SUPER BIG-BONED!!!

KEWLEST PERSON EVER! GET ME MORE FOLLOWS THAN KAHL!! KFC AND CASA BONITA ENTHUSIAST

[kewlest-person-ever]

@broflovski69 YOU ARE NOT GETTING MAH SUPERSTAR YOU FUCKING JOO!!!

GODDAMNIT, I KNOW YOU ARE GREEDY BUT NOT THIS GREEDY!! THIS IS TOO FAR!! WAYYY TOO FAR!

I’LL GET TO THAT SUPERSTAR FIRST AND SHOW IT TO YOU AND THAT STUPIIDDD MILKSHAKE’S FACE AND SEE THAT I AM ACTUALLY THE KEWLEST AND MOST AWESOME PERSON EVER!!

[princess-of-sarasaland]

... you're joking, right?

[kewlest-person-ever]

NO I’M SO SERIOUSLY!!! I’M GONNA GET THAT SUPERSTAR IF IT’S THE LAST THING I DO!

[youjustgotluigid]

NONONONO LITTLE BOY, DON’T GET THE SUPERSTAR!! IT’S TOO DANGEROUS FOR YOU TO HANDLE!!!

[princess-of-sarasaland]

Exactly!

Oh, hey luigi!

[youjustgotluigid]

AH!!!!

D-Daisy!

What..What are you doing here????

[princess-of-sarasaland]

Good to see you, Lugs! I heard there was some traction for this town so I just decided to come over! Extra bonus points knowing you just so happen to be here, too!

[youjustgotluigid]

….

Baddd idea….

[princess-of-sarasaland]

Hm? Why's that?

[youjustgotluigid]

There’s this scary Big Dylan guy rampaging town!!!!!

[princess-of-sarasaland]

SAY WHA?!

Well, I'm not scared of No Dylan! And you shouldn't be either, Lugs! You're a real strong guy! I know that!

[youjustgotluigid]

I wouldn’t say I’m that strong…

[princess-of-sarasaland]

Aw, hey, don't say that! You are that strong! I know you don't believe that but I do, because I've seen it myself! Just believe in yourself more, Lugs. Because I know just how awesome you can be!

[youjustgotluigid]

I…

[kewlest-person-ever]

Dawwwwww… Do you two wanna find someplace else so you can make out??

[kewlest-person-ever]

@broflovski69 YOU ARE NOT GETTING MAH SUPERSTAR YOU FUCKING JOO!!!

GODDAMNIT, I KNOW YOU ARE GREEDY BUT NOT THIS GREEDY!! THIS IS TOO FAR!! WAYYY TOO FAR!

I’LL GET TO THAT SUPERSTAR FIRST AND SHOW IT TO YOU AND THAT STUPIIDDD MILKSHAKE’S FACE AND SEE THAT I AM ACTUALLY THE KEWLEST AND MOST AWESOME PERSON EVER!!

[princess-of-sarasaland]

... you're joking, right?

[kewlest-person-ever]

NO I’M SO SERIOUSLY!!! I’M GONNA GET THAT SUPERSTAR IF IT’S THE LAST THING I DO!

[kewlest-person-ever]

@broflovski69 YOU ARE NOT GETTING MAH SUPERSTAR YOU FUCKING JOO!!!

GODDAMNIT, I KNOW YOU ARE GREEDY BUT NOT THIS GREEDY!! THIS IS TOO FAR!! WAYYY TOO FAR!

I’LL GET TO THAT SUPERSTAR FIRST AND SHOW IT TO YOU AND THAT STUPIIDDD MILKSHAKE’S FACE AND SEE THAT I AM ACTUALLY THE KEWLEST AND MOST AWESOME PERSON EVER!!

[carl-robinson]

Man this merch, it always manages to capture my smile🩷

[kewlest-person-ever]

HELLLL NAHHH WE GOT FUCKIN CLANKERS HERE????

[master-shake-the-mic-ruler]

CARTMAN!!! I THINK I SEE THAT SUPERSTAR STARTING TO MELT AWAY!!! OH NO!!

[kewlest-person-ever]

WHAT? NUH UHHH!!!!

[master-shake-the-mic-ruler]

YEAHHH HUH! I CAN FEEL IT! THE POWER.. OU NOO...

[kewlest-person-ever]

WHA—HOW????? I NEED THAT SUPERSTAR!!!

[master-shake-the-mic-ruler]

OOOH BUT IT'S EVEN WORSE! I CAN HEAR THEM.... THEY'RE SPEAKING TO ME.. THEY'RE SAYING. UH ..

"MASTER SHAKE.. WE WANT KYLE, WE'RE GOING TO MAGICALLY TELEPORT TO KYLE AND GIVE KYLE THE SUPERPOWER!"

AIN'T THAT SOMETHING?! SEEMS LIKE YOU REALLY WEREN'T THE CHOSEN ONE AFTER ALL ..

[kewlest-person-ever]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[master-shake-the-mic-ruler]

THEN YA BETTER START LOOKING! BECAUSE I CAN ALREADY SENSE THEM STARTING TO FLY TO KYLE! THEY EVEN WANNA GIVE HIM A SUPERHERO IDENTITY!

[kewlest-person-ever]

WHAT???? I WANT A SUPERHERO IDENTITY!!!

THIS ISN’T FAIR!!! NO ONE WANTS TO SEE FUCKING HUMAN KITE AS AN ACTUAL SUPERHERO!!

