Do no harm but take no shit

[yellow-cat]

when im 45 years old ill still be here posting like take my hand. lets go into menopause together

[fadedashtray]

my body has 0 tolerance for doing anything or going anywhere

[i-effed-it-all-up-deactivated20]

no, i don’t watch that show, but i do follow its developments extensively via tumblr

[softwaring]

[wordfather]

not my circus not my monkeys but thanks to my mutuals i know some of the lore

[wooteena]

crazy how there are only 2 hours of doing things every day before you keel over and die. if this werent normal id be worried

[lockssteps]

im a fake fan of everything i like because i cant remember anything

[smeagles]

mind you i’m doing this shit while employed. never give up

[notbecauseofvictories]

"impulse buy" (noun) anything I have been low-key thinking about purchasing for 3 months, an item that subsequently spent 24-48 hours in my cart as I went through each and every state of grief, and which I then bought, in a desperate, the-guilt-can't-get-me-if-I'm-fast-enough rush.

[mkbaby1]

*the fattest fucking sigh from the depths of my soul*

[blckgirlacid]

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

[destiel-news-channel]

[Image ID: An Edit of the Squidward 'I really wish I weren't here right now' meme: A pink badge now reading: 'I really wish I weren't living through new colours on the heat map right now!' /End ID]

[pankendev]

there are places in the world today that are experiencing 40°C for the first time in recorded history. of course there's no way to know whether chucking billionaires into volcanos will appease the sun god but i feel we're doing the scientific method a disservice if we don't at least try

[vixvigil]

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

[vivid-sector]

doomscrolling thru the weather app

[mistakesjmakes]

“baby, what that mouth do?” eat cheese

[spider-left-the-game-deactivate]

i love my silly little internet friends hey silly internet friends if you see this. i love you