LORD ENGLISH

I WILL BLOW YOuR MINDS AND GRACE YOuR EARS WITH MY GLORIOuS VOICE.

[broadway-caliborn]

EIGHT HuNDRED AND FORTY SIX DAYS.

EIGHT HuNDRED AND FORTY SIX GOD DAMNED FAILuRES. SINCE YOu HAVE FAILED TO HEAR MY VOICE. SINCE YOu FAILED TO LISTEN TO THE ARTISTIC VISION. THAT IS ME. MY MASTERPIECES. MY WORK. THE AMAZING SOuNDS OF YOuR LORD AND MASTER IMPROVING THE DOWNRIGHT SHODDY WORKS. MADE BY THE WORST SPECIES KNOWN TO THE uNIVERSE. THATS SPECIESES PLuRAL BY THE WAY. I AM AN EQuAL OPPORTuNITY FIXER OF SHIT. AND YOu ARE WELCOME FOR THAT.

IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT YOu BLITHERING FuCKFACES HAVE DECIDED TO LISTEN. TO OTHER SOuRCES OF MuSICAL ENTERTAINMENT. TO TROLLS. AND HuMANS. WHO JuST FuCKING SuCK AND HAVE NAMES THAT DO NOT FIT THE uSuAL SCHEMA THAT WE HAVE COME TO KNOW AND LOATHE. HuMANS WITH MORE THAN FOuR LETTERS IN THEIR NAMES. WHAT THE HELL IS A TAYLOR AND WHY IS SHE SWIFT. AND WHY SHOuLD ANYONE EVER GIVE A FuCK. NOBODY SHOuLD. I HAVE HEARD HER WORK. I CAN IMPROVE uPON IT. QuITE LITERALLY BY DOING THE LEAST AMOuNT OF WORK POSSIBLE. FOR EXAMPLE BY NOT BEING A BITCH. SQuARE ONE.

BuT NO. YOu DO NOT DESERVE YOuR SWAYLORS AND YOuR RODRIVIAS AND WHATEVER DEMON HuNTERS THAT POP THE LETTER K MEANS. THE ONLY FORM OF MuSICAL ENTERTAINMENT YOu WILL EVER NEED IS ME. YOuR LORD. YOuR GOD. LINING uP THIS WAY FuLL OF BROADS THAT I CAN STOMP INTO THE GODDAMNED DIRT.

BROAD WAY CALIBORN.

AND I'M BACK, BITCHES.

-ultimateUnderlord

[broadway-calliope]

ah! my brother! say hello everyone! ^u^

[broadway-caliborn]

WHAT. NO. ESPECIALLY FuCK THIS BITCH.

[broadway-caliborn]

EIGHT HuNDRED AND FORTY SIX DAYS.

EIGHT HuNDRED AND FORTY SIX GOD DAMNED FAILuRES. SINCE YOu HAVE FAILED TO HEAR MY VOICE. SINCE YOu FAILED TO LISTEN TO THE ARTISTIC VISION. THAT IS ME. MY MASTERPIECES. MY WORK. THE AMAZING SOuNDS OF YOuR LORD AND MASTER IMPROVING THE DOWNRIGHT SHODDY WORKS. MADE BY THE WORST SPECIES KNOWN TO THE uNIVERSE. THATS SPECIESES PLuRAL BY THE WAY. I AM AN EQuAL OPPORTuNITY FIXER OF SHIT. AND YOu ARE WELCOME FOR THAT.

IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT YOu BLITHERING FuCKFACES HAVE DECIDED TO LISTEN. TO OTHER SOuRCES OF MuSICAL ENTERTAINMENT. TO TROLLS. AND HuMANS. WHO JuST FuCKING SuCK AND HAVE NAMES THAT DO NOT FIT THE uSuAL SCHEMA THAT WE HAVE COME TO KNOW AND LOATHE. HuMANS WITH MORE THAN FOuR LETTERS IN THEIR NAMES. WHAT THE HELL IS A TAYLOR AND WHY IS SHE SWIFT. AND WHY SHOuLD ANYONE EVER GIVE A FuCK. NOBODY SHOuLD. I HAVE HEARD HER WORK. I CAN IMPROVE uPON IT. QuITE LITERALLY BY DOING THE LEAST AMOuNT OF WORK POSSIBLE. FOR EXAMPLE BY NOT BEING A BITCH. SQuARE ONE.

BuT NO. YOu DO NOT DESERVE YOuR SWAYLORS AND YOuR RODRIVIAS AND WHATEVER DEMON HuNTERS THAT POP THE LETTER K MEANS. THE ONLY FORM OF MuSICAL ENTERTAINMENT YOu WILL EVER NEED IS ME. YOuR LORD. YOuR GOD. LINING uP THIS WAY FuLL OF BROADS THAT I CAN STOMP INTO THE GODDAMNED DIRT.

