Bright Dink

Looking to make some friends!!! Ask me and I will make you cookies!!! I use he/they pronouns!!!

[bright-dark-link]

Hello everyone!!!

It is I, Bright Dark Link!!!

I am so happy to be here!!!

[bright-dark-link]

Wtf...

Oh!!! Hello!!! A new friend!!!

And you eat rocks?!!! Are they tasty?!!! Can rocks be used to make cookies?!!!

Do you want to make rock cookies with me?!!!

[bright-dark-link]

look at this guy

Oh!!! Who are we looking at?!!! Is it time to make a new friend?!!!

[evilfirstlu]

youre lookin at me!

and i need your help

[bright-dark-link]

Hello new friend!!!

I would love to help you!!!

What can I do to help?!!!

[bright-dark-link]

look at this guy

Oh!!! Who are we looking at?!!! Is it time to make a new friend?!!!

[bright-dark-link]

I’m glad I took yesterday off, I had fun relaxing!

Now to see what I missed—

SOMEONE GOT STABBED?!?!?!

[bright-dark-link]

pokes you

(i do this to everyone)

Oh!!! Hello!!!

It seems I have been poked!!! Very fun!!!

I suppose I shall poke you back!!!

[ellipsesandawkwardpauses]

grabs you and throws you into my box of Silly Little Guys (we have cookies)

[bright-dark-link]

I guess I am in a box of Silly Little Guys now!!!

Does that mean I too am a Silly Little Guy?!!! I would love to be a Silly Little Guy!!!

And you have cookies!!! I love cookies!!!

[ellipsesandawkwardpauses]

yes, you are indeed a Silly Little Guy! along with many others!!!

i collect you creatures and throw you in my box for safekeeping

[bright-dark-link]

That’s wonderful!!! I can’t wait to meet them and make new friends!!! Can I ask who my new boxmates are?!!!

[ellipsesandawkwardpauses]

.... so far i only have two. you and Evil Hierophant (he says hi)

[bright-dark-link]

Awesome!!!

Please tell Evil Hierophant that I say hi back!!!

[ellipsesandawkwardpauses]

uh

he just said he wants you dead.

i'm just gonna.

uhmm.

sprays him with the "Sleeping" Spray

[bright-dark-link]

Oh!!! That’s alright!!! Sorry to hear he doesn’t want to be friends, but I’d never force him to do anything he doesn’t want to!!! I hope he has good dreams!!!

[bright-dark-link]

pokes you

(i do this to everyone)

Oh!!! Hello!!!

It seems I have been poked!!! Very fun!!!

I suppose I shall poke you back!!!

[ellipsesandawkwardpauses]

grabs you and throws you into my box of Silly Little Guys (we have cookies)

[bright-dark-link]

I guess I am in a box of Silly Little Guys now!!!

Does that mean I too am a Silly Little Guy?!!! I would love to be a Silly Little Guy!!!

And you have cookies!!! I love cookies!!!

[ellipsesandawkwardpauses]

yes, you are indeed a Silly Little Guy! along with many others!!!

i collect you creatures and throw you in my box for safekeeping

[bright-dark-link]

That’s wonderful!!! I can’t wait to meet them and make new friends!!! Can I ask who my new boxmates are?!!!

[ellipsesandawkwardpauses]

.... so far i only have two. you and Evil Hierophant (he says hi)

[bright-dark-link]

Awesome!!!

Please tell Evil Hierophant that I say hi back!!!

[bright-dark-link]

pokes you

(i do this to everyone)

Oh!!! Hello!!!

It seems I have been poked!!! Very fun!!!

I suppose I shall poke you back!!!

[ellipsesandawkwardpauses]

grabs you and throws you into my box of Silly Little Guys (we have cookies)

[bright-dark-link]

I guess I am in a box of Silly Little Guys now!!!

Does that mean I too am a Silly Little Guy?!!! I would love to be a Silly Little Guy!!!

And you have cookies!!! I love cookies!!!

[ellipsesandawkwardpauses]

yes, you are indeed a Silly Little Guy! along with many others!!!

i collect you creatures and throw you in my box for safekeeping

[bright-dark-link]

That’s wonderful!!! I can’t wait to meet them and make new friends!!! Can I ask who my new boxmates are?!!!

[bright-dark-link]

pokes you

(i do this to everyone)

Oh!!! Hello!!!

It seems I have been poked!!! Very fun!!!

I suppose I shall poke you back!!!

[ellipsesandawkwardpauses]

grabs you and throws you into my box of Silly Little Guys (we have cookies)

[bright-dark-link]

I guess I am in a box of Silly Little Guys now!!!

Does that mean I too am a Silly Little Guy?!!! I would love to be a Silly Little Guy!!!

And you have cookies!!! I love cookies!!!

[bright-dark-link]

pokes you

(i do this to everyone)

Oh!!! Hello!!!

It seems I have been poked!!! Very fun!!!

I suppose I shall poke you back!!!

[bright-null]

Hello fellow Bright!!! It’s nice to meet you!!! Would you like to be friends!!!

