Broadway Rose

Rose Lalonde at your service.

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The times. They truly are, if you can believe it, a-changin'.

Years pass as they are wont to do, and with the turning of the clock we usher in a new era of the Lalonde legacy. I go by the moniker trillingTracheotomy (TT), and I delighted to bloom into your new Rose.

I will humbly accept requests and you're welcome to send inspiration my way, there is power in numbers and we can all overcome our writer's block one way or another. 💜

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Happy 4/13 everyone!! May all the Johns/Junes/and Janes have a very happy birthday and enjoy all of us being a little froggy.

Let's play the music, light the lights, dress up right and enjoy a fun day today!

lyrics made by gigglingGummybear along with @kyleehenke who also did the mixing! and the adorable cover art was done by entomicAnomaly

lyrics are under the cut

Why are there so many songs about Homestuck And why they’re all on Broadway? Maybe it's fun here, to see them all up there Just singing and dancing away

So we've been told that it's cringe or a waste I don't care now, it's my dream Someday I'll find it The rainbow connection The stage hands, the singers, and me

Who said that every song Would be karkalicious Just stuck on repeat world wide But each note, to melody And lyric to song Inspired and starry-eyed

It sounds amazing, with glorious phrasing A chorus of pals and a beat I think I’ve found it The rainbow connection The stage hands, the singers, and me

All singing perfect harmony  This moment feeling just like magic

I’ve gazed onto the stage My eyes filled with wonder Their hands stretched out reaching to me Music sounds sweeter when we sing together I join them all up here see

I’ve felt it too many times to ignore it  It’s something that I’m supposed to be I know I’ve found it The rainbow connection The stage hands, the singers, and me

La da da dee da da dum  Da da da da dee da da doo

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when we get to all come together and join in utter harmony, it truly is the most wonderful time of the year.

credit to angelicCompatriot and entomicAnomaly for our holly jolly cover art

thank you so much to @kyleehenke for lending her incredible talents in various different roles for this number, and the biggest thank you to everyone thats stuck around and supported us through 2025.

more coming for 2026, here's to another wonderful year!

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Something a little chilling for the season. Part of Broadwaystuck's SAHCon show! Track art by @coastalglowstone!

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D --> Featuring @broadway-rose and @broadwayy-kanaya

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Gaga, eat your heart out.

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A belated duet with my beloved, my Valentine, @broadwayy-kanaya. We bring you a cover of a long-time favorite of ours, Chasing Cars by Snow Patrol. By all means, do enjoy.

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I wanna ruin our friendship, we should be lovers instead~

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The last song in my mini album, a sorrowful departure from the venture, but worry not, a new song shall come out shortly after.

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Celebration, time is coming, new sensations, ain't that something~

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I figured, as a nice second to last song before our send off for this album, why not celebrate as though it were my birthday~

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I wish you'd be as dirty as my car~

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The last 2 songs are coming up soon.

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I'm the swan that crashed on your lawn~

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Another dance song for the mini album, enjoy~

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Let me in or I'll get physical with you~

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Here's something a little different for you all, also happy pride, I will be doing more songs by this artist to celebrate~

Lyrics:

Oh, let me in or I'll get physical with you

I just gotta dance right now, it's critical to do

No, I haven't had no dope

Lift up the velvet rope

Mr doorman stop teasing

I'm freezing out here

See, I've got friends inside

It's my birthday tonight

And I'm not wearing trainers

Not to mention knickers

It's futile to debate

With St Peter at the gate

Made of protein milkshake

And low carb intake

'Cause all in all you're just

Another prick at the door

Oh, let me in or I'll get physical with you

I just gotta dance right now, it's critical to do

Bouncer, hey bouncer,

Bouncer, bounce bounce bouncer

I just gotta dance right now, it's critical

Bouncer, bouncer

Bouncer, empowered and aroused

I see it in your trousers

And in the way you browse her

What? Her dress is up to waterline

That bitch is clearly borderline

Nose as white as Snow White's, in moonlight

We stand in awe in front of

Another prick at the door

Oh, let me in or I'll get physical with you

I just gotta dance right now, it's critical to do

Bouncer, hey bouncer,

Bouncer, bounce bounce bouncer

I just gotta dance right now, it's critical

Bouncer, hey bouncer

Bounce bounce bouncer

Oh, let me in or I'll get physical

I just gotta dance right now, it's critical

So you can play karate

You thick illiterati

I'm a black belt in life

So go home to your ugly wife

You forgot in your wisdom

The window to the ladies room

A whole new possibility for a cat like me

Oh, let me in or I'll get physical with you

I just gotta dance right now, it's critical to do

Bouncer, hey bouncer,

Bouncer, bounce bounce bouncer

I just gotta dance right now, it's critical

Bouncer, hey bouncer

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Yeah, with a girl like that it's serious~

