You look like a before picture
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taylor price
Show & Tell

shark vs the universe
Monterey Bay Aquarium

PR's Tumblrdome

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Origami Around
sheepfilms
Misplaced Lens Cap

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Product Placement

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祝日 / Permanent Vacation
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titsay
almost home
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
Sweet Seals For You, Always
DEAR READER

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You look like a before picture
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𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐚𝐞𝐤𝐚𝐫 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐛𝐚𝐛𝐲...
( gif credits to @allyriadayne)
— summary: his young, pampered wife craves a babe of her own, and maekar finds himself powerless to deny her what she desires most. — word count: 1k — warnings: +18, smut !!! (minors dni), age gap, breeding kink, unprotected sex, creampie, riding. hes such a girl dad😭
It was no secret in the Red Keep, nor in the damp halls of Summerhall, that Prince Maekar Targaryen was a man carved from harshness. The weight of his crown—not of a King, but of a perpetual second son—was nothing compared to the crushing burden of fatherhood. He looked upon his sons and saw only mirrors of his own failures: Daeron’s drunken escapades, Aerion’s burgeoning madness, and the quiet, distant gazes of the younger ones. They were a thicket of thorns he lacked the patience to prune.
He was too old, he told himself, too hardened by the anvil of life to learn the soft touch required to guide them.
But then there was you.
AKOTSK P!links
Baelor Targaryen:
can’t help himself when it comes to his sons wife
just needs relief after a long day at court
your wedding night
loves watching you please his brother
Maekar Targaryen:
loves coming home to you every night
has to get his frustrations out somewhere
he just needs you
loves to see how desperate you are
Valarr Targaryen
loves the sound of how wet you get from his fingers
just loves your pussy so much
is more than happy to give you what you want
thinks you look so pretty on top
Aerion Targaryen
he can’t help it when you wear his house color
just wants you to shut up and take it
thinks you look so much better with his cock down your throat
is so desperate for you to give him a child
Daeron Targaryen
the only thing Daeron likes more than wine, is the taste of you
just loves to please you
he can’t help it when his wife looks so pretty when she’s sleeping
rewarding him after a long day
Ser Dunc the Tall
he’s just so big
needs to remind you that your his lady wife
finding a moment alone
just wants to feel close to you
Lyonel Baratheon
his favorite meal in the morning is you
loves when you ride the golden stag
loves fucking his seed back into you
wants to make sure all of storms end can hear you
All the info you will ever need
Being the OCD person I am, I organized all the tips by store & various topics. I made this as a page yesterday, but the links wouldn’t work, so here’s a post.
As stated before, this is a role-play blog, & if you attempt any of these, you are doing so at your own risk. Shoplifting is illegal, especially if you’re over 18 (in the US. not sure about other countries) Thanks for playing along! :)
All links open in a new window.
Cautionary Tales
I got caught in zara (someone else’s story)
Stuff that will get you caught up
Half Price Book Scare
Security Tag Removal Guide
Tips/Tricks Megapost
Tips/Tricks Masterpost (do NOT do #53 however)
Cellphone trick
Up your sleeves technique
Various store tag/LP/dressing room/methods info (US store at the top. UK stores below them. Followed by methods.)
Stores:
Victoria’s Secret 1
VS 2
VS 3
VS 4 (tip for bras)
Ulta Masterpost
Walmart
WalMart/Target
Target/Ulta/Beginner tips
Forever 21 Masterpost
Michael’s & Hobby Lobby
American Eagle/Aerie
Urban Outfitters
Express
Sephora (You’re better off going to Ulta)
Wet Seal
Carsons
Books-a-Million/Kohls/Michaels/Hobby Lobby/Joann Fabrics
Lifting clothes when the attendant counts the items
Guide to lifting clothing
Solution to the empty hanger problem
Leaving the fitting room with less that you walked in with
Other:
Magnet video
Split credit card method for gator tags (not sure if this actually works)
Protecting privacy online
Lifting Masterpost
Identifying undercover security
Store LP (loss prevention) info
Your lifting bag/purse
Store policies
Haul Inspiration
People that use magnets have purchased them from AliExpress, Ebay, & Amazon. The most popular one is the N52 neodymium magnet.
