baby girl

Most days I like being me, today not so much

[bridgetwat-smellyshit]

an edit I made of my cat :3

[clubdreamm-deactivated20210114]

[lavender-melancholy]

[wordfather]

are they a FREAK (derogatory) or a FREAK (affectionate)

[toughaqua777]

why not both?

[wordfather]

god you're so right. FREAK (double-edged sword)

[markodragic]

fuck esports, the only correct way to play smash is the way my 7 y/o niece plays it: connecting 2 controllers, setting one as peach, setting the other as marth, pretending marth is peach’s boyfriend and then playing virtual barbie and ken with them

[markodragic]

smash esports livestream but it’s just thousands of people tuning in to watch my niece make bayonetta marry solid snake on the zelda temple stage

[powerburial]

esports commentator: now watch what she does here. shes crouching with snake to indicate hes proposing. blink and youll miss it: she uses down+b to place a bomb- this is the wedding ring. going back to bayonetta, shes going to ever so slightly tilt the left stick forward, now this serves two purposes: 1.) to make sure she doesnt set off that bomb when she goes to accept snakes proposal, which would obviously ruin the whole scene, but 2.) and this is a more subtle touch, to show bayonettas hesitation. that's something we know about bayonettas character, shes very independent, so thats the true work of a master to incorporate that into their gameplay

[twocubes]

look i dont mean to be a bitch but uh

this thing is just not even remotely centered properly in any direction

[amazoogle]

'acquisitions' is missing the c. absolutely pathetic

[empathviv]

[rongzhi]

Two different schools of dance at a Chinese arcade

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[pirategf]

starting to think the amount of sleep you get has an impact on how much energy you have the next day. i’ll investigate more and get back to you

[cinammon-milk]

any updates?

[pirategf]

[allcatsconstitutethesamefamily]

The cat that guided her life with a psychic understanding.  From Picture Show, 1920.

[bitchbitesdog]

youtube please bring dislikes back i have so much hate in my heart

[belloochie]

imagine fucking an e-boy and he keeps all the silver chains and dangly earrings on and it just sounds like ur cramming around in ur jewelery box or coin purse skskdhjdjdd

[incubyee]

As an e-boy myself, I can assure you that my soft boy moans sound so fucking pretty mixed with these noises. Try me.

[kristina100000]

[romcommunist]

i think minimum wage should be 800 dollars an hour plus the drug of your choice

[mousenemy]

Men's 38-in-one night time sickness cold & flu shampoo & conditioner toothpaste and mouthwash combo (plus nourishing skin formula with hydrating aloe)

[val-ritz]

be right back guys i need to run out to O'Reilly's Auto Parts and get another jug of Boy Juice to soak in, got a big day tomorrow and want to wash up, brush my teeth, take care of these sniffles, and exfoliate

[baronmagikcarp]

Folks, this exists and it's called Dr. Bronner's castile soap.

https://wildflowerbotanicals.wordpress.com/2010/11/02/18-uses-for-dr-bronners-soaps/

[mousenemy]

Hey what the fuck

[normal-horoscopes]

This is Dr Emmanuel Bronner's wikipedia image

[gallusrostromegalus]

It's also biodegradeable so you can take it camping without worrying about harming the enviornment, the bottle is 100% recycleable and makes for decent reading material if you're stuck on the can, it's also good dish soap and the peppermint one is so intensely flavored that a morning shower with it is a sufficient replacement for 2-4 cups of coffee.

[erinnightwalker]

People who can withstand aersolised peppermint Dr. Bronner's in a morning shower without spontaneously combusting in an icy ball of regret and menthol as ALL of the mucus membranes launch a body-wide murder-suicide pact are to be Feared.

[pluralwizard]

YOU'RE TOO LATE SPIDER-MAN I'VE ALREADY BUSTED IT DOWN SEXUAL STYLE

[pluralwizard]

[slcpunkmoved]

steve buscemi in parting glances, 1986..

[stressedboyz]

IG: @ADAMANEVEN