♔ the british beauty ♔

Hello, my name is Alice Kirkland, the national representative of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, but most people know me as the nation of England. Welcome to my home, I promise to treat you with the up-most respect as a proper lady should. However, I therefore expect you to return these manners. Magic Anon Status: None Relationship Status: Single -An independent role-play blog for Nation-tan Fem!England, although I mostly do human!AUs. Thank you for visiting!-

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Scoure

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And join the mother-fucking Union.

We believe in peace and shit. 

We live here:

DON'T YOU WANT TO LIVE HERE?

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About the mun

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Bold whats true about you

You just learned a bit about me:

I am a cuddler.

I am a morning person.

I am an only child.

I am currently in my pajamas.

I am currently pregnant.

I am left handed.

I am a little shy around the opposite gender

I bite my nails.

I can be paranoid at times.

I enjoy country music.

I enjoy smoothies.

I enjoy talking on the phone.

I have a car.

I have/had a hard time paying attention at school.

I have a hidden talent.

I have a pet.

I have a tendency to fall for the “wrong” guy/girl.

I have all my grandparents.

I have been to another country.

I have been told that I have an unusual sense of humor.

I have broken a bone.

I have caller I.D. on my phone.

I have bathed someone.

I have changed a nappy.

I have changed a lot over the past year.

I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.

I have had major/minor surgery.

I have killed another person.

I have had my hair cut within the last week.

I have mood swings.

I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.

I have rejected someone before.

I like the taste of blood.

I love Michael Jackson.

I love sleeping.

I love to shop.

I own 100 CDs or more. 

I own and use a library card.

I read books for pleasure in my spare time.

I sleep a lot during the day.

I watch soap operas on a regular basis.

I work at a job that I enjoy.

I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.

I am currently wearing socks.

I am tired.

I love to paint/draw/sketch/sculpt.

I consume at least one alcoholic drink every month.

I have/had:

Finished college.

Smoked cigarettes.

Ridden every ride at an amusement park.

Collected something really stupid.

Gone to a concert.

Helped someone

Spun turn tables.

Watched four movies in one night.

Been broken up with.

Taken a college level course.

Been in a car accident.

Been in a tornado.

Watched someone die.

Been to a funeral.

Burned yourself.

Ran a marathon.

Your parents got divorced. 

Cried yourself to sleep.

Spent over $200 in one day.

Cheated on someone.

Been cheated on.

Written a 10 page letter.

Had a best friend.

Lost someone you loved.

Skipped school.

Gotten in trouble for something you didn’t do.

Stolen books from the library.

Been in a mental hospital.

Watched the “Harry Potter” movies. 

Fired a gun.

Been in a school play.

Been fired from a job.

Taken a lie detector test.

Swam with dolphins.

Attempted suicide.

Written poetry.

Read more than 20 books a year.

Gone to Europe

Loved someone you couldn’t have.

Used a colouring book over age 12.

Had surgery.

Had stitches.

Taken a taxi.

Had more than 5 online conversations going at once.

Had a hamster.

Dyed your hair.

Had something pierced.

Gotten straight A’s. 

Your parents sent you to a shrink.

Been handcuffed.

My hair is naturally the color:

Light brown

Medium brown

Dark brown 

Blonde

Black

Dirty blonde

Strawberry blonde/Ginger

Multicoloured

My eyes are:

Brown 

Blue

Green

Hazel

Light brown

A combination of things

Ice Blue

Grey

I am:

Male

Female

Other

People sometimes label me as:

Slut

Girly

Ugly

Nerd

Other 

Some of my biggest fears are:

Spiders/other insects

Dying 

Doctor/Dentist appointments

Hospitals

Needles

Disease

Being alone in the dark

Heights

Small spaces

Oceans/large bodies of water

Holes

Large animals

Small animals 

Open spaces

Lightning

People

Being Buried alive

Waves

I have:

A friend with benefits

A laptop in my room

A television in my room

Good grades

My own car

Married parents

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Um. What?

I've never seen this. Obviously, it would be a terrible representation considering most Brits are horrendous prudes but seriously. Pretty much every character has their fair share of nsfw crap, but what singles her out?

And then there's my Alice, who, most likely, when it comes to anything sex-related will be like this:

She's a Brit bitch, tsundere and sarcastic as fuck but a slut? I should bloody hope not.

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~I ask him very nicely if he’d like a cup of tea I can’t even see him ‘cause his room is so smoky Don’t understand how one can watch so much TV My baby brother Alfie how I wish that you could see~

Alfie || Lily Allen

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Play it if you’re a hetalia fan.

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Uh… Sorry this isn’t a fact, but you all deserve to listen to this.

Just listen.

It’s amazing.

At least I think it is.

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Your OTP is having sex in your bed. The sixth gif in your gif folder is your reaction.

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[and she is part of that OTP]

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((ACCURATE GIF IS ACCURATEEEEEEE))

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(Well then….he is part of the OTP…so…well…

Accurate)

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(I have 2 characters so they are both going here) Shale:Loki and Natasha better get their own room…

Steve: I’m confused..

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(what)

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((GET SOME FARLEY-))

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It must be one of those guilty ships of mine...]]

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Most people make roleplay blogs on a whim.

Veth makes rings.

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by えぷ子

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Drakengard AU|| @halcyonicnorth & dualfacedsmile

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“Yes…?”

Unlike the Russian, he knew what he had done wrong. But that doesn’t mean that he planned to stick around to deal with Alice’s wrath. He silently moved to the other end of the room, making sure not to make any sound as he walked. He hoped that his boots would not betray him.

