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waddappp party peeps heheh hi guys hope yove all ben swell me? ive been hitin the jim doing my pilates lol u know wut rymes with pilates pil-part-ees!!!!!!!!! * pronuncd party cuz the pil is rlly silent shh hahaha dunno what else to rite rofl k gudbye! :)

sick covr art by caballineToxophallic @broadway-dave helped with like litrally evrythin else lol

o yeh lyrics n stuf lol

Wake up in the mornin' alchemizing some kitties (cat noises) Grab my glasses, I'm out the door, I'm gonna hit this city (more cat noises) Before I leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack 'Cause when I leave for the night, I ain't comin' back

I'm talkin' pedicure on my toes, (toes) Tryin' on all my clothes, (clothes) Boys blowin' up my phone, (phone) Drop-toppin', playin' my favorite CDs Pullin' up to the parties, tryna- hey. . . There's nobody here :(

Don't stop, make it pop, DJ, blow my speakers up Tonight, I'ma fight 'til we see the sunlight Tick-tock on the clock, but the party don't stop, no meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

Don't stop, make it pop, DJ, blow my speakers up Tonight, I'ma fight 'til we see the sunlight Tick-tock on the clock, but the party don't stop, no meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

Ain't got a care in the world, but got plenty of beer Ain't got no money in my pocket, but I'm already here (how did I get here?) And now those chess dudes linin' up 'cause they hear I got somethin that they wantin i got nothin all i say is "What pumpkin?"

I'm talkin' 'bout everybody gettin' crunk (crunk) Dance till I find my funk (funk) Stay shootin till I get too drunk, (drunk) Now, now we go until they kick us out (out) Or the police shut us down, (down) Police shut us down, down, po-po shut us (dow-)

Don't stop, make it pop, DJ, blow my speakers up Tonight, I'ma fight 'til we see the sunlight Tick-tock on the clock, but the party don't stop, no meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

Don't stop, make it pop, DJ, blow my speakers up Tonight, I'ma fight 'til we see the sunlight Tick-tock on the clock, but the party don't stop, no meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

(DJ) you build me up, you break me down My heart, it pounds, yeah, you got me With my hands up, you got me now You got that sound, yeah, you got me (oh, oh, oh)

(DJ), you build me up, you break me down My heart, it pounds, yeah, you got me (oh, oh, oh) With my hands up, put your hands up, put your hands up

Now the party don't... ...stop- start... ...til... ...don't start til...

*burp*

Don't stop, make it pop, DJ, blow my speakers up Tonight, I'ma fight 'til we see the sunlight Tick-tock on the clock, but the party don't stop, no meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

Don't stop, make it pop, DJ, blow my speakers up Tonight, I'ma fight 'til we see the sunlight Tick-tock on the clock, but the party don't stop, no meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

meow

[broadway-stuck]

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Happy birthday, CrockerBerts, and happy 4/13 to the rest! Thank you for another great Homestuck day! For this wondrous occasion, we bring you a lesser known gem from Horizonanadyomene on YouTube (original: Here)

As well, thanks to our talented caballineToxophallic for providing the cover art and the amazing auricTruism for mixing this so beautifully!

The lyrics as they were distributed below the cut:

[ROSE] All these familiar faces even in a world that is new it still feels like i know you

[KANAYA] Through seldom-traveled places we began a story with every step and rewrote it with every breath

You know that we

[EQUIUS] We tried to prove we have the best intentions we tried to understand through education

[SOLLUX] We tried to live in our imaginations some things don't back down

[DOC SCRATCH] The water's rising a green horizon

[CALLIOPE] Maybe you and i will be reborn, too

[CALIBORN] Well it's been ages a thousand pages imposed on one another but i still remember you

[CALLIOPE] We are wandering stars in sweet harmony

[DOC SCRATCH] We're all part of a symphony of a changing universe

[ARADIA] Us young adventurers

[JADE] One life to show us what you're made of just drop the fear, jump a tier, find the shade of your soul all reflected around you yes, you will know when you've finally found you

[DIRK] Each life we might have lived through every part of us still exists; every fragment is endless

[JANE] This world we've walked on into even when it feels overwhelming, it's just the beginning

[VRISKA] The water's rising a new horizon maybe you and i will be reborn, too

[ROXY] Well it's been ages a thousand stages imposed on one another but i still remember you

[ERIDAN] We are wandering stars in sweet harmony we're all part of a symphony of a changing universe

[JOHN] From a thousand different worlds on another kind of earth us young adventurers

[kingspirals]

Easing myself back into posting weekly on youtube with my latest (and first) song on @broadway-roxy!