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Lyrics:

There's a girl who is so wonderful

The girl you see you cannot find back home

And the mistresses run like spiders when she comes

'Cause she's demeter and she is baubo

Yeah, with a girl like that it's serious

Senoritas, don't follow her!

Soon she will eat your hearts like cereals

Sweet lolitas, don't go - you're still young!

But every night they fall like dominos

How she does it only Skaia knows

All the other trolls turn gay wherever she goes - WOW!

Yeah, with a girl like that it's serious

Senoritas, don't follow her!

Soon she will eat your hearts like cereals

Sweet lolitas, don't go - you're still young

Yeah, with a girl like that it's serious

Senoritas, don't go - please don't go!

Soon she will eat your hearts like cereals

Sweet lolitas, don't go - you're still young

Sweet lolitas, don't go - you're still young

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Come take these eyes, I would rather be blind~

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Lyrics:

(warning, rough English translation! May not be fully correct since the og lyrics are Italian)

A long time ago

a fatal bird named

Chromaggia

met the arrow of an archer while flying.

Along the lava coasts

for years, thinking it was being

chased

it escaped the arrow

Chromaggia chromaggia

why don't you face danger?

the arrow was attached to its wing

and it flew trying to shake it off

Pulling the arrow

others get wounded because of me

because of me

down! towards the devil's mouth!

its arrow, my eyes

Chromaggia, come takes these eyes!

I would rather be... blind

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My heart entreats, just hear those savage beats~

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@broadwayy-kanaya I dedicate this one to you my dear, I burn for each time we participate in this tango~

(cover art by ghostlyGrimalkin)

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Happy birthday, CrockerBerts, and happy 4/13 to the rest! Thank you for another great Homestuck day! For this wondrous occasion, we bring you a lesser known gem from Horizonanadyomene on YouTube (original: Here)

As well, thanks to our talented caballineToxophallic for providing the cover art and the amazing auricTruism for mixing this so beautifully!

The lyrics as they were distributed below the cut:

[ROSE] All these familiar faces even in a world that is new it still feels like i know you

[KANAYA] Through seldom-traveled places we began a story with every step and rewrote it with every breath

You know that we

[EQUIUS] We tried to prove we have the best intentions we tried to understand through education

[SOLLUX] We tried to live in our imaginations some things don't back down

[DOC SCRATCH] The water's rising a green horizon

[CALLIOPE] Maybe you and i will be reborn, too

[CALIBORN] Well it's been ages a thousand pages imposed on one another but i still remember you

[CALLIOPE] We are wandering stars in sweet harmony

[DOC SCRATCH] We're all part of a symphony of a changing universe

[ARADIA] Us young adventurers

[JADE] One life to show us what you're made of just drop the fear, jump a tier, find the shade of your soul all reflected around you yes, you will know when you've finally found you

[DIRK] Each life we might have lived through every part of us still exists; every fragment is endless

[JANE] This world we've walked on into even when it feels overwhelming, it's just the beginning

[VRISKA] The water's rising a new horizon maybe you and i will be reborn, too

[ROXY] Well it's been ages a thousand stages imposed on one another but i still remember you

[ERIDAN] We are wandering stars in sweet harmony we're all part of a symphony of a changing universe

[JOHN] From a thousand different worlds on another kind of earth us young adventurers

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Happy 4/13 everyone~

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It's a murder on the dancefloor, but you better not kill the groove~

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This song was surprisingly very enjoyable to perform.

Wonderful artistry of me was designed by callabineToxophallic

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Have A Joyful Human Quadrant Festival Day Everyone

(Thank You To @broadway-rose For Your Lovely Vocal Performance)

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I love you my dear~