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Do you have a job?

I don’t have a job. I’ve never had a job. If I wanted a job, yes I probably could go ahead and get one because I am what? SICKENING! You could never have a job because you. are. not. that. kind. of. girl. Baby, everything I’ve had I’ve worked for and I’ve got myself. I’ve built myself from the ground up!

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Tru

britney

remember when Britney Spears dropped the Da Vinci code on all of us almost 8 years ago… the time she sneaked “F-U-C-K ME” into the radio

yourfriendlysis

SHIT

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what you say: tru

what I hear: True Jackson VP was filmed in front of a live studio audience

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my phone at 8% but my pussy? Fully charged.

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whaling

felderwin

My favorite thing to do when someone asks me to perform a simple task is to say “No” while doing it

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he is so proud of himself and so am I

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I must decline, for secret reasons.

blackgayze

While we’re at it Tarzan could get it too. White dreads and all.

threesideddream

hey baize do you accept criticism on your posts

thebigblackwolfe

he’s a british man from the 1800s, he’s probably not circumcised, and he’s been living with gorillas. it doesn’t matter what he’s packing he’s probably got some of the strongest aged dick cheese under his hood…

blackgayze

Gorillas are actually pretty clean animals, and a nice river bath before the great dickdown of 1892 would clear any remains dirt right up

blueklectic

*throws holy water on this post*

blackgayze

*Washes Tarzans cock (yeah, I said it) with it

gloriousbodies

My ex and i were watching that a few years ago and she absolutely ruined the whole movie for me by saying “so how bad to you think he destroyed jane’s pussy the first time because gorilla’s ain’t exactly bout that gentle lovin”

blackgayze

She probably had months of construction work after the first time. Probably had to build a whole new pussy from scratch

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We need more discussions like this

blackgayze

Thank you! The Tarzan dickscourse is so important. Like did you see the size of his thighs? If the dick didn’t kill you on contact the piston power from those thighs definitely would. Have you mad and crawling around the jungle like

jolie989

How do you delete someone else’s tumblr thread

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Art

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aquaheartgirl

GUYS I FIGURED IT OUT

Okay so you know how in Beauty in the Beast…

This lady can’t afford six eggs, which always struck me as a little odd but I figured maybe that was normal in a poor French village. I mean, look at all the little kids she has; she probably struggles to afford any kind of food that would feed all of them… Right?

But later we discover something interesting about Gaston:

Gaston eats five dozen eggs every day. That’s 60 eggs. SIXTY. Which adds up to 420 eggs per week. No wonder this poor village doesn’t have enough of them to go around!

Gaston, who is very well-respected and successful and probably makes good money from his fabulous hunting skills, is cornering the entire egg market. To feed his addiction, he probably has to constantly go around and buy out every farmer’s supply of eggs, which causes the price on any remaining eggs to skyrocket.

Gaston is singlehandedly destroying the town’s economy.

Way to go, Gaston. You may be popular, but I’m sure that at least the chicken farmers were relieved when you fell to your death.