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It's not, though.
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That could be it, couldn’t it?Â
It's not, though.
So, best make-out session, wedding related or otherwise? I have to ask.
The one I'm about to have with you?
I appreciate it love but no thank you. I wouldn’t want my carelessness to cost you your lunch.
Okay.. it wasn't so much your carelessness..
So.. you should probably go find that shirt now.
Are you saying you don't enjoy staring at my chest?
That’s just me.
Well maybe I'm just a bitch? Your double standard shocks me incredibly.
Well you don’t got to be a bitch about it.
But you can be an asshole? Great.
I guess I’ll just have to keep looking for it then. I hope I find it, it was meant to be my lunch.
We can go half and half on mine though, if you like?
Don’t lie to yourself.
Trust me, I'm not.
I’m alright thanks, sweetheart.Â
You sure?
That depends on what you need..
Does anybody really know what they need?
Ugh I wish that wasn’t the reality though, b. I almost died today because of that idiot driver like this needs to stop being a thing.Â
Please don't die, can't imagine that'd be the greatest thing in the world.
No, I don’t know. Honey, you are in the wrong profession.
Probably, probably.
Can I help you?
That depends upon what you're up to.Â
Well that is rude of you to say to me. I was only being nice.
Oh no, if only I cared.Â
Been in A&E all night, broke two bones in my hand, I just don’t know when to stop.
Do you wish for me to kiss it better, or something?
I cannot tell you how much I hate reckless drivers. What the hell b, like go fuck up your own life I got work to do.Â
You just described pretty much every driver in San Francisco, ever.
Has anyone seen a bag of pretzel sticks laying around? I had one stashed under the bar and now its gone.
Nope, no clue what you're on about..