I learned something today!

[broflovski69]

So Cartman had to BEG me to download Tumblr for a bet…

But DAMN. I feel like there was some corny, sadistic nickel using this account before me!

When I signed up, I heard this annoying, grating voice telling me to not make an account!

I SWEAR TO GOD, I AM NOT BULLSHITTING. There was a fucking ghost here trying to HARASS ME into not making account! Seriously! They were saying antisemitic shit to my EAR! THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS GENUINELY WORSE THAN CARTMAN.

Does Tumblr know about this?! God, maybe I should contact support about this if this crap keeps happening!

[kewlest-person-ever]

@broflovski69 YOU ARE NOT GETTING MAH SUPERSTAR YOU FUCKING JOO!!!

GODDAMNIT, I KNOW YOU ARE GREEDY BUT NOT THIS GREEDY!! THIS IS TOO FAR!! WAYYY TOO FAR!

I’LL GET TO THAT SUPERSTAR FIRST AND SHOW IT TO YOU AND THAT STUPIIDDD MILKSHAKE’S FACE AND SEE THAT I AM ACTUALLY THE KEWLEST AND MOST AWESOME PERSON EVER!!

[broflovski69]

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

[broflovski69]

So Cartman had to BEG me to download Tumblr for a bet…

But DAMN. I feel like there was some corny, sadistic nickel using this account before me!

When I signed up, I heard this annoying, grating voice telling me to not make an account!

I SWEAR TO GOD, I AM NOT BULLSHITTING. There was a fucking ghost here trying to HARASS ME into not making account! Seriously! They were saying antisemitic shit to my EAR! THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS GENUINELY WORSE THAN CARTMAN.

Does Tumblr know about this?! God, maybe I should contact support about this if this crap keeps happening!

[dennis-the-aardvark]

MAN, YOU CHOSE THE WORST TIME TO COME OM HERE!!! A MURDERER IS ON THE LOOSE!

[broflovski69]

HUH? A MURDERER?

[dennis-the-aardvark]

THEY CALL HIM BIG DYLAN OR SO IVE HEARD..

[kewlest-person-ever]

FUCKING PUSSY! BIG DYLAN IS NOT EVEN SCARY!

[dennis-the-aardvark]

Well look at you! Seems like Dylan isn't the only big thing in the room...

[kewlest-person-ever]

HEY!!!!!! I’M NOT BIG!!!!!

[master-shake-the-mic-ruler]

QUIET I KNOW HOW TO TELL WITH THIS KID

YO BIG ' BOY! LISTEN UP!

YOU WANNA PROVE TO US YOU AREN'T BIG?

THEY SAY THERE'S A HIDDEN COSMIC ARTIFACT OUT THERE KNOWN AS THE SUPERSTAR.

YOU COULD TOTALLY GO AND FIND IT FOR US!!! PROVE YOU'RE ON THE TOP OF THE FOOD CHAIN!! *PFFT..*

[kewlest-person-ever]

I’M NOT BI—

W-what did you say…?

[master-shake-the-mic-ruler]

YUUPPP.

THEY SAY THAT ONCE YA' FIND THE THING IT GIVES YOU UNIMAGINABLE POWER. SO MUCH POWER YA WON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH IT. YOU COULD EVEN SPAWN YOURSELF 50 CASA BONITAS! EVEN MORE!

Now NOBODY KNOWS WHEREEE THE SUPERSTAR IS THOUGH. SO, GOOD LUCK!

[kewlest-person-ever]

…It makes me kewler than Kahl???

[master-shake-the-mic-ruler]

YUP! YOU COULD EXPLODE HIM WITH YOUR TOTALLY REAL AND AWESOME POWERS!

[kewlest-person-ever]

Explode Kahl with extremely kewl and awesome powers..????

[master-shake-the-mic-ruler]

YOU COULD EVEN PUT HIS ASHES IN A LITTLE JAR AND BULLY HIM... FOREVER!!!

[kewlest-person-ever]

…I GOT AUTHORITAH????!!!

[master-shake-the-mic-ruler]

YES, CARTMAN. YOU'LL GET ALL THE AUTHORITY YOU COULD EVER WANT!

[kewlest-person-ever]

…..

….I HAVE TO FIND THAT SUPERSTAR!!!!!

[master-shake-the-mic-ruler]

YUP!!! YOU GO AND DO THAT! LIKE AN EASTER EGG HUNT!!! AHAHAHAHHA!!

[broflovski69]

THERE’S NO WAY HE ACTUALLY BELIEVES IN THAT.

[dennis-the-aardvark]

He can't actually be that gullible.. can he?

[broflovski69]

Trust me, he is that gullible.

[broflovski69]

So Cartman had to BEG me to download Tumblr for a bet…

But DAMN. I feel like there was some corny, sadistic nickel using this account before me!

