mean, how many guys don’t want to play tonsil hockey just to get one step closer to your underwear drawer. that’s not a red flag, is it?  ”

[brewingmagic]

charmedllght·:

                     @brewingmagic (( sc. ))

  Perhaps it was Peytons stubborn powers that caused the situation they were in now. But the girl still sat in the hot mess of Aunt Pipers grandfather clock while Piper scolded her sisters and                cousins about everyone using abilities in the house. Especially around Peyton, her mother still saw her as a child but used the excuse ‘her powers aren’t undercontrol’ like all the older            ones. Even as a teenager she was still the youngest. Phoebe eventually made her sister follow her to the basement to get cleaning supplies, while their cousins went to look for a ‘fixing’ spell. Leaving Peyton to meet the eyes of their dear Aunt.

   “– Sorry about your clock aunt Piper.” She gave an awkward smile, getting up carefully to avoid the glass. 

that damned grandfather clock had taken its fair share of beatings over the years, some very active years from the sisters’ battles with evil. it would keep ticking for as long as she owned this house until she passed it on to the next generation. the kids didn’t have to know that! one of the more important lessons they would have to learn, and the most difficult, would be the consequences that came with their abilities. that mean piper had to act a lot more upset than she actually was, and she hated it as much as they did.  “  peyton. i know you didn’t mean to do any harm, but honey, you have to be more careful. what if it wasn’t a clock that exploded but one of your classmate’s heads?  ” piper reached out her hand to help the girl out of the scattered debris. her other hand was equally poised to inspect her scalp for any head trauma to her own noggin.

[brewingmagic]

charmedllght·:

                              @brewingmagic

   Peyton had been playing with all her cousins in the yard, as always Sundays were for sure the            day the Halliwell family got together. Everyone had their own thing to do during the week, then the weekends were a reminder of the roots. Her parents were in the sun room with her aunt      Paige chatting as usual. The brunette got bored of the game and wandered into the house, it was Phoebe who told Peyton to check on Piper.

    “Aunt Piper?” Peyton called out walking through the threshold. “Do you need any help?”  Asking as her eyes scanned over what she hoped was their food.

the kitchen had always been piper’s area. it was like the home away from home within the home. it beat having to leave the house for a little peace and quiet. well... maybe only the peace part, anyway. the witch could feel the stress melt away as soon as she held a pot in her hand, she felt order fall into place with a swish of her wooden spoon. if she were anymore content, she’d be humming. but piper halliwell wasn’t exactly anyone’s idea of mary friggin’ poppins. she lit up when her niece entered the room, though.  “   hi, sweetie. you’re just in time. want to help me cut the cookies? i got the oven preheating now.  ”

[yesdarinaus]

[brewingmagic]

fill in the ♡ for a starter from your favorite witch, piper halliwell !!

[bunniesmemes-deactivated2020063]

Reblog this if you’re okay with people sending unexpected IC asks to your muse at any time! No meme prompts needed!

[malevolentsqueen]

Sentence Meme: Harry Potter ( Book ) Edition

“I don’t care! I’ve had enough, I’ve seen enough. I want out. I want it to end. I don’t care anymore!”

“Don’t talk to me.”

“He must have known I’d want to leave you.”

“You’ll stay with me?”

“I am not worried, ( insert name here ). I am with you.”

“I’m going to keep going until I succeed – or die. Don’t think I don’t know how this might end. I’ve known it for years.”

“You care so much you feel as though you will bleed to death with the pain of it.”

“I can’t be involved with you anymore. We’ve got to stop seeing each other. We can’t be together.”

“I care. How do you think I’d feel if this was your funeral… and it was my fault…”

“Have you ever seen anything quite as pathetic?”

“Killing is not so easy as the innocent believe.”

“I’m on your side!”

“I want to commit the murder I was imprisoned for.”

“Want to come to the ball with me?”

“That was nosier than I thought it would be.”

“They are coming.”

“Shan’t say nothing if you don’t say please.”

“I can’t give a professor ‘love’!”

“We’ve all got both light and dark inside us. What matters is the part we choose to act on. That’s who we really are.”

“The toilet’s never had anything as horrible as your head down it – it might get sick.”

“I will not tolerate mention of your abnormality under this roof!”

“You’re just as sane as I am.”

“Just a fun fact, Professor. Adds a bit of interest –”

“It’s time you learned some respect!”

“It’s a fairytale, ( insert name here ).”

“Killing rips the soul apart.”

“One person can’t feel all that at once – they’d explode!”

“I had a dream about a motorcycle… it was flying.”

“It was only a dream.”

“I don’t think you’re a waste of space.”

“I’m dying! I’m dying, look at me! It’s killed me!”

“You don’t want to go making friends with the wrong sort. I can help you there.”

“Are you sure that’s a real spell?”

“Scared?”

“The ones that love us never really leave.”

“Why would I look for someone I know wants to kill me?”

“You don’t have to be ashamed of what you are.”

“I’m not going anywhere!”

“I – I didn’t think…”

“You foul, loathsome, evil little cockroach!”

“Did you kiss?”

[cailans]

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