Not going to be making a habit out of posting homestuck on main, but It's a good way to kick everything back off again >;]

[broadway-jake]

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Sometimes you show your assets and sometimes you hail them for the public.

A jolly good time working on this performance with @broadway-roxy. The headphone requirement is not for show ;*

We changed only a few lyrics but they and the divvy are below the cut.

JAKE:

I wanna be your slave, 

I wanna be your master

ROXY:

I wanna make your heartbeat

 run like rollercoasters

JAKE:

I wanna be a good boy, 

I wanna be a gangster

ROXY:

'Cause you could be the beauty 

and I could be the monster

I love you since this morning, 

not just for aesthetic

JAKE:

I wanna touch your body, 

so fucking electric

ROXY:

I know you're scared of me, 

you say that I'm too eccentric

JAKE:

I'm crying all my tears 

and that's fucking pathetic

I wanna make you hungry, 

then I wanna feed ya

ROXY:

I wanna paint your face 

like you're my Mona Lisa

JAKE:

I wanna be a champion, 

I wanna be a loser

ROXY:

I'll even be a clown 

'cause I just wanna amuse ya

I wanna be your sex toy, 

I wanna be your teacher

JAKE:

I wanna be your sin, 

I wanna be your preacher

ROXY:

I wanna make you love me, 

then I wanna leave ya

JAKE:

'Cause, baby, I'm your Harley 

and you're my Lord English

Uh-huh

Mhm, uh-huh

ROXY:

Because I'm the devil who's searching for redemption

And I'm a killer who's searching for redemption

And I'm a blonde girl who's searching for redemption

BOTH:

A motherfucking monster who's searching for redemption

JAKE:

And I'm a bad guy who's searching for redemption

And I'm a hunter who's searching for redemption

And I'm a freak that is searching for redemption

BOTH:

A motherfucking monster who's searching for redemption

ROXY:

I wanna be your slave, 

I wanna be your master

JAKE:

I wanna make your heartbeat 

run like rollercoasters

ROXY:

I wanna be a good boy, 

I wanna be a gangster

JAKE:

'Cause you can be the beauty 

and I could be the monster

I wanna make you quiet, 

I wanna make you nervous

ROXY:

I wanna set you free 

but I'm too fucking jealous

JAKE:

I wanna pull your strings 

like you're my Telecaster

ROXY:

And if you want to use me, 

I could be your puppet

JAKE:

'Cause I'm the devil who's searching for redemption

ROXY:

And I'm a hacker who's searching for redemption

JAKE:

And I'm a killer who's searching for redemption

BOTH:

A motherfucking monster who's searching for redemption

BOTH:

I wanna be your slave, I wanna be your master

[broadway-nepeta]

Ladies, Gentlemen, nonbinary pals, Give it up for the classy and more refined: MEOWBEAST DOLLS!!!!

:33< @broadway-john cute how you think you guys were the only ones with a cover :33

[broadway-dave]

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let it be known to the masses that this was purely and completely ironic

featuring rolal (@broadway-roxy)

lyrics under the cut

Look at me and tell me the truth What do you do When people don't know what we go through? They see my blonde hair Red eyes and class But they don't know I have a really big heart

Please don't get me wrong I know that I'm hot But textbook perfection really takes a lot Weird guys call my phone And girls call me names But like Miley said, "I can't be tamed"

Hot girls, we have problems too We're just like you, except we're hot  The world needs to open their eyes and realize We're not perfect and sometimes we lie

