BrOaDwAy GaMzEe

i CaNt ReMeMbEr HoW i MoThErFuCkIn GoT hErE bUt I mIgHt As WeLl MaKe SoMe MuSic :o) -theatricallyCuddly

[broadway-gamzee]

sOnG lIsT bRoS

HoLy ShIt My DuDeS

i'M bLoWn AwAy By HoW mOtHeRfUcKiN eAgEr PeOpLe SeEm To HaVe Me LaY dOwN a VeRsE oR tWo

ThAt SaId, I nEeD tO mAkE a FuCkIn LiSt To KeEp My ThInKpAn On StRaIgHt

ThIs AiNt GoNnA bE iN oRdEr By AnY mEaNs :o) HoNeYbEaSt WiTh Me, HoNk

little clown, TROUBLING CLOWN

oK (bY 8 GrAvEs JuSt BeCaUsE i KnOw ImA mOtHeRfUcKiN fOrGeT)

hApPy LiTtLe PiLl (ReQuEsT)

UnHoLy (By KiSs, NoT tHe OtHeR oNe) (ReQuEsT)

hOlY dIvEr

[broadway-gamzee]

Terminal Capricity

WhAtS uP mOtHeRfUcKeRs FiNaLlY dOdGeD @broadwayy-kanaya lOnG eNoUgH tO uPlOaD a SoNg FoR oNcE i GoTtA gO sOoN cUz I cAn HeAr HeR pOiNtY sHoEs TaPpIn AcRoSs ThE fLoOr LoL bUt FoR nOw FeAsT yOuR hEaR sPoNgEs On SoMe WiCkEd BeAtS sTrAiGhT fRoM tHe MoThErFuCkIn SoUl ;O)

[broadway-gamzee]

theatricallyCuddly here

No quirk, just us, me using probably the last of my luck to do something most of my compatriots haven't had a chance to do as they've moved on:

I get a chance to say goodbye.

All I wanted to say is that it's been my upmost pleasure and honor being your Broadway Gamzee for the while that I have been. And before that, grandmaGingersnaps as well. It's been so fun being able to play with my voice and watch as testosterone has taken its hold over the past year, and I know it will only continue!

But due to life, well, life-ing, I have to bow out. I'm sure another Gamzee will fall into your laps soon, so don't worry about content! There will always be a hashtag GamzeeApologistSquad.

I've loved this ride. And maybe once life settles out, I'll do something else fun for a hobby where you can find me. But my curtain as Bway!Gamzee has fallen. And I love you all so so much.

[broadway-gamzee]

O cOmE aLl Ye MiRtHfUl ((O Come All Ye Faithful parody))

12tH pErIgEe WaS aLwAyS a WeIrD tImE fOr Me WiThOuT a LuSuS

mAyBe ThAtS wHy I fOlLoWeD tHe PaTh Of ThE mIrThFuL

((lyrics collaborated between candyGroove and myself, below cut))

O come all ye mirthful Joyful and triumphant O come ye, o come ye to shangri-la Come and behold him Hatched king of forever O may he let us serve him O may he let us serve him O may he let us serve him Cherub lord

O sing choirs of purples Sing in exultation O sing motherfuckers of blessed belief Relish the vast honk Glory for dark carnival O may he let us serve him O may he let us serve him O may he let us serve him Cherub lord

Yea lord we greet thee Hatched yet already here Lord English will be all glory giv'n Honks of the mirthful Lord of Time appearing O may he let us serve him O may he let us serve him O may he let us serve him Caliborn

[broadway-gamzee]

iVe BeEn A fOoL (bAkA mItAi PaRoDy)

SaYiNg Im SoRrY dOeSnT sEeM lIkE eNoUgH

i WaS sHiTtY fOr YoU @broadway-karkat

(Lyrics by me with assistance from greyscaleAngel, cover art by upbeatUlulation)

I’ve been such a fool Just like a wiggler I was making choices that I shouldn’t have You got hurt, looking into my orbs Try to fill, that quadrant I couldn’t hold

“I love you” are words I truly never knew I was always bad with what I need to say Tell me why, tell me how I ran away Couldn’t tell you “Goodbye, bro”

What have I done? There’s no use getting over you You’re still my bro, that I love, yet I hurt you so No matter how much Faygo I can knock back each day I just think of you, and just think of how, I’ve been a fool.