He cast a warning glance at Althea. Meanwhile, his own dragon, Odin, seemed mighty amused at the Norwegian’s antics. Well, that dragon’s never seen the full extent of Alice’s wrath before. 

Nikolaj, however, knew of it first hand. When one fine day, he accidentally set the forests nearby one fire. That was a horrible recollection, indeed. 

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Unfortunately, the ever so socially inept Russian chose the exact moment to pipe up with a sweet and melodiously pleasant sounding, ”Nikolaj’s trying to run away, Alice.” 

The Russian looked up and gave the Norwegian a smile that said ‘oh no you don’t. If I have to stay here and listen to her, I sure as hell am not going to be the only one staying.'

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"Nikolaj, get back here right this minute!" Alice snarled, flicking her hand for Althea to retrieve him for her. The mossy green dragon perked up and quickly slithered in front of the accent to block the Norwegian from leaving. She growled, not necessarily in an intimidating manner, after all neither of them wanted to provoke Odin, but now Alice was alerted to Nikolaj's presence.

"It's one thing to seriously damage and ancient ruin, but to not even own up to it is even worse!" she turned to Ivan, or at least where she believed Ivan to be.

"And don't think you're in the good run either, Ivan. You're just as bad as he is. I let you two stay here on the understanding that you'd actually help me maintain the castle, not destroy it. You don't see Althea slamming into walls or knocking down turrets, do you now?"

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Drakengard AU|| @halcyonicnorth & dualfacedsmile

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Nikolaj leant against the sides of his dragon’s front legs as he watched Alice approach. He surveyed the wall of the castle hall. He supposed that the dragons were too rough while training. In fact, he was surprised that the wall was still standing, albeit with a massive dent in the wall. He wondered how much it would cost just to repair it. And even then, how would they explain to the builders how this mysterious dent came about. In the end, he shrugged. It wasn’t exactly his problem. 

He shared a glance at his dragon before looking back at Alice. “Mm… Ye’ had a wild party with some friends over?” Yet, he said that in dead seriousness. He was just bluntly contributing a plausible, yet ridiculous explanation for that. Surely, one could invite a group of friend to this huge castle.

“But ‘nyway. I suppose we can move training t’ a clearing outside till they cool off. It’ll be hard t’ move the drakens when they’re right at the doorsteps.” He paused as he lifted his hand to his mouth, his brows furrowed in thought. “Can’t ye’ say that this castle’s got some family importance. Tell ‘em to take it after ye’ die or something.”

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The stray twigs on the ground broke and snapped, grass rustling beneath his feet as he traversed forwards, and made his way closer to his ‘friends’. Ivan blinked belatedly and cast a surveying glance on the walls, as he walked. Unlike the others, his dragon was nowhere in sight. Coming to a halt, the Russian commented lightly. “Seems like we have had another accident, yes?” Idly, he brushed a gloved hand over the damage, the seemingly perpetual smile on his face barely changing as small flakes broke off with his one gesture. “Well I would offer to let Varona rid us of these meddlesome people, but then we would have to explain their disappearance so-“ He shrugged. “Want me to handle the building issues with the builders?” 

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"Neither or you seem to understand the phrase 'subtlety' do you? 'Oh, I'm sorry, but you were bugging me to much so I got my friend and his 20ft dragon to eat them,' Honestly, I preferr Nik's idea," Although it may take a while to try and rustle up some fake evidence to prove her case. Then again, the castle did fall into her family's somehow. So maybe there was a connection that Alice just wasn't aware of.

"... Wait, building issues?" It took a moment for the cogs to turn, "What the hell have you done to my castle?!"

She followed the direction of Ivan's voice, Althea stopping her before she actually walked into the wall. Reaching out with both hands, she mimicked the Russian's actions except instead of acting so deadpan and idle, she was seething. She whipped around in the general direction of the Norweigan.

"Nikolaj."

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“Great,” she replied with a sarcastic tone - because she’ll just love a Norwegian accent. Just hope to god that that wouldn’t happen.

She changed with a reasonable place, despite her unfamiliarity with the various guards. Well, this wasn’t very flattering, was it? Not that Alice had much to show in the first place, but these clothes were big and clunky and she couldn’t even move in them very well. Stupid Norwegian school.

“Okay, it all it fits fine,” she said as she re-entered the room donned in the sport equipment. 

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He sent a deadpan stare in her direction. He’d really appreciate it if she wasn’t so sarcastic about his statement and indirectly insult the accent. But he didn’t say anything in return. It would be too much of a petty matter to have a fight about.

When she returned, he scrutinized her before shaking his head. “Tad too big fer ye. Find me after trainin’. I’ll take ye’ to the school tailor to alter it. ‘nd add a name t’ yer equipment. But that’s fer later. Come on.” 

He beckoned with a quick tilt of his head as he turned his heels and walked off to the indoor skating rink. The school was filthy rich, indeed.

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She didn't like the way he stared at her, but considering she was scowling in return, it was only to be expected.

"School tailor?" she asked in minor disbelief, though it wasn't really that schocking. She knew that the school she'd enrolled in was of extremely high-standard, only a high-level scholarship managed to get her in. "Yes, I think I'm capable of that,"

She walked a few paces behind him, muttering under her breath, "Oh look at me, I'm a rich-boy Norweigan with my personal school tailer and indoor skating rink. I take baths in money. Ew, what's this peasant girl doing here?" 

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