>Be the Brit Bitch

>Be the Brit Bitch You are a 16-year-old girl and your name is JO, though you prefer when people call you VAL or VALKYRIE. You are of BRITISH and FRENCH descent. You have a variety of INTERESTS including BLOGGING, DRAWING and WRITING but evidently you cannot do EITHER. Currently, your two main fandoms are HETALIA and HOMESTUCK. >Abscond

[sparrow-va]

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YOU’RE WELCOME

[sasukegg-deactivated20180523]

I AM LITERALLY SCREAMING

[georginoschkavincen]

But…But you sound 100% like Cas!

[partyelk-deactivated20131018]

omFG 

[iamhiddlebatched-deactivated202]

WHAT. “The anal promised him.” 

[trekkibalarchive-deactivated201]

fic for people who dont know

[ohfrodos]

I can’t lose him! He’s my friend.

[churaghost]

I love shipping names

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[shameimaru]

am i doing it right?

[cross-marian]

COMMUNISM.

[sonicthehedge]

GOD SHIT FUCK

[thvnhv]

Reblog if you are a Doitsu

[zen-like-deactivated20160905]

[jesuisuneetoile]

THIS IS MARRIAGE!!

Thats right!

Permission to be a bad ass. Nod.

He looks back at the guy like, “SEE THAT? SHE SAID YES. YOU’RE SO FUCKED.”

Like, guys. Sparta was so kick ASS sometimes when it came to women. Spartan women were given these small knives so that if their husbands came home and tried to hit them or assault them, they had a weapon within reach. That weapon was for CUTTING THEIR HUSBANDS’ FUCKING FACES so that when he went out in public everyone would know he was an asshole, abusing jerkface and they would publicly shame him.

[fuuuuuuuckthis-deactivated20140]

I DID NOT KNOW THAT THAT IS GREAT

[wtfhistory]

LET’S JUST TALK ABOUT SPARTAN WOMEN FOR A SECOND.

In Sparta, women could own land and were considered citizens. THAT IS A HUGE BIG FUCKING DEAL. Why? Because that was RARE AS FUCK and there are lots of places TODAY where women don’t even get that much.

Divorce was totally fine, and a woman could expect to keep her own wealth and get custody of the kids because paternal lineage wasn’t very important. And it didn’t make her a pariah! She could totally remarry, no big deal at all.

Spartan women participated in some fuckin’ badass sporting events, too. And because they were expected to be as physically fit as the Spartan menfolk (who all had to serve compulsory military duties, btw, and couldn’t marry until they finished them at thirty) they didn’t have time for lots of swishy dresses. So they wore notoriously short skirts. According to some accounts, their thighs were visible at all times. HOLY SHIT. 

Also, In Sparta men only got their names on their graves if they died in battle. And women? Women only got their names on their graves if they died in childbirth. THE SPARTANS COMPARED CHILDBIRTH TO FUCKING BATTLE AND IT WAS VIEWED AS A GODDAMN BADASS AND HONORABLE WAY TO GO OUT.

FUCKING SPARTAN WOMEN. THIS DUDE HAD FUCKIN’ BETTER MAKE SURE SHE’S COOL WITH WHATEVER HE’S DOING, IF HE KNOWS WHAT’S FUCKIN’ GOOD FOR HIM.

[kill-natalie-deactivated2016012]

do you ever realize that we spend our days hoping imaginary people will kiss each other

[chatterboxrose]

 #this is my life and these are my choices

[bro-devanne]

srs history part 2

[16:59:57] Philippus Aureolus Theophrastus Bombastus von Hohenheim: ermmahgerd semmelweiss wtf r u doin with that soap >:?