Many stores have magnet detectors!!!
Checks for tags EVERYWHERE. Some are hidden in seams of clothing! Some are hidden underneath bar codes!
Unless you’re a pro, avoid these stores: WalMart, K-Mart, Kohls, JC Penny, Target, Macy’s, Dillards, Belks, Neiman Marcus, & other department stores.
NEVER shoplift at church sales, thift stores (except Salvation Army lmao), & yard sales. NEVER rob people.
Message me if any of these links are broken.
if you're active on lyftblr aug 2025, please reblog this!
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they are so silly
The FIA Prize Giving 2018 gala was an insane night for Simi, and I want to share all of it!
First, the elephant in the room:
Kimi was absolutely hammered! He caught everyone's eye because he was tumbling around the place, and generally having a blast yapping his mouth off to anyone who would listen to him. Legends said he would do this when drunk, but never had a live audience been witness to it.
Meanwhile, Seb...
Seb had finished second to Lewis in 2018's title battle, and was also seeing the end of his partnership with Kimi at Ferrari.
Kimi's renewal for Ferrari was always rumored to be something Seb pushed for when negotiating his own contracts, so the news the Scuderia wasn't interested in keeping Kimi past 2018 were a sign that Sebastian's wants weren't of huge importance to them anymore, and they were making way for a promising young talent (Leclerc) to take the lead driver role in Ferrari in the years to come.
Sounds like a bad end of the year for a guy with title aspirations, but guess what?
Kimi was there, with so much booze in his system that he wasn't at all worried with maintaining his quiet and taciturn act. And you know how they say alcohol lowers your inhibitions and makes your deepest thoughts come out freely?
That night, Kimi had one mission, and it was to keep Seb happy.
When he caught cameras filming Seb, knowing his friend was a private guy, he jumped in and tried to stop them. Look at his face. He doesn't know what he's doing. He's driven only by protective instinct.
When Seb talked, you could tell he wasn't hearing a word (and at times it seemed mutual)
For a bit there, the cameras even caught Kimi deciding to go for a smoke, and Seb trying to impinge a sense of responsibility on him, only to end up being dragged along.
When they were called on stage to receive the 2nd and 3rd place trophies, it was the funniest shit. There were designated spots on the stage where each driver should stand, but they were quite apart from each other.
You can see an official trying to stop Kimi and take him to his marked spot, but Kimi strode straight towards Seb and stuck decisively by his side. In fact he gestures at Seb, as if telling the crowd to give him his accolades!
His arm was around his shoulders, half offering companionship in what would be their last official act together as teammates, and half supporting himself so he wouldn't fall on his ass on stage.
And of course, we even had a classic Seb moment, where Kimi offered one of the men delivering the awards a handshake, and Seb took it instead. Kimi didn't even care, he rolled with it, because if Seb wants to hold his hand, god damn it he will.
Even when they had to part to grab the awards, Kimi made sure to return to his original favored position of keeping one friendly arm around Sebastian's shoulders asap.
You see Seb turn to him and say something...
It's impossible to tell what, but it looked an awful lot like a "thank you" that carried years of friendship and support behind it. Kimi's eyes transformed at whatever Seb said. his eyebrows lifted and his expression softened.
He told him something to his ear in return, and it made Seb smile again, whatever it was.
Eventually it was Lewis' time to get on stage. He was the 2018 champion, the guy Seb didn't manage to beat, and as such had the right to make a victory speech.
As he does so, the camera caught the losers, Seb and Kimi.
In that moment, that could have hurt a little harder than usual, Kimi put his arm around Seb's shoulders one more time, downed another drink, and swung him closer.
This was it.
This was the end of their partnership.
Simi, nobody will ever do it like you.
Prancing Horse + Red Bull | Räikkönen + Vettel
So, someone tweeted this on f1twt:
And quotes made me lose it:
🥺🥺
The FIA Prize Giving 2018 gala was an insane night for Simi, and I want to share all of it!
First, the elephant in the room:
Kimi was absolutely hammered! He caught everyone's eye because he was tumbling around the place, and generally having a blast yapping his mouth off to anyone who would listen to him. Legends said he would do this when drunk, but never had a live audience been witness to it.