Oh man what a fool, and not in a mirthful way Lost the one who had faith in my crummy self Play the part, a painted juggalo No more feeling love, and no more feeling pale

Wandering alone inside these haunted vents Torturing Terezi just to be close to you Tell me why, tell me why I still try It's crystal clear that you've moved on

It isn’t fair, isn’t fair, motherfucking fair I am still pale, for you bro, and I want you back Never again, will I care for another, friend First I lost Tavros, then I pushed you back, I’m such a fool

What have I done? There’s no use getting over you You’re still my bro, that I love, yet I hurt you so No matter how much Faygo I can knock back each day I just think of you, and just think of how, I’ve been a fool.

It isn’t fair, isn’t fair, motherfucking fair I am still pale, for you bro, and I want you back Never again, will I care for another,friend Don’t think I deserve, any happiness, I’m such a fool

[broadway-gamzee]

broadway gamzee- BREAK MY MIND

heres the motherfuckin thing I KNOW LOTS OF MOTHERFUCKERS ARE RELEASING A SONG TODAY but im the scariest HONK honk (TRICK OR TREAT number two MOTHERFUCKERS)

((art by me, lyrics edited also by me, under the cut))

[Verse 1] Welcome little grub to the darkest carnival Come and join the fun, take a journey through the halls Watch the shadowed vents, lest the clown in me presents Taking every piece of innocence and smear it ‘cross the walls

So grab your only ammunition, your specibus will do The corridors are filled with fright when something's stalking through How long will you last through these memories of the past? Since without a light to shine the only soul that's left is yours

[Pre-Chorus] Forced down to reckoning Your dreams become the sickening You thought you were alone No, I beat you to the bone, I honk:

[Chorus] Break, break, break my mind Break it 'til the tale unwinds Force my thoughts through hell and back, or leave me alone tonight Break, break, break my heart Break me 'til I fall apart This can't be real, this can't be right Now die inside the flames of your fright

[Verse 2] You thought your safest place to be was right inside your block But once the clock begins to chime your fate will lead to doom You're looking left and right through the doors, you shut so tight But as long as you're away, they open up to scare you soon

So keep an eye on your husktop to summon help around Your chance to act is short enough to turn your mind unsound The puppet gets impatient from the overwhelmed sensation So I’m sure to keep him in my grasp, until my prey is found

[Pre-Chorus] Forced down to reckoning Your dreams become the sickening You thought you were alone No, I beat you to the bone, I honk

[Chorus] Break, break, break my mind Break it 'til the tale unwinds Force my thoughts through hell and back, or leave me alone tonight Break, break, break my heart Break me 'til I fall apart This can't be real, this can't be right Now die inside the flames of your fright

[Verse 3] Hey bro, why do you moan? I can't help but notice that you're all alone Your moirail clearly trusts you to be away without her honed claws That's not all, your blood caste is limited That can't be helpful to keep you prohibited Don't be scared, it's not like I care Your nightmare is all that we wanted prepared On your knees, there’s no guarantees That bow was just meant like you to be ruined The vent there, whoops, I wouldn't look over 'Cause Neppy's inside and she seems out of order Oh and look, you know these guys Feferi and Sollux don't look so alive My Tavbro is torn, your death was reborn You won’t survive since your will is gone

Watch your back, take a turn to the left and the right

There's no end in sight, your darkest of nights, they burn you inside, begin the drive

Watch your back, check the halls for your chance to survive

The shadows enraged, your mind's getting phased, your life is no longer safe

[Equius] I am all alone, I am surrounded by my fears Haunted with the shackles now they sent me straight to tears I'm not allowed to cry, 'cause they told me I would die Oh no, he’s getting near, spare her

[Chorus] Break, break, break my mind Break it 'til the tale unwinds Force my thoughts through hell and back, or leave me alone tonight Break, break, break my heart Break me 'til I fall apart This can't be real, this can't be right Now die inside the flames of your fright

[Post-Chorus] Watch your back, take a turn to the left and the right (Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide) Watch your back, try your best to survive the night (Nowhere to run, try and survive the night)

[Outro, Equius] He’s here

[broadway-gamzee]

aW mOtHeRfUcK

i WaS sO hYpEd FoR tHe HaLlOwEeN sPirIt WhEn I qUeUeD tHiS uP

tHaT i FoRgOt To CrEdIt My EqUiBrO

@broadway-equius cOnTrIbUtEd To ThIs TrEaT!

