WhAtS uP mOtHeRfUcKeRs
FiNaLlY dOdGeD @broadwayy-kanaya lOnG eNoUgH tO uPlOaD a SoNg FoR oNcE
i GoTtA gO sOoN cUz I cAn HeAr HeR pOiNtY sHoEs TaPpIn AcRoSs ThE fLoOr LoL
bUt FoR nOw FeAsT yOuR hEaR sPoNgEs On SoMe WiCkEd BeAtS sTrAiGhT fRoM tHe MoThErFuCkIn SoUl ;O)
No quirk, just us, me using probably the last of my luck to do something most of my compatriots haven't had a chance to do as they've moved on:
I get a chance to say goodbye.
All I wanted to say is that it's been my upmost pleasure and honor being your Broadway Gamzee for the while that I have been. And before that, grandmaGingersnaps as well. It's been so fun being able to play with my voice and watch as testosterone has taken its hold over the past year, and I know it will only continue!
But due to life, well, life-ing, I have to bow out. I'm sure another Gamzee will fall into your laps soon, so don't worry about content! There will always be a hashtag GamzeeApologistSquad.
I've loved this ride. And maybe once life settles out, I'll do something else fun for a hobby where you can find me. But my curtain as Bway!Gamzee has fallen. And I love you all so so much.
O cOmE aLl Ye MiRtHfUl ((O Come All Ye Faithful parody))
12tH pErIgEe WaS aLwAyS a WeIrD tImE fOr Me WiThOuT a LuSuS
mAyBe ThAtS wHy I fOlLoWeD tHe PaTh Of ThE mIrThFuL
((lyrics collaborated between candyGroove and myself, below cut))
O come all ye mirthful
Joyful and triumphant
O come ye, o come ye to shangri-la
Come and behold him
Hatched king of forever
O may he let us serve him
O may he let us serve him
O may he let us serve him
Cherub lord
O sing choirs of purples
Sing in exultation
O sing motherfuckers of blessed belief
Relish the vast honk
Glory for dark carnival
O may he let us serve him
O may he let us serve him
O may he let us serve him
Cherub lord
Yea lord we greet thee
Hatched yet already here
Lord English will be all glory giv'n
Honks of the mirthful
Lord of Time appearing
O may he let us serve him
O may he let us serve him
O may he let us serve him
Caliborn
(Lyrics by me with assistance from greyscaleAngel, cover art by upbeatUlulation)
I’ve been such a fool
Just like a wiggler
I was making choices that I shouldn’t have
You got hurt, looking into my orbs
Try to fill, that quadrant I couldn’t hold
“I love you” are words I truly never knew
I was always bad with what I need to say
Tell me why, tell me how I ran away
Couldn’t tell you “Goodbye, bro”
What have I done?
There’s no use getting over you
You’re still my bro, that I love, yet I hurt you so
No matter how much Faygo I can knock back each day
I just think of you, and just think of how, I’ve been a fool.
Oh man what a fool, and not in a mirthful way
Lost the one who had faith in my crummy self
Play the part, a painted juggalo
No more feeling love, and no more feeling pale
Wandering alone inside these haunted vents
Torturing Terezi just to be close to you
Tell me why, tell me why I still try
It's crystal clear that you've moved on
It isn’t fair, isn’t fair, motherfucking fair
I am still pale, for you bro, and I want you back
Never again, will I care for another, friend
First I lost Tavros, then I pushed you back, I’m such a fool
What have I done?
There’s no use getting over you
You’re still my bro, that I love, yet I hurt you so
No matter how much Faygo I can knock back each day
I just think of you, and just think of how, I’ve been a fool.