Meanwhile, Seb...
Seb had finished second to Lewis in 2018's title battle, and was also seeing the end of his partnership with Kimi at Ferrari.
Kimi's renewal for Ferrari was always rumored to be something Seb pushed for when negotiating his own contracts, so the news the Scuderia wasn't interested in keeping Kimi past 2018 were a sign that Sebastian's wants weren't of huge importance to them anymore, and they were making way for a promising young talent (Leclerc) to take the lead driver role in Ferrari in the years to come.
Sounds like a bad end of the year for a guy with title aspirations, but guess what?
Kimi was there, with so much booze in his system that he wasn't at all worried with maintaining his quiet and taciturn act. And you know how they say alcohol lowers your inhibitions and makes your deepest thoughts come out freely?
That night, Kimi had one mission, and it was to keep Seb happy.
When he caught cameras filming Seb, knowing his friend was a private guy, he jumped in and tried to stop them. Look at his face. He doesn't know what he's doing. He's driven only by protective instinct.
When Seb talked, you could tell he wasn't hearing a word (and at times it seemed mutual)
For a bit there, the cameras even caught Kimi deciding to go for a smoke, and Seb trying to impinge a sense of responsibility on him, only to end up being dragged along.
When they were called on stage to receive the 2nd and 3rd place trophies, it was the funniest shit. There were designated spots on the stage where each driver should stand, but they were quite apart from each other.
You can see an official trying to stop Kimi and take him to his marked spot, but Kimi strode straight towards Seb and stuck decisively by his side. In fact he gestures at Seb, as if telling the crowd to give him his accolades!
His arm was around his shoulders, half offering companionship in what would be their last official act together as teammates, and half supporting himself so he wouldn't fall on his ass on stage.
And of course, we even had a classic Seb moment, where Kimi offered one of the men delivering the awards a handshake, and Seb took it instead. Kimi didn't even care, he rolled with it, because if Seb wants to hold his hand, god damn it he will.
Even when they had to part to grab the awards, Kimi made sure to return to his original favored position of keeping one friendly arm around Sebastian's shoulders asap.
You see Seb turn to him and say something...
It's impossible to tell what, but it looked an awful lot like a "thank you" that carried years of friendship and support behind it. Kimi's eyes transformed at whatever Seb said. his eyebrows lifted and his expression softened.
He told him something to his ear in return, and it made Seb smile again, whatever it was.
Eventually it was Lewis' time to get on stage. He was the 2018 champion, the guy Seb didn't manage to beat, and as such had the right to make a victory speech.
As he does so, the camera caught the losers, Seb and Kimi.
In that moment, that could have hurt a little harder than usual, Kimi put his arm around Seb's shoulders one more time, downed another drink, and swung him closer.
This was it.
This was the end of their partnership.
Simi, nobody will ever do it like you.
Been a while since I done one of these
sebmark but it's that one interview where sebi can't stop looking at mark with vine boom sounds
I’M CRYING ON THE FLOOR GOD ISTG I’VE BEEN IN THIS FANDOM FOR YEARS AND I ALWAYS FIND SOMETHING NEW 😭
some studying Seb to give you the motivation to keep going!
Howl truly is the man of all time. He’s a playboy. He’s a malewife. He fell in love with a ninety year old woman. He’s a rugby player. He smells like hyacinths. He’s not a natural blond. When dying his hair went slightly wrong, he filled his home with slime. He has a PhD. He’s a wizard. He found a way to another universe and he told absolutely nobody about it. He makes video games about the magical universe for his nephews. He can’t play the guitar. He always takes a guitar with him when he’s trying to seduce a woman. He’s a self-proclaimed coward. He got drunk to trick himself into doing something dangerous. He overcharges for his services to rich people. He undercharges for his services to poor people. A woman invaded his home and declared herself his cleaning lady and he just let her stay. He loves spiders. He lies about his surname to everyone, including royalty. The true spelling of his first name is Howell, but we don’t find out until halfway through the book because the POV character thinks it’s spelled Howl. He’s even Welsh.
Room clutter in studio ghibli films.