When I signed up, I heard this annoying, grating voice telling me to not make an account!

I SWEAR TO GOD, I AM NOT BULLSHITTING. There was a fucking ghost here trying to HARASS ME into not making account! Seriously! They were saying antisemitic shit to my EAR! THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS GENUINELY WORSE THAN CARTMAN.

Does Tumblr know about this?! God, maybe I should contact support about this if this crap keeps happening!

[dennis-the-aardvark]

MAN, YOU CHOSE THE WORST TIME TO COME OM HERE!!! A MURDERER IS ON THE LOOSE!

[broflovski69]

HUH? A MURDERER?

[dennis-the-aardvark]

THEY CALL HIM BIG DYLAN OR SO IVE HEARD..

[kewlest-person-ever]

FUCKING PUSSY! BIG DYLAN IS NOT EVEN SCARY!

[dennis-the-aardvark]

Well look at you! Seems like Dylan isn't the only big thing in the room...

[kewlest-person-ever]

HEY!!!!!! I’M NOT BIG!!!!!

[master-shake-the-mic-ruler]

QUIET I KNOW HOW TO TELL WITH THIS KID

YO BIG ' BOY! LISTEN UP!

YOU WANNA PROVE TO US YOU AREN'T BIG?

THEY SAY THERE'S A HIDDEN COSMIC ARTIFACT OUT THERE KNOWN AS THE SUPERSTAR.

YOU COULD TOTALLY GO AND FIND IT FOR US!!! PROVE YOU'RE ON THE TOP OF THE FOOD CHAIN!! *PFFT..*

[kewlest-person-ever]

I’M NOT BI—

W-what did you say…?

[master-shake-the-mic-ruler]

YUUPPP.

THEY SAY THAT ONCE YA' FIND THE THING IT GIVES YOU UNIMAGINABLE POWER. SO MUCH POWER YA WON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH IT. YOU COULD EVEN SPAWN YOURSELF 50 CASA BONITAS! EVEN MORE!

Now NOBODY KNOWS WHEREEE THE SUPERSTAR IS THOUGH. SO, GOOD LUCK!

[kewlest-person-ever]

…It makes me kewler than Kahl???

[master-shake-the-mic-ruler]

YUP! YOU COULD EXPLODE HIM WITH YOUR TOTALLY REAL AND AWESOME POWERS!

[kewlest-person-ever]

Explode Kahl with extremely kewl and awesome powers..????

[master-shake-the-mic-ruler]

YOU COULD EVEN PUT HIS ASHES IN A LITTLE JAR AND BULLY HIM... FOREVER!!!

[kewlest-person-ever]

…I GOT AUTHORITAH????!!!

[master-shake-the-mic-ruler]

YES, CARTMAN. YOU'LL GET ALL THE AUTHORITY YOU COULD EVER WANT!

[kewlest-person-ever]

…..

….I HAVE TO FIND THAT SUPERSTAR!!!!!

[master-shake-the-mic-ruler]

YUP!!! YOU GO AND DO THAT! LIKE AN EASTER EGG HUNT!!! AHAHAHAHHA!!

[broflovski69]

THERE’S NO WAY HE ACTUALLY BELIEVES IN THAT.

[broflovski69]

So Cartman had to BEG me to download Tumblr for a bet…

But DAMN. I feel like there was some corny, sadistic nickel using this account before me!

When I signed up, I heard this annoying, grating voice telling me to not make an account!

I SWEAR TO GOD, I AM NOT BULLSHITTING. There was a fucking ghost here trying to HARASS ME into not making account! Seriously! They were saying antisemitic shit to my EAR! THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS GENUINELY WORSE THAN CARTMAN.

Does Tumblr know about this?! God, maybe I should contact support about this if this crap keeps happening!

[dennis-the-aardvark]

MAN, YOU CHOSE THE WORST TIME TO COME OM HERE!!! A MURDERER IS ON THE LOOSE!

[broflovski69]

HUH? A MURDERER?

[dennis-the-aardvark]

THEY CALL HIM BIG DYLAN OR SO IVE HEARD..

[kewlest-person-ever]

FUCKING PUSSY! BIG DYLAN IS NOT EVEN SCARY!

[dennis-the-aardvark]

Well look at you! Seems like Dylan isn't the only big thing in the room...

[kewlest-person-ever]

HEY!!!!!! I’M NOT BIG!!!!!

[master-shake-the-mic-ruler]

QUIET I KNOW HOW TO TELL WITH THIS KID

YO BIG ' BOY! LISTEN UP!

YOU WANNA PROVE TO US YOU AREN'T BIG?

THEY SAY THERE'S A HIDDEN COSMIC ARTIFACT OUT THERE KNOWN AS THE SUPERSTAR.

