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[britishnerdcentral]

[sluttynurse]

you tell any adult over the age of 50 that you're looking for a job and they're frothing at the mouth to offer insight bc they think your young and/or lazy ass has never even conceived what they're about to tell you. and it's printing your resume onto a very disposable piece of paper and walking into the workplace and handing it to a random employee

[moniquill]

Biodiversity can be achieved through executive dysfunction!

[sexygaywizard]

I'm afraid Twitter is out-posting us at the moment

[gin-juice-tonic]

I used to be a proficient googler who never wasted a word but since Google is near useless no matter how good you are at it now I have reverted to just typing in entire questions like an old person

[maykitz]

biggest L i've had to take from morning people is that the hours between 5 - 9 am really do have 7x as much time in them than the ones between 9 pm - 1 am and you can get your whole day's worth of shit done by noon

[iaminlovewithavirgo]

you Applied to 200 jobs and are still unemployed . hope u dont mind we Leak ur data. and no, we will Not be calling back

[thereignclub-trc]

[2well2water]

i think we need to bring back calling people internet famous instead of calling them influencers like there needs to be something borderline derogatory injected back into it

[sunflowersinheaven]

have you guys seen the zesty b1 battledroid....

[sunflowersinheaven]

[sunflowersinheaven]

[sunflowersinheaven]

The pics are cropped from this (Star Wars Insider 47, the artist is Hugh Fleming!)

[wizardarchetypes]

my fav ask ever was this person who was like “i live in the worst city in Ohio” and I was like “ I don’t think Zanesville is actually the worst city in Ohio but I know everyone in Zanesville thinks it is so I’m gonna say Zanesville but also I bet you don’t even live in Zanesville I bet you have a Zanesville zipcode but you live in Adamsville and you went to school in New Concord” and they told me I got every single detail right and that I scared them so bad they had to block me

[britishnerdcentral]

THE POINT OF THIS LIFE IS TO LOVE! IT IS TO SHOW UNCONDITIONAL LOVE TO OTHERS REGARDLESS OF WHAT THEY CAN DO FOR YOU.

[st-just]

This is just very funny to me.

[kiloueka]

Not even his robot child likes him

[hitmyvape-deactivated20251006]

you can’t all be puppies one of you has to be an anteater or something

[aquilacalvitium]

Five year olds in the playground

[victusinveritas]

All of this is correct. No notes.

[millenianthemums]

found footage horror movie where the guy filming is a landlord trying to sell a haunted house, filming the property and frantically trying to quickly pan away from all the obvious ghost activity with less and less success

[dragon-png]

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