[17:00:18] Ignaz Philipp Semmelweis: it's called sanitation #getwiththeprogram

[17:00:56] Philippus Aureolus Theophrastus Bombastus von Hohenheim: u don't need sanitiattrtion if u hav god's love #god4u

[17:01:02] Philippus Aureolus Theophrastus Bombastus von Hohenheim: *sanitacion

[17:01:05] Philippus Aureolus Theophrastus Bombastus von Hohenheim: *sanitation

[17:01:22] Ignaz Philipp Semmelweis: #lookslikewegotabadassoverhere who can't even spell lol

[17:02:13] Philippus Aureolus Theophrastus Bombastus von Hohenheim: whuteva i burn books #yolo

[17:02:32] Philippus Aureolus Theophrastus Bombastus von Hohenheim: did u name an elementt????? i think not unu

[17:02:40] Philippus Aureolus Theophrastus Bombastus von Hohenheim: LOL

[erickimberlinbowley]

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The Loneliest Whale in the World.

In 2004, The New York Times wrote an article about the loneliest whale in the world. Scientists have been tracking her since 1992 and they discovered the problem:

She isn’t like any other baleen whale. Unlike all other whales, she doesn’t have friends. She doesn’t have a family. She doesn’t belong to any tribe, pack or gang. She doesn’t have a lover. She never had one. Her songs come in groups of two to six calls, lasting for five to six seconds each. But her voice is unlike any other baleen whale. It is unique—while the rest of her kind communicate between 12 and 25hz, she sings at 52hz. You see, that’s precisely the problem. No other whales can hear her. Every one of her desperate calls to communicate remains unanswered. Each cry ignored. And, with every lonely song, she becomes sadder and more frustrated, her notes going deeper in despair as the years go by.

[niick4-deactivated20130215]

this is actually one of the saddest things ive read on here/ever 

[mykingdomforabutttouch-deactiva]

And it’s always the same 2 blue eyes comparisons. The ocean or the sky. Like come on at least be creative.

[starstarfairy]

his eyes glowed like blue eyes

blue eyes white dragon

[bro-devanne]

srs history

[gumby-dammit-deactivated2016080]

Hear me out, guys.

What if for Hetalia Season 5 they changed the intro to this?

[miaman]

i love how everyone’s flippin out over romania and he doesn’t even move or blink or anything in that shothe could be a cardboard cutout there  you just don’t know 

[fresasparaelrey]

Romania is just another one of England’s many little friends.

[askmcdavestrider]

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KICK IT BARACK - MC DAVE STRIDER

DAVE: (just dropped that shit like a bad phone connection)  DAVE: (i put gravity in charge of its downward direction)  DAVE: (unfettered descents what it considers perfection)  DAVE: (shit thinks of the ground and it gets an erection)  DAVE: (best hope its carpet bound in its downward spiral)  DAVE: (cause linoleums frowned on, met with an eyeroll)  DAVE: (landin on grass is just the course that its par for)  DAVE: (but hardwood fuckin floors what its woods gettin hard for)  DAVE: (guess i should mention stead a motherfuckin hardons)  DAVE: (how my motherfuckin french could use a presidential pardon) DAVE: (KICK IT BARACK)  DAVE: (heres where obamas rap solo comes in)  DAVE: (no but how dope would that be!)  DAVE: (oh fuck me that would own) 

[askmcdavestrider]

Reblog for anyone who missed it last night.

[84772900184-1-019-deactivated20]

when anime characters dont have that sparkle in their eye they look stoned

[84772900184-1-019-deactivated20]

its been 30 notes and no one has made a hetalia joke so i’ll do it for you guys

[nyofrance-moved]

#smoku weedo ebury dei

[broblerones]

theres this girl in my science class whos literally carlos from the magic school bus shes always making up puns to go with the lesson 

today the teacher says something like “so basically colour is a figment of the imagination” and shes like “you mean colour is a pigment of the imagination”

but instead of laughing and saying SONYA! everyone just kinda mutters her name under their breath like god damn it sonya not again

[soni-comi-deactivated20130929]

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[lonedidion]

[theblackship]

#thiS MAKES ME EXTREMELY UNCOMFORTABLE

[rabiscosemfotos1]

[kemalia]

this made me smile

[mindable]

unless it’s the other way around and they started out together and then broke apart

[forsciencejohn]

you watch bbc tv shows don’t you