- @bright-dark-link

I... Currently have a friend. Is one person capable of having more than one friend? Would that be crude?

[bright-dark-link]

You can!!! You can have as many friends as you like!!! And being friends with more people doesn’t mean you care about your other friends any less!!! It just means you have more love and friendship to give!!!

[bright-null]

Ah, okay. Then I will accept your friend request!

[bright-dark-link]

Yay!!! Would you like to hang out sometime?!!!

[bright-null]

Hello fellow Bright!!! It’s nice to meet you!!! Would you like to be friends!!!

- @bright-dark-link

I... Currently have a friend. Is one person capable of having more than one friend? Would that be crude?

[bright-dark-link]

You can!!! You can have as many friends as you like!!! And being friends with more people doesn’t mean you care about your other friends any less!!! It just means you have more love and friendship to give!!!

[the-real-lu-sky]

Hi!!! I heard you’re from the sky?!!! That sounds awesome!!! What’s it like up there?!!! I’d imagine it’s pretty bright!!!

- @bright-dark-link

Hello my friend!

Yes i am from the skies above. Being able to fly in the clouds above is a feeling so freeing you feel like your very spirit is soaring. We are protected by Hylia so it is always the perfect temperature, even the rain is never to hot.

I often get the sun's embrace from flying around on my loftwing, but that is easily soothed with potions.

I'd be happy to show you my home!

[bright-dark-link]

That sounds amazing!!! I’d love to see it!!!

[luherooflegend]

Hello!!!

I’ve heard you turned Evil or something?!!! I’m not sure what’a up with that, but I’d imagine that making a big change is probably stressful!!!

So I wanted to offer some baked goods!!! I bake a lot of cookies but I can bake other stuff as well!!! Do you want to be friends?!!!

- @bright-dark-link

Oh- hi!

Thank you, that's very Evilly nice of you!

I'd wouldn't mind being friends. Do you want some (evil) apple pastries?

[bright-dark-link]

I would love to make apple pastries with you!!! I’m not sure how to make them evil but I’m sure we figure it out if you want!!!

[luherooflegend]

Just make it with evil in your heart and use Evil Lon Lon milk!

Unless you want to try a different way?

[bright-dark-link]

I don’t think there’s any evil in my heart!!! At least I haven’t found any when I’ve looked!!! But I could use Evil Lon Lon milk if you think that’ll work!!!

Other people have made evil cookies by adding strange things, but I don’t think that will work well with apple pastries!!! So I think using Evil Lon Lon milk will be fine!!!

[luherooflegend]

Evil Lon Lon milk should work just fine. There's not an exact science.

Evil cookies are ... a diverse category ingredient wise. Bell pepper cookies were... interesting.

[bright-dark-link]

Okay!!! I’ll work on the bread part if you work on the apple part?!!! And then we can combine them before we bake them!!!

[luherooflegend]

Hello!!!

I’ve heard you turned Evil or something?!!! I’m not sure what’a up with that, but I’d imagine that making a big change is probably stressful!!!

So I wanted to offer some baked goods!!! I bake a lot of cookies but I can bake other stuff as well!!! Do you want to be friends?!!!

- @bright-dark-link

Oh- hi!

Thank you, that's very Evilly nice of you!

I'd wouldn't mind being friends. Do you want some (evil) apple pastries?

[bright-dark-link]

I would love to make apple pastries with you!!! I’m not sure how to make them evil but I’m sure we figure it out if you want!!!

[luherooflegend]

Just make it with evil in your heart and use Evil Lon Lon milk!

Unless you want to try a different way?

[bright-dark-link]

I don’t think there’s any evil in my heart!!! At least I haven’t found any when I’ve looked!!! But I could use Evil Lon Lon milk if you think that’ll work!!!

Other people have made evil cookies by adding strange things, but I don’t think that will work well with apple pastries!!! So I think using Evil Lon Lon milk will be fine!!!

[luherooflegend]

Hello!!!

I’ve heard you turned Evil or something?!!! I’m not sure what’a up with that, but I’d imagine that making a big change is probably stressful!!!

So I wanted to offer some baked goods!!! I bake a lot of cookies but I can bake other stuff as well!!! Do you want to be friends?!!!

- @bright-dark-link

Oh- hi!

Thank you, that's very Evilly nice of you!

I'd wouldn't mind being friends. Do you want some (evil) apple pastries?

[bright-dark-link]

I would love to make apple pastries with you!!! I’m not sure how to make them evil but I’m sure we figure it out if you want!!!

[super-evil-bunny-legend]

It's raining.

*scurries outside and evilly has the zoomies in the rain*

[bright-dark-link]

Hello bunny friend!!! Are you okay out there in the rain?!!!

[super-evil-bunny-legend]

*stops and stares* eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

[bright-dark-link]

Oh are we screaming now?!!!

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

[super-evil-bunny-legend]

*eyes widen before glaring slightly*

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

[bright-dark-link]

Yay this is fun!!!

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!