Utterly Average In Every Way

[beyoncebeytwice]

[just-girls-like]

[cur-sed]

[irsesvolveravolver]

[gay-nochaser-deactivated2017060]

Miss these two

[mudwerks]

I forgot I was making caramel at work. It’s a tad overcooked.

[4023922526-deactivated20211025]

Congrats on making actual fucking lava

[androginking]

When You First Come Out w/ @toomuchducky

[virtualteacup]

the little soft “it’s me. it’s gay”

[fuckyeah--fitlesbian]

I want to hear you moan my name

(via fuckyeah–lesbians)

[aldjdjienclddoiwjdnnfmskaifush]

i'm a Heterosexual.

haha april fools!!!!!!! could you imagine if i was really straight. gross!! no offense to them. i respect the heterosexuals’ life decision i just am not one !!!!! 100% Not Hetero Here!!! haha

[fwuitgummi]

THE FUNNIEST THING ABT CHOPPED IS like its like “2.3 seconds left” and these chefs R like “DAMN LEMME MAKE A VINAIGRETTE RN” AND IM ON MY COUCH SCREAMING IMTO A PILLOW LIKE BRAD YOU HAVE A SECOND LEFT AND YOURE PULLING OUT UR BLENDER

[lovemakesyouwonder]

[lovemakesyouwonder]

[blanket8989898-deactivated20150]

catch me in ur bathroom drinkin out the faucet cuz I’m too embarassed to ask ur mom where the cups are

[incendavery]

every frickin night

[godlessondheimite]

I would date an actor just so I can tell people that my boyfriend’s an actor and then they’d be like “oh? What’s he been in?” And I’d say “me” and raise my wine glass and laugh because in this scenario I’m at a fancy cocktail party.

[naturaekos]

[black-to-the-bones-deactivated2]

This is important.

[jupitersmusings]