YOU COULD TOTALLY GO AND FIND IT FOR US!!! PROVE YOU'RE ON THE TOP OF THE FOOD CHAIN!! *PFFT..*

[broflovski69]

A superstar? Like the Mario Superstar? Pfftt

[broflovski69]

So Cartman had to BEG me to download Tumblr for a bet…

But DAMN. I feel like there was some corny, sadistic nickel using this account before me!

When I signed up, I heard this annoying, grating voice telling me to not make an account!

I SWEAR TO GOD, I AM NOT BULLSHITTING. There was a fucking ghost here trying to HARASS ME into not making account! Seriously! They were saying antisemitic shit to my EAR! THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS GENUINELY WORSE THAN CARTMAN.

Does Tumblr know about this?! God, maybe I should contact support about this if this crap keeps happening!

[dennis-the-aardvark]

MAN, YOU CHOSE THE WORST TIME TO COME OM HERE!!! A MURDERER IS ON THE LOOSE!

[broflovski69]

HUH? A MURDERER?

[dennis-the-aardvark]

THEY CALL HIM BIG DYLAN OR SO IVE HEARD..

[broflovski69]

…You gotta be shitting me.

[broflovski69]

So Cartman had to BEG me to download Tumblr for a bet…

But DAMN. I feel like there was some corny, sadistic nickel using this account before me!

When I signed up, I heard this annoying, grating voice telling me to not make an account!

I SWEAR TO GOD, I AM NOT BULLSHITTING. There was a fucking ghost here trying to HARASS ME into not making account! Seriously! They were saying antisemitic shit to my EAR! THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS GENUINELY WORSE THAN CARTMAN.

Does Tumblr know about this?! God, maybe I should contact support about this if this crap keeps happening!

[dennis-the-aardvark]

MAN, YOU CHOSE THE WORST TIME TO COME OM HERE!!! A MURDERER IS ON THE LOOSE!

[broflovski69]

HUH? A MURDERER?

[mark-the-critical-guy]

yoo @ultimatekingofsarcasm @blockydoesfunnydoings @best-prankdoer-in-da-wrld wanna go bully somebody??

[gotta-go-fast91]

yk what..sure lol

[yarnkins-crochette]

.. i don't know if i can do it this time.

[gotta-go-fast91]

why not?

[yarnkins-crochette]

it's just.. i just.. something.. i... i met somebody new in my life and now.. now.. pranking others gives me a weird feeling..

[gotta-go-fast91]

bro are you saying that you dont wanna prank others anymore?

[yarnkins-crochette]

well it's just.. i..

@jumping-cholla-587.. don't wake up..

MY HEAD IS JUST IN CIRCLES! I GET REMINDED OF CHLORIS AND WHAT SHE'D THINK AND. I DONT KNOW, OKAY!?

[jumping-cholla-587]

chrrp...?

[mark-the-critical-guy]

NO WAY THIS GUY HAS A KID NOW AHAHHAHAHHAAHAAA

[jumping-cholla-587]

HSSSSSS...

[mark-the-critical-guy]

DUDE LOOKS LIKE A BOOGER @ultimatekingofsarcasm and @blockydoesfunnydoings DUUUDEE ARE YOU SEEING THIS OR WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE A BOOOGER

[broflovski69]

BRO YOURE SO RIGHT AHAHAH

[mark-the-critical-guy]

LUIGI!?

[broflovski69]

WHAT? NO IM JUST IN HIS BODY

[mark-the-critical-guy]

yoo @ultimatekingofsarcasm @blockydoesfunnydoings @best-prankdoer-in-da-wrld wanna go bully somebody??

[gotta-go-fast91]

yk what..sure lol

[yarnkins-crochette]

.. i don't know if i can do it this time.

[gotta-go-fast91]

why not?

[yarnkins-crochette]

it's just.. i just.. something.. i... i met somebody new in my life and now.. now.. pranking others gives me a weird feeling..

[gotta-go-fast91]

bro are you saying that you dont wanna prank others anymore?

[yarnkins-crochette]

well it's just.. i..

@jumping-cholla-587.. don't wake up..

MY HEAD IS JUST IN CIRCLES! I GET REMINDED OF CHLORIS AND WHAT SHE'D THINK AND. I DONT KNOW, OKAY!?

[jumping-cholla-587]

chrrp...?

[mark-the-critical-guy]

NO WAY THIS GUY HAS A KID NOW AHAHHAHAHHAAHAAA

[jumping-cholla-587]

HSSSSSS...

[mark-the-critical-guy]

DUDE LOOKS LIKE A BOOGER @ultimatekingofsarcasm and @blockydoesfunnydoings DUUUDEE ARE YOU SEEING THIS OR WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE A BOOOGER

[broflovski69]

BRO YOURE SO RIGHT AHAHAH

[radio-claudio]

Ciao everyone! It's a me, mario! Here to say, if ya have a problem, come on down to me and my younger brothers @ultimatekingofsarcasm (mind the-a weird username) plumbing company!

