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hehe

[mjalti]

daddy issues make u a people pleaser but mommy issues make u like. a sociopath

[kakyoiin]

[tariqah]

[salty-red-mage]

Me screwing with my drunk republican relatives as they pass out during a holiday party

[theocseason4]

[davidrussell323]

[rodrickheffeley]

i think it's crazy how men are feeling represented by joker

[rodrickheffeley]

letterboxd user andrea put it in better words than me. smh

[shutyourmoustache]

The goose

is running loose

to the sound

of lizzo’s “juice.”

[airfare-included]

Okay but I’m pretty sure they changed the word “juice” to “goose” and I’m 100% living for this.

[straightboyfriend]

don’t cry bro your balls are so big ❤️

[theconcealedweapon]

If hating fat people is about hating an unhealthy lifestyle: 

Why do fat people get harassed at the gym, while jogging, or while swimming?

Why are fat people expected to cover up more? Changing what they wear will not make them healthier.

Why are thin people allowed to get away with not exercising and with eating all the pizza and bacon they want? If the problem is the unhealthy lifestyle, why doesn’t that apply to everyone? 

Never mind. I already know the answer.

[missheis]

Mm, it says here these are facts

[cosmicpines]

When everything’s going to shit but you’re on a kids show. 

[oni-boyfriend]

You know she had a million curses in that big ass head she got

[hamburgeroisie]

Jesus when she said damnit

[neopoints]

me n the girls walkin into target headed straight to the clearance bread rack

[jerryterry]

jerrod how long did it take you to photoshop all that bread

[jerryterry]

Did it the lazy easy way: 

It may be less than stellar, but I have a strict personal rule: “don’t put longer than 30 minutes’ effort into a fetish joke”. The second you hit 30:01, the exposure becomes lethal and the fetish becomes unironic.

FETISH?????????

[mias-back-from-the-dead]

god i wish i were you

[dust-princess]

Whitch part is the fetish? Bread or Pokémon?

[hikari-ni-naritai]

I’m so sorry to have to be the one to tell you this but it’s the bread

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS THE BREAD

[pitaja]

Someone??? Explain??? Please???

[agent-of-empathy-deactivated202]

some guy on deviantart kept commissioning artists to draw one specific scenario: a blonde woman buying bread, specifically wonderbread

the art started popping up everywhere cause he was commissioning so many artists to do it and the internet collectively realized the same dude was going to all these artists because he had some sort of weird wonderbread fetish

here’s a post that better explains it:

[socialistexan]

Can we please just start oppressing gamers now?

[socialistexan]

Hey Smash player Ally, turn on your location, I just want to talk 🔪🔪🔪

[shinosarna]

Doesn't beating a high-tier character with a mid-tier character require much MORE skill? Like isn't that entire point of a tier list?

[transjinako]

Please watch shes so good 

[captain-price-official]

Oppress Smash fans

[impetuousss]

kinda sleepy kinda sad kinda horny

[1999gorl]

[no-mi-torta]

[veryfunnymemes]

[blackberryshawty]

Y’all old

[venusmacabre-deactivated2019053]

And?

[hundondestiny]

i think ppl saying this makes you old is funny lol i know college undergrads who are like frosh/sophomores who do this just so they have time to go to class and do work. i’ve been to house parties that were absolutely raging from 9-11 and shut down at exactly midnight like… some ppl just have shit to do bro it’s not bad to better plan your fun time lmao.

[gaytypo]

When Tumblr goes premium let’s all use one account like netflix

[heinousactszx]

the password is “shoelaces”

[homoslovenc]

[dancefloors]

PLEASE

[cummunismkillls-deactivated2019]

SHUT UP