It isn’t fair, isn’t fair, motherfucking fair
I am still pale, for you bro, and I want you back
Never again, will I care for another,friend
Don’t think I deserve, any happiness, I’m such a fool
heres the motherfuckin thing
I KNOW LOTS OF MOTHERFUCKERS ARE RELEASING A SONG TODAY
but im the scariest
HONK
honk
(TRICK OR TREAT
number two
MOTHERFUCKERS)
((art by me, lyrics edited also by me, under the cut))
[Verse 1]
Welcome little grub to the darkest carnival
Come and join the fun, take a journey through the halls
Watch the shadowed vents, lest the clown in me presents
Taking every piece of innocence and smear it ‘cross the walls
So grab your only ammunition, your specibus will do
The corridors are filled with fright when something's stalking through
How long will you last through these memories of the past?
Since without a light to shine the only soul that's left is yours
[Pre-Chorus]
Forced down to reckoning
Your dreams become the sickening
You thought you were alone
No, I beat you to the bone, I honk:
[Chorus]
Break, break, break my mind
Break it 'til the tale unwinds
Force my thoughts through hell and back, or leave me alone tonight
Break, break, break my heart
Break me 'til I fall apart
This can't be real, this can't be right
Now die inside the flames of your fright
[Verse 2]
You thought your safest place to be was right inside your block
But once the clock begins to chime your fate will lead to doom
You're looking left and right through the doors, you shut so tight
But as long as you're away, they open up to scare you soon
So keep an eye on your husktop to summon help around
Your chance to act is short enough to turn your mind unsound
The puppet gets impatient from the overwhelmed sensation
So I’m sure to keep him in my grasp, until my prey is found
[Pre-Chorus]
Forced down to reckoning
Your dreams become the sickening
You thought you were alone
No, I beat you to the bone, I honk
[Chorus]
Break, break, break my mind
Break it 'til the tale unwinds
Force my thoughts through hell and back, or leave me alone tonight
Break, break, break my heart
Break me 'til I fall apart
This can't be real, this can't be right
Now die inside the flames of your fright
[Verse 3]
Hey bro, why do you moan?
I can't help but notice that you're all alone
Your moirail clearly trusts you to be away without her honed claws
That's not all, your blood caste is limited
That can't be helpful to keep you prohibited
Don't be scared, it's not like I care
Your nightmare is all that we wanted prepared
On your knees, there’s no guarantees
That bow was just meant like you to be ruined
The vent there, whoops, I wouldn't look over
'Cause Neppy's inside and she seems out of order
Oh and look, you know these guys
Feferi and Sollux don't look so alive
My Tavbro is torn, your death was reborn
You won’t survive since your will is gone
Watch your back, take a turn to the left and the right
There's no end in sight, your darkest of nights, they burn you inside, begin the drive
Watch your back, check the halls for your chance to survive
The shadows enraged, your mind's getting phased, your life is no longer safe
[Equius]
I am all alone, I am surrounded by my fears
Haunted with the shackles now they sent me straight to tears
I'm not allowed to cry, 'cause they told me I would die
Oh no, he’s getting near, spare her
[Chorus]
Break, break, break my mind
Break it 'til the tale unwinds
Force my thoughts through hell and back, or leave me alone tonight
Break, break, break my heart
Break me 'til I fall apart
This can't be real, this can't be right
Now die inside the flames of your fright
[Post-Chorus]
Watch your back, take a turn to the left and the right
(Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide)
Watch your back, try your best to survive the night
(Nowhere to run, try and survive the night)
heres the motherfuckin thing
I KNOW LOTS OF MOTHERFUCKERS ARE RELEASING A SONG TODAY
but im the scariest
HONK
honk
(TRICK OR TREAT
number two
MOTHERFUCKERS)
((art by me, lyrics edited also by me, under the cut))
[Verse 1]
Welcome little grub to the darkest carnival
Come and join the fun, take a journey through the halls
Watch the shadowed vents, lest the clown in me presents
Taking every piece of innocence and smear it ‘cross the walls
So grab your only ammunition, your specibus will do
The corridors are filled with fright when something's stalking through
How long will you last through these memories of the past?
