Crunchatize Me Cap'n

hi im clara

[wayneradiotv]

dont fuck with me or ill weld all your joints shut in your sleep

[wayneradiotv]

gonna be walkin like a gingerbread man

[knockoffs-and-bootlegs]

Incredibly powerful underwear, spotted in Belize

[swishersposts]

artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.

[zsnes]

its like, impossible to come up with anything funnier than the experience of seeing this post

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

pharoahs fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs

[bigstupiduglyogre]

watching pirates of the carribean and danm that fish dude is ugly

[yungsquidward]

his name is johnny depp

[softwaring]

[baaulp]

🎵Ain’t nobody dope as me I’m dressed so fresh so clean🎵

🎵(So fresh and so clean clean)🎵

me listening to outkast with mac & cheese stains on my mouth: yeah

[golfgalaxy]

puttting macking cheese in the michael wave

[doujinshi]

[carbink]

[ms-gender-blog]

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

[slimetony]

hey people who know astrology shit. ive been having a lot of feeligs lately. any planets i can blame that on.

[chandra-nalaar]

earth

[saeto15]

AhhhHhhhhHHHHHHHHhhhhhh

[laughterkey]

:V

[drunp-archive-deactivated201711]

[valtsv]

[la-laborista-republiko]

[mycelea]

Lmfao “infiltrating” I got some news for yall about the institution of the police

[insaneinspireddreamer]

Here I fixed it

[animalbody]

nothing makes me more nervous than my bus taking a different route then it normally does like???? where are u taking me

[animalbody]

me: I’m the king of public transportation, a ghoul haunting the streets that run like veins through this city-

the bus: turns left where it normally goes straight

me: I am naked and alone in this universe and no one is watching over me