I got the look I got the butt But those things don't make me a [redacted] Boys call me stuck-up Girls say I'm conceited On behalf of all hot girls, those comments aren't needed

Just 'cause I'm pretty I have to be dumb I don't care about wits, I just wanna have fun People start rumors And say things about me Funny thing is I didn't go to the party

Hot girls, we have problems too We're just like you, except we're hot 

The world needs to open their eyes and realize We're not perfect and sometimes we Hot girls, we have problems too We're just like you, except we're hot  The world needs to open their eyes and realize We're not perfect and sometimes we lie (Ha)

Why, oh, why can't you see You all are just like me? We make mistakes and get in trouble Now you know our hot girl struggle

Hot girls, we have problems too We're just like you, except we're hot  The world needs to open their eyes and realize We're not perfect and sometimes we Hot girls, we have problems too We're just like you, except we're hot The world needs to open their eyes and realize We're not perfect and sometimes we lie

Just kidding We're perfect

[broadway-jane]

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Sooo... @broadway-roxy and I seem to have something to discuss. A lot of somethings, really. Many, many somethings.

Happy Valentines Day

Lyrics collaborated between myself and @broadway-roxy, below the cut:

Roxy:

Janey Darlin, you’re my best friend

But there’s a few things that you don’t know

How I wish that you’d just look my way

Maybe hold my hand too and just stay

I wanna ruin our friendship

We should be lovers instead

I don’t know how to say this

Cause you’re really my dearest friend

Jane:

Roxy Darlin, you’re my best friend

I’ve been doing bad things that you don’t know about

Holding that gift you gave to me then

Give it a kiss cuz it means the world to me

I wanna ruin our friendship

We should be lovers instead

I don’t know how to say this

Cause you’re really my dearest friend

Roxy:

Janey take my hand cause we are more than friends

I will follow you until the end

Jane:

Roxy take my hand I cannot pretend

Why I never like your new boyfriend

Roxy:

Oh your love for them won’t last long

Jane:

Forget those amigos

Both:

I wanna ruin our friendship

We should be lovers instead

I don’t know how to say this

Cause you’re really my dearest friend

[homestuck-parodies]

Homemade Dynamite

Sung by Roxy Lalonde - A parody of 'Homemade Dynamite' by Lorde

A bunch of rebel god tier teenage Screw-ups with nowhere to be (ooh-oh) We’ve all been here before And I think that you might feel the same as me At least to some degree

Let's let things come out of the woodwork I'll give you my best side, thought that we were allies Yeah, awesome, right?

So let's let things come out of the woodwork I was took by surprise, why can’t you all realise? Thought we were rolling, besties that I belove Dancing with our shoes off Know I think you're awesome, right?

Our rules, our dreams, we're blind Blowing shit up with homemade d-d-d-dynamite

Our bonds, our game, falling behind Blowing shit up with homemade d-d-d-dynamite Blowing shit up with homemade d-d-d-dynamite

Heart-dropping blow-up fights We’re tearing at the seams (ooh-oh) We’re heading for a massive crash, can’t turn back All the broken glass sparkling I guess we're partying

So let's let things come out of the woodwork I was took by surprise, why can’t you all realise? Thought we were rolling, besties that I belove Hurt I never dreamed of Know I think you're awesome, right?

Our rules, our dreams, we're blind Blowing shit up with homemade d-d-d-dynamite

Our bonds, our game, falling behind Blowing shit up with homemade d-d-d-dynamite Blowing shit up with homemade d-d-d-dynamite

Now you know it's really gonna blow (explosion noise)

Our rules, our dreams, we're blind Blowing shit up with homemade d-d-d-dynamite

Our bonds, our game, falling behind Blowing shit up with homemade d-d-d-dynamite Blowing shit up with homemade d-d-d-dynamite Blowing shit up with homemade d-d-d-dynamite

Our rules, our dreams, we're blind

Blowing shit up with homemade d-d-d-dynamite

Our bonds, our game, falling behind Blowing shit up with homemade d-d-d-dynamite