Since without a light to shine the only soul that's left is yours
[Pre-Chorus]
Forced down to reckoning
Your dreams become the sickening
You thought you were alone
No, I beat you to the bone, I honk:
[Chorus]
Break, break, break my mind
Break it 'til the tale unwinds
Force my thoughts through hell and back, or leave me alone tonight
Break, break, break my heart
Break me 'til I fall apart
This can't be real, this can't be right
Now die inside the flames of your fright
[Verse 2]
You thought your safest place to be was right inside your block
But once the clock begins to chime your fate will lead to doom
You're looking left and right through the doors, you shut so tight
But as long as you're away, they open up to scare you soon
So keep an eye on your husktop to summon help around
Your chance to act is short enough to turn your mind unsound
The puppet gets impatient from the overwhelmed sensation
So I’m sure to keep him in my grasp, until my prey is found
[Pre-Chorus]
Forced down to reckoning
Your dreams become the sickening
You thought you were alone
No, I beat you to the bone, I honk
[Chorus]
Break, break, break my mind
Break it 'til the tale unwinds
Force my thoughts through hell and back, or leave me alone tonight
Break, break, break my heart
Break me 'til I fall apart
This can't be real, this can't be right
Now die inside the flames of your fright
[Verse 3]
Hey bro, why do you moan?
I can't help but notice that you're all alone
Your moirail clearly trusts you to be away without her honed claws
That's not all, your blood caste is limited
That can't be helpful to keep you prohibited
Don't be scared, it's not like I care
Your nightmare is all that we wanted prepared
On your knees, there’s no guarantees
That bow was just meant like you to be ruined
The vent there, whoops, I wouldn't look over
'Cause Neppy's inside and she seems out of order
Oh and look, you know these guys
Feferi and Sollux don't look so alive
My Tavbro is torn, your death was reborn
You won’t survive since your will is gone
Watch your back, take a turn to the left and the right
There's no end in sight, your darkest of nights, they burn you inside, begin the drive
Watch your back, check the halls for your chance to survive
The shadows enraged, your mind's getting phased, your life is no longer safe
[Equius]
I am all alone, I am surrounded by my fears
Haunted with the shackles now they sent me straight to tears
I'm not allowed to cry, 'cause they told me I would die
Oh no, he’s getting near, spare her
[Chorus]
Break, break, break my mind
Break it 'til the tale unwinds
Force my thoughts through hell and back, or leave me alone tonight
Break, break, break my heart
Break me 'til I fall apart
This can't be real, this can't be right
Now die inside the flames of your fright
[Post-Chorus]
Watch your back, take a turn to the left and the right
(Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide)
Watch your back, try your best to survive the night
(Nowhere to run, try and survive the night)
((lyrics for my verse done by me, Jake's verse by himself, below the cut))
[Verse 1: Gamzee]
They call it creeping, I say pity, it's the only way for me
Filling out papers, sign whatever but I stay outside her reach
I name your poppop and your father and that lusus that you keep
I know your favorite place to eat at when your Bucks come in each week
I know you launder shit on one day and you separate your whites
and that your wheeled device needs tires cuz last week I laid those spikes
I've got a bunch of instant photos with all the dates down in red ink
I sneak a walkie-talkie in your room to listen to you sleep…
[Chorus]
You just don't know it yet but you love me and I love you the same
One day we'll have a human wedding and I'll be your everything
We'll be together, yes forever, we will never ever part
Oh you don't know it yet but baby I've already got your heart
[Verse 2: Jake]
Some call it fronting, I say hunting keeping you inside my sights
I'm sure I have no need to ask, to keep you safe throughout the night..