[broadway-gamzee]

broadway gamzee- BREAK MY MIND

heres the motherfuckin thing I KNOW LOTS OF MOTHERFUCKERS ARE RELEASING A SONG TODAY but im the scariest HONK honk (TRICK OR TREAT number two MOTHERFUCKERS)

((art by me, lyrics edited also by me, under the cut))

[Verse 1] Welcome little grub to the darkest carnival Come and join the fun, take a journey through the halls Watch the shadowed vents, lest the clown in me presents Taking every piece of innocence and smear it ‘cross the walls

So grab your only ammunition, your specibus will do The corridors are filled with fright when something's stalking through How long will you last through these memories of the past? Since without a light to shine the only soul that's left is yours

[Pre-Chorus] Forced down to reckoning Your dreams become the sickening You thought you were alone No, I beat you to the bone, I honk:

[Chorus] Break, break, break my mind Break it 'til the tale unwinds Force my thoughts through hell and back, or leave me alone tonight Break, break, break my heart Break me 'til I fall apart This can't be real, this can't be right Now die inside the flames of your fright

[Verse 2] You thought your safest place to be was right inside your block But once the clock begins to chime your fate will lead to doom You're looking left and right through the doors, you shut so tight But as long as you're away, they open up to scare you soon

So keep an eye on your husktop to summon help around Your chance to act is short enough to turn your mind unsound The puppet gets impatient from the overwhelmed sensation So I’m sure to keep him in my grasp, until my prey is found

[Pre-Chorus] Forced down to reckoning Your dreams become the sickening You thought you were alone No, I beat you to the bone, I honk

[Chorus] Break, break, break my mind Break it 'til the tale unwinds Force my thoughts through hell and back, or leave me alone tonight Break, break, break my heart Break me 'til I fall apart This can't be real, this can't be right Now die inside the flames of your fright

[Verse 3] Hey bro, why do you moan? I can't help but notice that you're all alone Your moirail clearly trusts you to be away without her honed claws That's not all, your blood caste is limited That can't be helpful to keep you prohibited Don't be scared, it's not like I care Your nightmare is all that we wanted prepared On your knees, there’s no guarantees That bow was just meant like you to be ruined The vent there, whoops, I wouldn't look over 'Cause Neppy's inside and she seems out of order Oh and look, you know these guys Feferi and Sollux don't look so alive My Tavbro is torn, your death was reborn You won’t survive since your will is gone

Watch your back, take a turn to the left and the right

There's no end in sight, your darkest of nights, they burn you inside, begin the drive

Watch your back, check the halls for your chance to survive

The shadows enraged, your mind's getting phased, your life is no longer safe

[Equius] I am all alone, I am surrounded by my fears Haunted with the shackles now they sent me straight to tears I'm not allowed to cry, 'cause they told me I would die Oh no, he’s getting near, spare her

[Chorus] Break, break, break my mind Break it 'til the tale unwinds Force my thoughts through hell and back, or leave me alone tonight Break, break, break my heart Break me 'til I fall apart This can't be real, this can't be right Now die inside the flames of your fright

[Post-Chorus] Watch your back, take a turn to the left and the right (Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide) Watch your back, try your best to survive the night (Nowhere to run, try and survive the night)

[Outro, Equius] He’s here

[broadway-gamzee]

bRoAdWaY gAmZeE - aN uNhEaLtHy ObSeSsIoN

bAcK oFf @broadway-jake Or MaYbE.... <3<?

(mY tRiCk Or TrEaT dUo DrOp ToDaY.....)

