Bri

ღ Above the Ignorance ღ No Worries ღ

[sixpenceee]

[flowerinaflame]

[shencomix]

[flowerinaflame]

[fjordfolk]

[ruinedchildhood]

mom: come down and eat me: i’m not hungry mom: i got take out me:

[om-exia]

[ubiquitous-pearl-deactivated201]

Y u pet me

Keep pet me

This always makes me happy, because the source video shows that the shark actually wanted this. It experienced it once and then kept coming back for more petting.

(also, because i’ve seen comments about this: the shark is able to breathe while still, not all species need to be in motion to pass water through their gills. If you look closely, you can see its gills pumping)

I would very much like if more people would pet sharks and be good to them instead of trying to hurt them please

Sharks are very lovely and should get pettings like these more :)

MythBusters did an episode on how to survive a shark attack and a shark’s nose is so sensitive that a gentle tap is all you need to drive it away. The guy sat on the ocean floor with a bucket of chum and didn’t get attacked once, when hungry sharks swam up he’d give them a boop on the nose and they’d swim away. So if the shark is friendly, pet the snoot. If the shark is dangerous, boop the snoot. Either way, no one dies. 

Boop the snoot

Reblogging for adorable shark and ‘boop the snoot.’

[misterlupin]

so in writer’s craft our assignment is to write the worst poem we can possibly create

and we’re having a contest and i think i’m going to win

[proseposeur]

Okay here’s a dramatic reading of it

[misterlupin]

aRE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME I’M GONNA PISS

[fall-out-pan]

EVERY FUCKING TIME

[healingisneeded]

still up…thinkin bout ass

[awesome-picz]

[browsedankmemes]

[cacnea]

[penis-hilton]

he didn’t have to come for her wig like this

[coffeemugger224]

The Ivysaur literally said its own name before she said a word so the little kid had every right to tear the bitch apart

[thisusedtoberum-deactivated2017]

[tachikoma]

😳

[no]

he got that under titty exposed from the crop top look

[daddy-double-d]

Quite the hands-on man. Not a homosexual myself… but wow.

[kamuis]

i’m losing my fucking mind

[tsarbucks-deactivated20190812]

okay so last night i was really tired and i remember writing something down to make a tumblr post 

so i opened up my laptop and an index card came out 

and i vaguely remember writing it but i forgot what was in it so i opened it up…

what

the

fuck

[ahamkaraa]

At least it worked???

[derekhalesprayercircle-blog]

That is a beautifully drawn figure of an egg playing a piano.

[thisiselliz]

[sukithegoodwitch]

That’s a legit question though

[elidaddyy]

What I want

[iridessence]

When you trip and your spaghetti falls out your pocket. One of the most relevant posts to date.

[blanksexual]

why did people even watch ass grier when this gold is on vine