[broflovski69]

WH- I DONT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOUR ASS IS TALKING ABOUT!

[radio-claudio]

luigi!? what's with the cussing!?

[broflovski69]

WHAT. LOOK, IM NOT YOUR-

💡

[radio-claudio]

huh!? luigi, what do you mean?

[broflovski69]

heehheh its nothinggggg

[radio-claudio]

luigi..

[broflovski69]

really! its zilch!

[radio-claudio]

Ciao everyone! It's a me, mario! Here to say, if ya have a problem, come on down to me and my younger brothers @ultimatekingofsarcasm (mind the-a weird username) plumbing company!

[broflovski69]

WH- I DONT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOUR ASS IS TALKING ABOUT!

[radio-claudio]

luigi!? what's with the cussing!?

[broflovski69]

WHAT. LOOK, IM NOT YOUR-

💡

[radio-claudio]

huh!? luigi, what do you mean?

[broflovski69]

heehheh its nothinggggg

[radio-claudio]

Ciao everyone! It's a me, mario! Here to say, if ya have a problem, come on down to me and my younger brothers @ultimatekingofsarcasm (mind the-a weird username) plumbing company!

[broflovski69]

WH- I DONT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOUR ASS IS TALKING ABOUT!

[radio-claudio]

luigi!? what's with the cussing!?

[broflovski69]

WHAT. LOOK, IM NOT YOUR-

💡

[radio-claudio]

Ciao everyone! It's a me, mario! Here to say, if ya have a problem, come on down to me and my younger brothers @ultimatekingofsarcasm (mind the-a weird username) plumbing company!

[broflovski69]

WH- I DONT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOUR ASS IS TALKING ABOUT!

[broflovski69]

hey guys im going to bul- WH- WHY THE FUCK DO I SOUND LIKE A DYING PIG?!

[mark-the-critical-guy]

@blockydoesfunnydoings @ultimatekingofsarcasm hey, CS told us he was going to pull a new prank today on somebody, he hasn't told me but has he told you two what it was?

[broflovski69]

nope

[gotta-go-fast91]

nah he didnt but i bet its going to be HILARIOUS

[mark-the-critical-guy]

SO LETS GO SEE AND FIND OUT!! we should first go and sneak up on that wesley guys blog since he was the one with the most stuff recently!

[gotta-go-fast91]

YEAH!!!

[mark-the-critical-guy]

PFPFFT PFT GUYS THIS IS HILARIOUS

[broflovski69]

FR!!!!!

[mark-the-critical-guy]

@every-wesley-meme-is-canon googoo gaaggaa!! dduurrr!!

[broflovski69]

GOOGOO GAGAAA!!! DO YOU WANT YOUR PACIFIER AHAAH

[mark-the-critical-guy]

GAAGAGAGGAA GOOOGOOOO

[gotta-go-fast91]

GAAGGA GOOGOO GAGAAA

[mark-the-critical-guy]

BABBABABA GOOGOGOO

[gotta-go-fast91]

WAAAA GOO GOO GOOO WAHHHHH

[mark-the-critical-guy]

YOU FRICKING BABY IDIOT, YOU SHOULD DIE FOR THIS!

[broflovski69]

AHAHAHAHAGAG

[mark-the-critical-guy]

@blockydoesfunnydoings @ultimatekingofsarcasm hey, CS told us he was going to pull a new prank today on somebody, he hasn't told me but has he told you two what it was?

[broflovski69]

nope

[gotta-go-fast91]

nah he didnt but i bet its going to be HILARIOUS

[mark-the-critical-guy]

SO LETS GO SEE AND FIND OUT!! we should first go and sneak up on that wesley guys blog since he was the one with the most stuff recently!

[gotta-go-fast91]

YEAH!!!

[mark-the-critical-guy]

PFPFFT PFT GUYS THIS IS HILARIOUS

[broflovski69]

FR!!!!!

[mark-the-critical-guy]

@every-wesley-meme-is-canon googoo gaaggaa!! dduurrr!!

[broflovski69]

GOOGOO GAGAAA!!! DO YOU WANT YOUR PACIFIER AHAAH

[mark-the-critical-guy]

@blockydoesfunnydoings @ultimatekingofsarcasm hey, CS told us he was going to pull a new prank today on somebody, he hasn't told me but has he told you two what it was?

[broflovski69]

nope

[gotta-go-fast91]

nah he didnt but i bet its going to be HILARIOUS

[mark-the-critical-guy]

SO LETS GO SEE AND FIND OUT!! we should first go and sneak up on that wesley guys blog since he was the one with the most stuff recently!

[gotta-go-fast91]

YEAH!!!

[mark-the-critical-guy]

PFPFFT PFT GUYS THIS IS HILARIOUS

[broflovski69]

FR!!!!!