((lyrics for my verse done by me, Jake's verse by himself, below the cut))

[Verse 1: Gamzee] They call it creeping, I say pity, it's the only way for me Filling out papers, sign whatever but I stay outside her reach I name your poppop and your father and that lusus that you keep I know your favorite place to eat at when your Bucks come in each week I know you launder shit on one day and you separate your whites and that your wheeled device needs tires cuz last week I laid those spikes I've got a bunch of instant photos with all the dates down in red ink I sneak a walkie-talkie in your room to listen to you sleep…

[Chorus] You just don't know it yet but you love me and I love you the same One day we'll have a human wedding and I'll be your everything We'll be together, yes forever, we will never ever part Oh you don't know it yet but baby I've already got your heart

[Verse 2: Jake] Some call it fronting, I say hunting keeping you inside my sights I'm sure I have no need to ask, to keep you safe throughout the night.. You've got those eyes that drive me crazy, and I've got eyes to watch you sleep I brought a smoke pipe and some whiskey for my stakeout in your tree… outside your house.. shhhh. gotta be as quiet as a mouse, or else you'll call the knights And I'll get sent to dumb therapy with the seer of the light and night by night I am collecting all the things you leave behind and when you don't I rummage through your bins to see what I can find…

[Chorus] You just don't know it yet but you love me and I love you the same One day we'll have a human wedding and I'll be your everything We'll be together, yes forever, we will never ever part Oh you don't know it yet but baby I've already got your heart

You just don't know it yet but you love me and I love you the same One day we'll have a human wedding and I'll be your everything We'll be together, yes forever, we will never ever part Oh you don't know it yet but baby I've already got your heart

[broadway-stuck]

CASTING CALL - 10/30/2023

hi all!! anticipatedAffliction here to update you about some of our unfilled roles atm!

we do have a new email that you can direct your auditions to: [email protected]

ALL AUDITIONERS SHOULD BE 17+ OF AGE!!!

cast-wise, we are currently looking for:

Broadway Jane (mezzo / contralto)

Broadway Vriska (alto / mezzo-soprano)

Broadway Terezi (mezzo / soprano)

Broadway Feferi (soprano)

as for staff, we are also looking for Five (5) more artists for song cover art!

for singers, auditions should be one (1) song, acapella (with no backing track) so we can hear your voice work! the mp3 should be emailed to [email protected], where we the mod team will listen over it and decide from there what kind of callback to give!

for artists, auditions should be three (3) of your favorite Homestuck art pieces, sent in to [email protected]. we will then review and possibly send a callback in the form of a quick sketch mock-up of track art.

If you have any questions, feel free to reach out to our inbox or send inquiries to, once again, [email protected]!

ALL AUDITIONERS SHOULD BE 17+ OF AGE!!!

looking forward to hearing your lovely voices and seeing your lovely art! <3

-aa

[broadway-gamzee]

FaYgO --

i HaVe No ExCuSe FoR tHiS

i GeNuInElY jUsT bOp To ThE oRiGiNaL sOnG sO mUcH tHaT i HaD tO dO tHiS

aS a TrEaT :o)

((lyrics edited by yours truly, under the cut))

[Verse 1] Tell me to go cuz you know that we will You drink your friends like Faygo You say, we go where nobody knows Got clubs hidden under our baggy clothes No we're never gonna quit it No we're never gonna quit it, no Now we run, run away from the boys from the blue And my block smells like Faygo Hey now think about what to do I think about what to say, I think about how to think Pause it, play it, pause it play it, pause it

[Chorus] Oh we go where nobody knows With clubs hidden under our baggy clothes No we're never gonna quit it No we're never gonna quit it, no Yeah we're dressed in black from head to toe We've got clubs hidden under our baggy clothes No we're never gonna quit it No we're never gonna quit it, no

[Post-Chorus] Now you're never gonna quit it Now you're never gonna quit it Now you're never gonna quit it If you don't stop drinking it That's what she said She said we're dressed in black, head to toe With clubs hidden under our baggy clothes No we're never gonna quit it No we're never gonna quit it, no

[Verse 2] Hey now we can’t change course as we’re approaching the end Oh my hair smells like Faygo Hey now you say you're gonna quit it But you're never gonna quit it Go get it, go get it Got get it, go get it, go! And play it cool

[Chorus] Oh we go where nobody knows With clubs hidden under our baggy clothes No we're never gonna quit it No we're never gonna quit it, no Yeah we're dressed in black from head to toe We've got clubs hidden under our baggy clothes No we're never gonna quit it No we're never gonna quit it, no

[Bridge] Well I think we better go, seriously better go Said the seas are here you know Seriously better go Oh oh, well I think we better go Said the seas are here you know Said Tavros better know Seriously better go

