Seb Lester

Calligraphy, Lettering, General Fuckery

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WTF?

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My phone compiled a collection of ‘Dinners in South Downs National Park Over The Years’ and they’re all meals I made for Chevy, our ten year old bunny.

He eats fancier than we do. 80% Timothy Hay, as is correct, but we like to treat him. Everything here is fine in small amounts.

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They look pretty good. If this calligraphy thing doesn’t work out maybe I should be a chef in a fancy French restaurant or something.

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My phone compiled a collection of ‘Dinners in South Downs National Park Over The Years’ and they’re all meals I made for Chevy, our ten year old bunny.

He eats fancier than we do. 80% Timothy Hay, as is correct, but we like to treat him. Everything here is fine in small amounts.

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Out and about on my bike, what beautiful countryside.

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I watch one cat video for more than 5 seconds. The algorithm decides I’m obsessed with cats and buries me in cat videos. Now I’m obsessed with cats. What kind of voodoo mind control bullshit is this?

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Really got my drinking under control, down to a bottle of wine a week.

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I, a quiet, chubby, balding, middle-aged man, just told the man behind the counter at Spud-U-Like in Brighton, while pointing at a jacket potato, that I was “ravishing” rather than “ravenous”. And now I must leave the country.

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Never showing my face in Spud-U-Like ever again.

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I, a quiet, chubby, balding, middle-aged man, just told the man behind the counter at Spud-U-Like in Brighton, while pointing at a jacket potato, that I was “ravishing” rather than “ravenous”. And now I must leave the country.

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'Per Aspera Ad Astra' — Latin for 'Through Hardship To The Stars'

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'Per Aspera Ad Astra' — Latin for 'Through Hardship To The Stars'

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Some lettering on glass I did recently. [sound on]

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I followed someone famous, who I have had a huge crush on since I was a kid, and she actually followed me back. Now I’m too shy to post anything, so I need to retire from calligraphy immediately, and retrain as a bus driver.

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So it turns out that “Listen, Numbnuts” is not a good way to start an email to a client.

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I can’t go viral with calligraphy these days. I might buy myself an unhinged looking puppy, and start filming myself chasing it around the house.

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When people ask me what my favourite deck of playing cards is.

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"We are committed to your privacy" is one of the most pernicious lies of the twenty first century.

[heraldicbeast]

Which playing card back do you prefer?

First - Lion Head

Second - Coat of Arms

No Preference

Voting ended onJan 23