You've got those eyes that drive me crazy, and I've got eyes to watch you sleep
I brought a smoke pipe and some whiskey for my stakeout in your tree… outside your house..
shhhh. gotta be as quiet as a mouse, or else you'll call the knights
And I'll get sent to dumb therapy with the seer of the light
and night by night I am collecting all the things you leave behind
and when you don't I rummage through your bins to see what I can find…
[Chorus]
You just don't know it yet but you love me and I love you the same
One day we'll have a human wedding and I'll be your everything
We'll be together, yes forever, we will never ever part
Oh you don't know it yet but baby I've already got your heart
You just don't know it yet but you love me and I love you the same
One day we'll have a human wedding and I'll be your everything
We'll be together, yes forever, we will never ever part
Oh you don't know it yet but baby I've already got your heart
hi all!! anticipatedAffliction here to update you about some of our unfilled roles atm!
we do have a new email that you can direct your auditions to: [email protected]
ALL AUDITIONERS SHOULD BE 17+ OF AGE!!!
cast-wise, we are currently looking for:
Broadway Jane (mezzo / contralto)
Broadway Vriska (alto / mezzo-soprano)
Broadway Terezi (mezzo / soprano)
Broadway Feferi (soprano)
as for staff, we are also looking for Five (5) more artists for song cover art!
for singers, auditions should be one (1) song, acapella (with no backing track) so we can hear your voice work! the mp3 should be emailed to [email protected], where we the mod team will listen over it and decide from there what kind of callback to give!
for artists, auditions should be three (3) of your favorite Homestuck art pieces, sent in to [email protected]. we will then review and possibly send a callback in the form of a quick sketch mock-up of track art.
If you have any questions, feel free to reach out to our inbox or send inquiries to, once again, [email protected]!
ALL AUDITIONERS SHOULD BE 17+ OF AGE!!!
looking forward to hearing your lovely voices and seeing your lovely art! <3
i GeNuInElY jUsT bOp To ThE oRiGiNaL sOnG sO mUcH tHaT i HaD tO dO tHiS
aS a TrEaT :o)
((lyrics edited by yours truly, under the cut))
[Verse 1]
Tell me to go cuz you know that we will
You drink your friends like Faygo
You say, we go where nobody knows
Got clubs hidden under our baggy clothes
No we're never gonna quit it
No we're never gonna quit it, no
Now we run, run away from the boys from the blue
And my block smells like Faygo
Hey now think about what to do
I think about what to say, I think about how to think
Pause it, play it, pause it play it, pause it
[Chorus]
Oh we go where nobody knows
With clubs hidden under our baggy clothes
No we're never gonna quit it
No we're never gonna quit it, no
Yeah we're dressed in black from head to toe
We've got clubs hidden under our baggy clothes
No we're never gonna quit it
No we're never gonna quit it, no
[Post-Chorus]
Now you're never gonna quit it
Now you're never gonna quit it
Now you're never gonna quit it
If you don't stop drinking it
That's what she said
She said we're dressed in black, head to toe
With clubs hidden under our baggy clothes
No we're never gonna quit it
No we're never gonna quit it, no
[Verse 2]
Hey now we can’t change course as we’re approaching the end
Oh my hair smells like Faygo
Hey now you say you're gonna quit it
But you're never gonna quit it
Go get it, go get it
Got get it, go get it, go!
And play it cool
[Chorus]
Oh we go where nobody knows
With clubs hidden under our baggy clothes
No we're never gonna quit it
No we're never gonna quit it, no
Yeah we're dressed in black from head to toe
We've got clubs hidden under our baggy clothes
No we're never gonna quit it
No we're never gonna quit it, no
[Bridge]
Well I think we better go, seriously better go
Said the seas are here you know
Seriously better go
Oh oh, well I think we better go
Said the seas are here you know
Said Tavros better know
Seriously better go
[Chorus]
Oh we go where nobody knows
With clubs hidden under our baggy clothes
No we're never gonna quit it
No we're never gonna quit it, no
Yeah we're dressed in black from head to toe
We've got clubs hidden under our baggy clothes
No we're never gonna quit it
No we're never gonna quit it, no
[Bridge]
Well I think we better go, seriously better go
Said the seas are here you know
Seriously better go
Oh oh, well I think we better go
Said the seas are here you know
Said Tavros better know
Seriously better go
Hello all, hope you're doing well! castelessGuardian here, to update you about some of the roles that are currently vacant! We'd love to hear some auditions!
ALL AUDITIONERS SHOULD BE 17+ OF AGE!!!
