Broadway Thots

|Mikey| |He/Him| |Official Newsie Dad|

[what-even-is-thiss]

“Cats don’t actually love you”

A cat is a small creature in the middle of the food chain that is fully aware that you are a very large thing that could stomp its head in at any moment and yet it chooses to rest its tiny little head on your leg for a nap and spreads out on the floor near you exposing its belly and its most sensitive organs. It brings dead mice and bugs to you to share food.

Don’t you get it? This tiny thing trusts you. It wants to help you too. It licks your leg thinking that it’s helping. It kneads on you to find comfort. It shares its body warmth with you in the cold and gives you your space in the heat. It hisses at other mammals it sees outside including other cats in an effort to protect its family.

Cats love you so so much. But they will keep trying to eat plastic.

[canadianwolfbirb]

Not gonna read the prequel. It’s just a money grab and they probably won’t even make sure it is canon compliant with their own goddamn lore.

Why would I invest emotional energy into a character they killed at 21 in one of the most egregious, lazy ways for no narrative purpose?

He isn’t going to LA. His band won’t succeed. Eddie Munson died at 21 in the upside down because the Duffers haven’t figured out how to write a show that’s emotionally compelling without killing a character (with a more than 90% chance of coming back to life which is fine once or twice but THRICE? THRICE IN 4 SEASONS?).

Fanfic writers and fandom already crafted a character from the bare bones thrown at them and you’ll tear my precious lil goblin out of my cold dead hands.

[extraclwnporeal]

Really thinking about how this fandom headcanon-ed and ficwrote Eddie Munson to life. I've seen people talking about how they think Eddie does his hair, where he gets his rings, his relationship with a mom and a dad that haven't appeared ONCE, how he would be going with his life if that show hadn't been so unfair with him. The things people do when they love something are incredible.

[wastelandhell]

yeah sure theres a story but my real takeaway from totk is

[stillhashed]

Tears of the Kingdom doodles.. or as I like to call the game, sard borken simulator

[heliianth]

WGHY DOES HE HAVE A FOUR WHEELER TGATS SO FUNNY. WHO GAVE HIM THAT?????

[myststone]

ITS NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE

GUYS HES NOT JUST JUMPING TO SAVE HER FROM FALLING

GUYS THE MALICE WAS AFTER HER

HE ISN’T TURNING TO RUN HE’S TURNING TO SAVE HER

TO BE WITH HER

AFTER SHE WAS ALONE FOR 100 YEARS

AFTER SHE LOST EVERYONE SHE EVER CARED FOR

HES NOT LETTING THAT HAPPEN AGAIN

EVEN IF IT MEANS THEY BOTH SUFFER

HE’S DAMN SURE THEY’RE GOING TO DO IT TOGETHER

[renatogpadilla]

I'M SORRY. MATT MERCER, DID YOU LAND FUCKING GANONDORF?!?!?!

[waifuarts]

Link's New Tractor

[Instagram /Etsy]

[jinaxxo]

when you're not sure you'll be able to stop him.... 😖

[triforce-princess]

new official art for tears of the kingdom

source; https://twitter.com/ZeldaOfficialJP

[ugli-ly]

if you think about it it's only fair that Character With No Canon Physical Description is declared sexiest man by popular vote. on the Critically Acclaimed Movie That Doesn't Fucking Exist website

[ofstoriesandstardust]

carmel frappe make the pain go away

[likaaf]

[uh-oh-its-bird]

Putting this here for those smart enough to not have a Twitter account (I envy you)

^ Latest post just now at 5:12pm CST

[mywitchcultblr]

[cecut]

good lord

[theamazingsallyhogan]

No hate watching.

[hungry-skeleton]

If you need another reason to not hate watch this reminder that the creator is a terf

[flittering-sylph]

Man I hate it when people use the pronoun “you” as a singular pronoun in an informal setting. “You” is plural, unless thou dost speak to an unfamiliar person. The correct singular second person pronoun is “thou” in most cases. Grammar never changes. Pronouns must always stay one way until the end of time. Learn thy proper English. *sigh* Kids these days.

[gollyplot]

If thou this mistake shouldst make on thine own blog, then know, villain, that thou art a dirty descriptivist, and no friend of mine. Ne'er should language itself alter, it doth remain fixèd as such, untouch’d by change. Wouldst thou, vile descriptivist, that we forget the heritage of our great tongue? Nay, say I. Thou art but a dickhead who sayest so.

[kingfucko]

stynt ðy clappe! beoð ðo writerris be wetleas knafen. ðy langag o engelond diffoulened be, ille usenid bi sclaundrous novelri.