[Chorus] Oh we go where nobody knows With clubs hidden under our baggy clothes No we're never gonna quit it No we're never gonna quit it, no Yeah we're dressed in black from head to toe We've got clubs hidden under our baggy clothes No we're never gonna quit it No we're never gonna quit it, no

[Bridge] Well I think we better go, seriously better go Said the seas are here you know Seriously better go Oh oh, well I think we better go Said the seas are here you know Said Tavros better know Seriously better go

[broadway-stuck]

CASTING CALL - 09/28/2023

Hello all, hope you're doing well! castelessGuardian here, to update you about some of the roles that are currently vacant! We'd love to hear some auditions!

ALL AUDITIONERS SHOULD BE 17+ OF AGE!!!

Cast-wise, we are currently looking for:

Broadway Jane (mezzo / contralto)

Broadway Roxy (mezzo / soprano)

Broadway Dirk (baritone / tenor)

Broadway Feferi (soprano)

For our staff, we are also looking for Five (5) more artists for song cover art and One (01) more lyricist to help our team come up with parody lyrics!

For singers, auditions should be one (1) song, Acapella (with no backing track) so we can hear your voice work! The mp3 should be emailed to [email protected], where we the mod team will listen over it and decide from there what kind of callback to give!

For artists, auditions should be Three (3) of your favorite Homestuck art pieces, sent in to [email protected]. We will then review and possibly send a callback in the form of a quick sketch mock-up of track art.

For lyricists, please send us a parody of a song you made (doesn't necessarily have to be Homestuck) to [email protected] and we will judge based on rhythm, syllabic structure, rhyming, all that fun stuff! There will be no callbacks for lyricists.

If you have any questions, feel free to reach out to our inbox or send inquiries to, once again, [email protected]!

ALL AUDITIONERS SHOULD BE 17+ OF AGE!!!

Looking forward to seeing and hearing from y'all!

-CG

[broadway-jake]

Visit Original Link

The things i do for beautiful blue women. Such as vocally duking it out with an actual juggalo bard. Ladies gentlemen and those outside such identifiers now presenting a battle of voice with @broadway-gamzee

Lyrics are the same as the original.

[broadway-gamzee]

oOoO yOu WaNnA hAtE kIsS mE sO bAd >;o)

[broadway-gamzee]

yOu WoUlDnT mOtHeRfUcKiN bElIeVe ThE eFfOrT

tHe ShEeR bAcKbReAkInG wOrK

i PuT iNtO mY sIdE hUsTlE

((lyrics by greyscaleAngel below cut, art/panel edit by candyGroove))

It's a thankless job;

But SOMEBODY'S got to do it!

Fillin' up the flasks here bit by bit, 

Drainin' out the 'potions' slow…

Harvestin' my pals up for the honk!

Savin' up their bodies in the fridge!

No one ever thanks me when I'm done,

How self absorbed people can be!

With a splice: brand new sprites!

Eenie-meenie-minie-mo~o~o~o!

With kernels, and a pitch;

Returnin' my friends good as new!

it's a thankless job…

BUT MTH'FUCKER'S GOTTA DO IT!

like scourdrays 

and a broom!

No OnE wAnTs A tHaNkLeSs JoB :o(

[broadway-stuck]

OPEN ROLES - 09/13/2023

Hello all, hope you're doing well! castelessGuardian here, to update you about some of the roles that are currently vacant! We'd love to hear some auditions!

Cast-wise, we are currently looking for:

Broadway Dirk (high baritone / tenor)

Broadway Feferi (soprano)

For our staff, we are also looking for Five (5) more artists for song cover art!

For singers, auditions should be one (1) song, Acapella (with no backing track) so we can hear your voice work! The mp3 should be emailed to [email protected], where we the mod team will listen over it and decide from there what kind of callback to give!

For artists, auditions should be Three (3) of your favorite Homestuck art pieces, sent in to [email protected]. We will then review and possibly send a callback in the form of a quick sketch mock-up of track art.

If you have any questions, feel free to reach out to our inbox or send inquiries to, once again, [email protected]!

ALL AUDITIONERS SHOULD BE 17+ OF AGE!!!

Looking forward to seeing and hearing from y'all!

