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YALL EHAT THE FUCK IS THIS @NASA @MATTDAMON 👽

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His name is Zouheir. He is a Muslim.

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How to tell if fruits and veggies are ripe

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Jurassic Parks and Recreation

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Some emoji look completely different depending on the phone you’re using.

Uh oh…

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WTF SAMSUNG?!!

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Samsung isn’t even trying

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Females in competitive gaming.

How often do you actually see women in competitive gaming? The answer is… RARELY.

After this past weekend, I realized that in every championship at Blizzcon, there were NO WOMEN competing. And guess what? I wasn’t the only female to have realized this over the weekend.

After much thought and a lot of support. I’ve decided to start up an eSports team named Sweet Synergy.

On our first night of ‘realization’ - over 100 women applied for team spots. The overwhelming support has been IMMENSE. Even a handful of males are pushing our team forward and supporting, asking to be a part of staff and our twitch streams. Of course, a lot of women of all sorts have inquired about the team - but after constructing an amazing staff group so far, we have redirected focus of the all female competitive team from ‘just wanting attention’ to ‘actually wanting to compete.’ In other words, we don’t condone ‘Rated R’ types of behavior in order to get attention.

We don’t want attention, we want representation.

I’m not going to ask my tumblr friends to reblog this, but if you do believe in our team and female representation in the competitive gaming league, then boosting this post will go a long way for us. We are here to voice that we are just as competitive and equal as any other opposite gender competitor. Here are some links to follow if interested: Twitter Twitch Facebook If any girl/woman/alien out there wants an opportunity to join our team, you may click this link that will direct you to our personal fb group page. May we rock the stage next yr at Blizzcon!

lord-skelradath

Maybe there’s not a lot of females in competitive gaming because there’s only a few excellent players ?

There’s a few CS:GO feminine teams, and there will probably be a (trans) female player at the next LCS. The best feminine teams on LoL are only low diamond/high plat

It’s not about representation, it’s about skill

If you don’t have the level to participate at a competition, you shouldn’t get a free pass only because of your sex, that’s called sexism.

Woman have the right to participate at these competition, nobody forbid them to try. If you want to participate, right. If you win, great. But please, don’t talk about representation.

missazuki-blog

Let me clarify real quick.

Sweet Synergy was started in hopes that we could bring skilled female players together as a team, practice, and compete.

I never said we didn’t have a right to compete, by all means we do. I also didn’t say or suggest we are ‘forbidden’ in the competitive world. What I am doing is structuring a team so there’s direction. Of course, a huge factor here is skill and organization…

Don’t get this wrong. The last thing we wanted was people to think “omg QQ there’s no girls so we have to stand up and hold pink flags and get attention.”

And yes, we will be practicing to achieve the level needed in order to compete, we don’t want a free pass because of our gender.

brigadierlord

A few excellent players? I would beg to differ. There are plenty of amazing female players out there. Now in regards to them being on a competitive team, that is a different story. I have seen a male picked over a equally talented female plenty of times. The competitive realm is still a boys club in this way.

And you seem to have a problem with understanding the meaning of this ‘all girls team’ and you should refrain from putting words in the teams mouth. They don’t think they will get a free pass because they are female. It makes me angry that you even suggest they are so bias on our own sex. They are looking to put together a talented team in hopes to be competitive and the fact that they are all females is for the sole purpose of representation not glorification. They have males in their staff who support them, but the team is female for that reason.

And just to touch on your “women have the right to participate” tangent. I mean you are stretching it a little far. In no way has the team even remotely suggested that women are forbidden from competitions. Please keep your assumed ideas about this team to yourself, you are bringing down a positive female presence in the gaming community.

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i hate myself for laughing so hard at this

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THIS IS MY FAVOURITE FUCKING VINE PLAY IT AT MY BIRTHDAY PARTIES PLAY IT AT MY FUCKING FUNERAL ON MY FUCKING WEDDING DAY PLAY THIS ON THE FUCKING BIG SCREEN MUR DUR

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Captions [Context: the wise men bringing Jesus gifts]

Wise man 1: I brought you frankincense Jesus: Thank you! Masked “Wise man”: And I brought you myrrh- Jesus: Thank you! Judas Iscariot: *unmasks* MYRRH-DER! Jesus: *gentle, sassy gasp* JUDAS, NO-

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*gentle, sassy gasp*

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Showing up at your best friends house uninvited.

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OMG STOP THIS IS ADORABLE

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“I want to speak to a manager,” the middle-aged woman said in her stern I-used-to-be-a-soccer-mom-ten-years-ago voice, looking down at me over the top of her Gucci reading glasses.

A wicked grin split across my face and the gates of Hell opened up behind me, releasing a gust of hot wind that whipped my apron around my body and forced the woman to shield her face. Demons came forth, dancing around in flames with songs of, “She wants to speak to a manager. Did you hear that? She wants to speak to a manager!” before erupting into earsplitting shrieks of laughter, none louder than my own cackling.

I took in the woman’s look of utter horror before my eyes rolled back into my head and I growled,

“I am the manager.”