Cast-wise, we are currently looking for:
Broadway Jane (mezzo / contralto)
Broadway Roxy (mezzo / soprano)
Broadway Dirk (baritone / tenor)
Broadway Feferi (soprano)
For our staff, we are also looking for Five (5) more artists for song cover art and One (01) more lyricist to help our team come up with parody lyrics!
For singers, auditions should be one (1) song, Acapella (with no backing track) so we can hear your voice work! The mp3 should be emailed to [email protected], where we the mod team will listen over it and decide from there what kind of callback to give!
For artists, auditions should be Three (3) of your favorite Homestuck art pieces, sent in to [email protected]. We will then review and possibly send a callback in the form of a quick sketch mock-up of track art.
For lyricists, please send us a parody of a song you made (doesn't necessarily have to be Homestuck) to [email protected] and we will judge based on rhythm, syllabic structure, rhyming, all that fun stuff! There will be no callbacks for lyricists.
If you have any questions, feel free to reach out to our inbox or send inquiries to, once again, [email protected]!
The things i do for beautiful blue women. Such as vocally duking it out with an actual juggalo bard. Ladies gentlemen and those outside such identifiers now presenting a battle of voice with @broadway-gamzee
Hello all, hope you're doing well! castelessGuardian here, to update you about some of the roles that are currently vacant! We'd love to hear some auditions!
Cast-wise, we are currently looking for:
Broadway Dirk (high baritone / tenor)
Broadway Feferi (soprano)
For our staff, we are also looking for Five (5) more artists for song cover art!
For singers, auditions should be one (1) song, Acapella (with no backing track) so we can hear your voice work! The mp3 should be emailed to [email protected], where we the mod team will listen over it and decide from there what kind of callback to give!
For artists, auditions should be Three (3) of your favorite Homestuck art pieces, sent in to [email protected]. We will then review and possibly send a callback in the form of a quick sketch mock-up of track art.
If you have any questions, feel free to reach out to our inbox or send inquiries to, once again, [email protected]!
I'VE TRIED SOME EXPERIMENTAL SHIT ON THIS ONE. LISTEN WITH HEADPHONES IF POSSIBLE.
@broadway-gamzee WE CAN STILL FIX THINGS... RIGHT?
LYRICS BELOW THE CUT, BY @atrociouslysimple, ART TRACK BY @ixth
[WHEN YOU'RE SOBER]
Don’t honk at me.
If you're pale for me,
You wouldn’t be here without me.
You want me,
Don’t kill me.
Clear up your mind.
Should I let you kill?
Lose them all?
No, maybe you can remember yourself.
Can’t stop consuming,
You’re only deceiving yourself .
And I’m sick of this life,
But I’m too late.
Don’t honk at me.
If you're pale for me,
You wouldn’t be here without me.
You want me,
Don’t kill me.
Clear up your mind.
I can’t take the blame.
Too scared for shame.
I am terrified to lose you post game.
Self growing hatred,
No wonder you’re fated.
I won’t be your victim this time,
It’s still too late.
Don’t honk at me.
If you're pale for me,
You wouldn’t be here without me.
You want me,
Don’t kill me.
Clear up your mind.
You show no mercy when you’re sober.
You only kill them cause the game’s over,
We’re over.
How could I have lost paradise?
How could I - you know never mind.
So no killing me.
If you’re pale for me,
They wouldn’t be dead without me.
Don’t lie to me,
Settle down please.
I’ve cleared up your mind.
For our staff, we are also looking for Four (4) more artists for song cover art!
-For singers, auditions should be one (1) song, Acapella (with no backing track) so we can hear your voice work! The mp3 should be emailed to [email protected], where we the mod team will listen over it and decide from there what kind of callback to give!
-For artists, auditions should be Three (3) of your favorite Homestuck art pieces, sent in to [email protected]. We will then review and possibly send a callback in the form of a quick sketch mock-up of track art.
If you have any questions, feel free to reach out to our inbox or send inquiries to, once again, [email protected]!