My Tumblr World

I hate how tumblr makes me feel

[ha-pax]

[mistomaxo]

the juice is loose

[toloveviceforitself]

…what the shit did I just watch

[wiseguynephile]

the really comprehensive befuckening of a house

[toloveviceforitself]

…ask a stupid question, I guess

[wiseguynephile]

wait look i found the real answer:

“This is from a Norwegian television show called “Ikke Gjør Dette Hjemme” (Don’t Try This At Home). It’s basically Mythbusters with a sprinkle of Jackass on top. Every season is filmed at abandoned homes scheduled for demolition, where the two hosts seek to answer the burning questions most people have.”

[tflatte]

…but what question led to THIS?

[lyrangalia]

The question seems to be “what happens if you mixed elephant toothpaste, gasoline, and fire together in a staircase”, which, I don’t know why you would ask that very specific question but maybe it’s a burning question in Norway.

[optimysticals]

huh. That’s a hell of a thing.

[tikkety-tok]

protect him

[brian-my-left-testicle]

Sorry u don't blog anymore. I hope u r OK! I left FB probably for the same reason you left Tumblr. Come back! FB is evil, Tumblr is just annoying!

hello! I just found myself on here way too much. and then I got busy with changing jobs, moving houses, and a new video game. I am going to try and go through my blog now

[auldcine]

How did you know I was here? I saw a great group of men standing around a table. I knew there was only one woman in the world who could attract men like that… A woman with a lot of money.

William Powell and Myrna Loy in Another Thin Man (1939)

[catsbeaversandducks]

If a spaghetti noodle could run.

Video by Genevieve Lahaie

[fluffygif]

[irisharchaeology]

Haroldstown portal tomb, Co Carlow, it dates from the early Neolithic period (4000-3500 BC)

Source

[justanothermarvelblog11212-deac]

What if humans are the only species with teeth?

Human: Struggling with wrapping on ration pack.

Alien: Do you require assistance human Andy?

Andy: (With a mouth full of plastic) Na I’ve got it.

Riiiiippppp

See?

Alien: Loses her shit.

*****

Alien looking at a caramel apple: Soooo you eat this?

Human: Yes we love them!

Alien: But they’re so hard. How do you consume them?

Human: Well yeah sometimes people do break teeth on them.

Alien: I’m sorry you can break your mouth bones on them but you eat them anyway!!??!

Human (Already biting into it): Mhuh.

*****

Evil alien: We have you now human!

Human: OH HELL NO YOU UGLY LITTLE SHITS YOU AINT GOT ME YOU THINK HUMANS ARE EASY TO KILL YOU’VE GOT ANOTHER THING COMING YOU…

Evil alien captain: Shut it up will you!

Evil alien: Yes sir OWWWW!

Evil alien captain: What just happened?!!? WHY IS THE HUMAN ESCAPING!!!?!!??

Evil alien: Humans have mouth bones.

Evil alien captain: ARE YOU KIDDING ME WHY DO HUMANS HAVE MOUTH BONES??!!!!???

[duckbunny]

human: yeah we had to invent cooking because our teeth are kinda small and useless. look *bares teeth*

alien, already disturbed by these peculiar soft endoshelled creatures: cool. cool. so uh just out of interest what do big, useful teeth look like?

-later-

alien, to her friends: AND THEN THEY SHOWED ME A THING CALLED A PET DOG AND I DID NOT LIKE IT

[professionallyprocrastinating]

Re-blogging to save for my ‘Earth is Space Australia’ Novelette

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“Everything on this planet is weird and most of it will kill you”

- Aliens, doing a survey of our Horrifying Planet

[sosuperawesome]

Needle Felted Dinosaurs

Nocik on Etsy

See our #Etsy or #Needle Felting tags

[archaeologicalnews]

Scientists Find Possible Traces of 'Lost' Stone Age Settlement Beneath the North Sea

Deep beneath the North Sea, scientists have discovered a fossilized forest that could hold traces of prehistoric early humans who lived there around 10,000 years ago, before the land slipped beneath the waves a few thousand years later.

The discovery gives the researchers new hope in their search for “lost” Middle Stone Age — or Mesolithic — settlements of hunter-gatherers, because the find shows that they have found a particular type of exposed ancient landscape.