-CG

[broadway-karkat]

Visit Original Link

I'VE TRIED SOME EXPERIMENTAL SHIT ON THIS ONE. LISTEN WITH HEADPHONES IF POSSIBLE.

@broadway-gamzee WE CAN STILL FIX THINGS... RIGHT?

LYRICS BELOW THE CUT, BY @atrociouslysimple, ART TRACK BY @ixth

[WHEN YOU'RE SOBER]

Don’t honk at me. If you're pale for me, You wouldn’t be here without me. You want me, Don’t kill me. Clear up your mind.

Should I let you kill? Lose them all? No, maybe you can remember yourself. Can’t stop consuming, You’re only deceiving yourself . And I’m sick of this life, But I’m too late.

Don’t honk at me. If you're pale for me, You wouldn’t be here without me. You want me, Don’t kill me. Clear up your mind.

I can’t take the blame. Too scared for shame. I am terrified to lose you post game. Self growing hatred, No wonder you’re fated. I won’t be your victim this time, It’s still too late.

Don’t honk at me. If you're pale for me, You wouldn’t be here without me. You want me, Don’t kill me. Clear up your mind.

You show no mercy when you’re sober. You only kill them cause the game’s over, We’re over.

How could I have lost paradise? How could I - you know never mind.

So no killing me. If you’re pale for me, They wouldn’t be dead without me. Don’t lie to me, Settle down please. I’ve cleared up your mind.

[broadway-gamzee]

kArBrO hAvE yOu EvEr CoNsIdErEd MaYbE iM nOt ThE tRoLl YoU wAnT oR mOtHeRfUcKiN nEeD mE tO bE

[broadway-stuck]

OPEN ROLES - August 22, 2023

Hello again!

Mod theatricallyCuddly coming at'cha with an update on role openings!

Cast-wise, we are currently looking for:

Broadway Dirk (high baritone / tenor) Broadway Feferi (soprano)

For our staff, we are also looking for Four (4) more artists for song cover art!

-For singers, auditions should be one (1) song, Acapella (with no backing track) so we can hear your voice work! The mp3 should be emailed to [email protected], where we the mod team will listen over it and decide from there what kind of callback to give!

-For artists, auditions should be Three (3) of your favorite Homestuck art pieces, sent in to [email protected]. We will then review and possibly send a callback in the form of a quick sketch mock-up of track art.

If you have any questions, feel free to reach out to our inbox or send inquiries to, once again, [email protected]!

Looking forward to seeing and hearing from y'all!

-tc

[broadway-gamzee]

hApPy LiTtLe PiE-

LiStEn

ThE pIe Is ReAlLy GoOd

((Lyrics by lyricalkarkat, below the cut))

[Verse 1]

In the crowd, alone

And every second passing

Unwinding 'till I'm prone

Bright lights and pretty sounds

Are singing like a tone

Unknown, unknown

[Pre-Chorus]

All glazed eyes, empty hearts

Buying happy as sense departs

Losing time in a spill

Sipping life from bottles

Loose limbed in churchyards

Goin' down like a house of cards

Brains drained, drawling lilt and

[Chorus]

My happy little pie

Take me away

Dry my eyes

Bring colour to my highs

My sweet little pie

Take my hunger

Lay spinnin'

Numb, I grin

[Verse 2]

Like a rock, I float

Slime and conversations

Slip in through my throat

More calls when it's not enough

I'll take a dip into the

Unknown, unknown

[Pre-Chorus]

All glazed eyes, empty hearts

Buying happy as sense departs

Losing time in a spill

Sipping life from bottles

Loose limbed in churchyards

Goin' down like a house of cards

Brains drained, drawling lilt and

[Chorus]

My happy little pie

Take me away

Dry my eyes

Bring colour to my highs

My sweet little pie

Take my hunger

Lay spinnin'

Numb, I grin

[Instrumental Bridge]

[Pre-Chorus]

Glazed eyes, empty hearts

Buying happy as sense departs

Losing time in a spill

Sipping life from bottles

Loose limbed in churchyards

Goin' down like a house of cards

Brains drained, drawling lilt and

[Chorus]

My happy little pie

Take me away

Dry my eyes

Bring colour to my highs

My sweet little pie

Take my hunger

Lay spinnin’

Numb, I grin