BROAD WAY CALIBORN.

AND I'M BACK, BITCHES.

-ultimateUnderlord

[jakemorph-art]

happy days fellow house freaks

[sarmaleattheseaside]

[thekingkez]

happy homestuck day, you filthy animals

[broadway-stuck]

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Happy birthday, CrockerBerts, and happy 4/13 to the rest! Thank you for another great Homestuck day! For this wondrous occasion, we bring you a lesser known gem from Horizonanadyomene on YouTube (original: Here)

As well, thanks to our talented caballineToxophallic for providing the cover art and the amazing auricTruism for mixing this so beautifully!

The lyrics as they were distributed below the cut:

[ROSE] All these familiar faces even in a world that is new it still feels like i know you

[KANAYA] Through seldom-traveled places we began a story with every step and rewrote it with every breath

You know that we

[EQUIUS] We tried to prove we have the best intentions we tried to understand through education

[SOLLUX] We tried to live in our imaginations some things don't back down

[DOC SCRATCH] The water's rising a green horizon

[CALLIOPE] Maybe you and i will be reborn, too

[CALIBORN] Well it's been ages a thousand pages imposed on one another but i still remember you

[CALLIOPE] We are wandering stars in sweet harmony

[DOC SCRATCH] We're all part of a symphony of a changing universe

[ARADIA] Us young adventurers

[JADE] One life to show us what you're made of just drop the fear, jump a tier, find the shade of your soul all reflected around you yes, you will know when you've finally found you

[DIRK] Each life we might have lived through every part of us still exists; every fragment is endless

[JANE] This world we've walked on into even when it feels overwhelming, it's just the beginning

[VRISKA] The water's rising a new horizon maybe you and i will be reborn, too

[ROXY] Well it's been ages a thousand stages imposed on one another but i still remember you

[ERIDAN] We are wandering stars in sweet harmony we're all part of a symphony of a changing universe

[JOHN] From a thousand different worlds on another kind of earth us young adventurers

[futurama]

i love *trying to be polite* the both of them

[broadway-caliborn]

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SURE, THIS MAY BE A DAY LATE FOR THE DAY OF FOOLS. BUT YOu WOuLD BE A FOOL TO THINK I WOuLD CARE ABOuT SuCH MEANINGLESS MATTER REGARDING TIMELESS WORKS OF ART. SO GO, LISTEN WITH YOuR GLORIOuS TASTES AND BASK AT THE CREATION INTENDED FOR THE DAY OF FOOLS

[broadway-stuck]

OPEN ROLES - 3/6/24

hi guys! anticipatedAffliction here, hitting you with some more epic news:

we're hosting auditions for John Egbert, Tavros Nitram, Gamzee Makara, as well as opening up a new staff position for a "mixer" role!

cast member auditions should be acapella and at least 1 minute long to showcase your range.

mixer auditions should showcase your ability to combine instrumental tracks with vocals. you must show proper timing as well as the ability to balance volumes between instrumental and vocal tracks. these can be full length songs or snippets over 1 minute.

all auditions are to be sent to [email protected] and titled with what you're auditioning for. you must be 18+ to submit an audition. any questions regarding the process can be sent to that same email or to our ask box!

happy auditioning!! <3

[dimensionnotfound]

tumut

[broadway-stuck]

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it's that time of year! here's to another great one, and you know what they say, there's no show business like snow business! thank you all for your support! we hope you continue to support us into the new year! lyrics by: greyscaleAngel cover art by: @smallsmartkitty

[broadway-caliborn]

SPEAKING OF HOLIDAYS, MY CONTRIBuTION TO THE "CHRISTMAS CHEER"

[broadway-caliborn]

HAPPY NEW YEAR

YEAH THATS RIGHT, WERE CELBRATING A NEW YEAR BITCHES, AND THIS YEAR IS GOING TO HAVE A HELL OF A LOT MORE ME. NOW THAT IM OuT OF JOHNS "GAY BABY JAIL" FOR CELEBRATING THE HOLIDAYS, ITS BACK TO ESTABLISHING MYSELF AS THE LORD OF BROADWAYSTUCK!

[mmuehoul-blog]

[abcdblya]

practice. I like both versions

[mechatyto]

🍎🍊🎄🍋🍏

[broadway-caliborn]

HAPPY THANKSGIVING, PASS THE YAOI

[milkmanner]

Did some track art for the new Homestuck album! Check it out!