The scientists took sediment samples from the submerged fossilized forest during their 11-day voyage in the North Sea aboard the research ship RV Belgica, in the Doggerland region known as Brown Bank or Brown Ridge. The scientists say they are certain they are close to finding traces of a prehistoric human settlement in the submerged lands. Read more.

[archaeologicalnews]

Prehistoric stone engraved with horses found in France

A stone believed to be about 12,000 years old and engraved with what appears to be a horse and other animals has been discovered in France.

The prehistoric find by archaeologists excavating a site in the south-western Angoulême district, north of Bordeaux, has been described as “exceptional”.

Markings appear on both sides of the sandstone, the National Archaeological Research Institute (Inrap) said.

It was found during work at an “ancient hunting site” near Angoulême station.

The Palaeolithic stone plate, which is said to be about 25cm long, 18cm wide and 3cm thick, “combines geometric and figurative motifs”, Inrap said.

According to the institute, the most visible engraving is that of a headless horse, which covers at least half of the stone’s surface on one side. Read more.

[catherinewales]

That adorable moment when Prince Louis wanted his Daddy. ♡ ♡ ♡

[marthajefferson]

Rare coins from the Middle Ages discovered in the Burgundy capital city, Dijon

34 coins, ten in gold, the rest in silver, have just been found in the heart of the Burgundy capital (Dijon) close to the former abbey Saint-Benigne, on the occasion of an archaeological diagnosis before the construction of a building.

“Some of these currencies are extremely rare. It is a small nest egg buried in a late fifteenth century house that perhaps belonged to a small aristocrat or a bourgeois,” explains Stéphane Alix, archeologist at INRAP. “These coins tell the story of Dijon in medieval times, which was at the end of the Middle Ages the capital of a powerful duchy with connections from the Northern Italy to northern Europe”.

This deposit of coins looks like a catalog of Princes of the late Middle Ages -especially Italian Princes- and an example of iconography personalization, inherited partly from the codes of the Roman Empire: Hercules d'Este Duke of Ferrara, Galeazzo Maria Sforza Duke of Milan, Philip I of the Palatinate, Pope Innocent VIII, Louis XI, Doge Nicolo Tron, Philip the Good Duke of Burgundy… The majority of coins comes from states of the Holy Roman Empire or Italian principalities, and the oldest one was issued in 1432.

(more information)

[thelaughingrat]

I want to reach in and play with that saggy lower lip, but if I do she will wake up and I won’t be able to anyway. Curse your eternal temptations, rats!

#Sadie #rats #petrats #petratsofinstagram #ratlove https://www.instagram.com/p/BydbqHKnB_3/?igshid=8nu3rl10woll

[daniellesdarrieux]

Mamie Van Doren (Girls, Guns and Gangsters)

[archaeologicalnews]

Hoard of the rings: Unusual rings are a novel type of Bronze Age cereal-based product

Strange ring-shaped objects in a Bronze Age hillfort site represent a unique form of cereal-based product, according to a study published June 5, 2019 in the open-access journal PLOS ONE by Andreas G. Heiss of the Austrian Archaeological Institute (ÖAW-ÖAI) and colleagues.

Agricultural practices are well known in the archaeological record, but less understood is how food was produced and prepared by ancient cultures. In this study, Heiss and colleagues describe unusual cereal-derived rings from the Late Bronze Age site of Stillfried an der March in Austria. Between 900-1000 BCE, this settlement was a center of grain storage, and archaeological materials have been excavated from around 100 pits interpreted as grain storage pits.

This study focuses on the fragmentary charred remains of three ring-shaped objects, each around three centimeters across. Read more.

[archaeologicalnews]

DNA from 31,000-year-old milk teeth leads to discovery of new group of ancient Siberians

Two children’s milk teeth buried deep in a remote archaeological site in north eastern Siberia have revealed a previously unknown group of people lived there during the last Ice Age.

The finding was part of a wider study which also discovered 10,000 year-old human remains in another site in Siberia are genetically related to Native Americans—the first time such close genetic links have been discovered outside of the US.

The international team of scientists, led by Professor Eske Willerslev who holds positions at St John’s College, University of Cambridge, and is director of The Lundbeck Foundation Centre for GeoGenetics at the University of Copenhagen, have named the new people group the ‘Ancient North Siberians’ and described their existence as 'a significant part of human history’. Read more.