[master-shake-the-mic-ruler]

WELL, WE'RE ALL GONNA SEE HIM FLYING THROUGH THE AIR ANY MOMENT NOW... I CAN SEE IT NOW. ALL THE FANS, THE APPLAUSE, THE MOVIES, THE FAME... KINDA SAD YOU HAVE TO MISS OUT ON IT, HUH?

[kewlest-person-ever]

NONONONNONONONONONONNONONONO

[master-shake-the-mic-ruler]

WAIT ... IM EVEN SENSING A BIGGER AWARD.

KITEMAN WILL ALSO GET AN ENDLESS LIFE SUPPLY OF CASA BONITA AND KFC CHICKEN SKIN?!? WOW!!!!! TALK ABOUT A SUPERSTAR, THAT'S AMAZING! AND YOU GOT NONE OF IT. NOT EVEN ZIP!

[kewlest-person-ever]

WHATTTT?????????? NONONONONONONONO GET ME THAT SUPERSTAR!!!!!! KAHL DOESN’T DESERVE THAT AWARD!!!! YOU ARE MAKING KAHL EVEN MORE SMUG THAN HE ALREADY IS!!!!

[master-shake-the-mic-ruler]

WELL I CAN'T JUST FIND IT FOR YOU...YOU HAVE TO LOOK FOR IT YOURSELF! UNLESS OF COURSE, YOU WANT KYLE TO BE THE SUPERSTAR?

[kewlest-person-ever]

I’LL SHOW YOU, SPOILED MILKSHAKE ASSHOLE!!! I’LL GET THAT SUPERSTAR AND YOU ARE GOING TO CRY ABOUT HOW AWESOME I AM AND NOW UNKEWL YOU ARE COMPARED TO ME!!!

[carl-robinson]

Man this merch, it always manages to capture my smile🩷

[kewlest-person-ever]

HELLLL NAHHH WE GOT FUCKIN CLANKERS HERE????

[master-shake-the-mic-ruler]

CARTMAN!!! I THINK I SEE THAT SUPERSTAR STARTING TO MELT AWAY!!! OH NO!!

[kewlest-person-ever]

WHAT? NUH UHHH!!!!

[master-shake-the-mic-ruler]

YEAHHH HUH! I CAN FEEL IT! THE POWER.. OU NOO...

[kewlest-person-ever]

WHA—HOW????? I NEED THAT SUPERSTAR!!!

[master-shake-the-mic-ruler]

OOOH BUT IT'S EVEN WORSE! I CAN HEAR THEM.... THEY'RE SPEAKING TO ME.. THEY'RE SAYING. UH ..

"MASTER SHAKE.. WE WANT KYLE, WE'RE GOING TO MAGICALLY TELEPORT TO KYLE AND GIVE KYLE THE SUPERPOWER!"

AIN'T THAT SOMETHING?! SEEMS LIKE YOU REALLY WEREN'T THE CHOSEN ONE AFTER ALL ..

[kewlest-person-ever]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[master-shake-the-mic-ruler]

THEN YA BETTER START LOOKING! BECAUSE I CAN ALREADY SENSE THEM STARTING TO FLY TO KYLE! THEY EVEN WANNA GIVE HIM A SUPERHERO IDENTITY!

[kewlest-person-ever]

WHAT???? I WANT A SUPERHERO IDENTITY!!!

THIS ISN’T FAIR!!! NO ONE WANTS TO SEE FUCKING HUMAN KITE AS AN ACTUAL SUPERHERO!!

[master-shake-the-mic-ruler]

WELL, WE'RE ALL GONNA SEE HIM FLYING THROUGH THE AIR ANY MOMENT NOW... I CAN SEE IT NOW. ALL THE FANS, THE APPLAUSE, THE MOVIES, THE FAME... KINDA SAD YOU HAVE TO MISS OUT ON IT, HUH?

[kewlest-person-ever]

NONONONNONONONONONONNONONONO

[master-shake-the-mic-ruler]

WAIT ... IM EVEN SENSING A BIGGER AWARD.

KITEMAN WILL ALSO GET AN ENDLESS LIFE SUPPLY OF CASA BONITA AND KFC CHICKEN SKIN?!? WOW!!!!! TALK ABOUT A SUPERSTAR, THAT'S AMAZING! AND YOU GOT NONE OF IT. NOT EVEN ZIP!

[kewlest-person-ever]

WHATTTT?????????? NONONONONONONONO GET ME THAT SUPERSTAR!!!!!! KAHL DOESN’T DESERVE THAT AWARD!!!! YOU ARE MAKING KAHL EVEN MORE SMUG THAN HE ALREADY IS!!!!

[carl-robinson]

Man this merch, it always manages to capture my smile🩷

[kewlest-person-ever]

HELLLL NAHHH WE GOT FUCKIN CLANKERS HERE????

[master-shake-the-mic-ruler]

CARTMAN!!! I THINK I SEE THAT SUPERSTAR STARTING TO MELT AWAY!!! OH NO!!

[kewlest-person-ever]

WHAT? NUH UHHH!!!!

[master-shake-the-mic-ruler]

YEAHHH HUH! I CAN FEEL IT! THE POWER.. OU NOO...

[kewlest-person-ever]

WHA—HOW????? I NEED THAT SUPERSTAR!!!

[master-shake-the-mic-ruler]

OOOH BUT IT'S EVEN WORSE! I CAN HEAR THEM.... THEY'RE SPEAKING TO ME.. THEY'RE SAYING. UH ..

"MASTER SHAKE.. WE WANT KYLE, WE'RE GOING TO MAGICALLY TELEPORT TO KYLE AND GIVE KYLE THE SUPERPOWER!"

AIN'T THAT SOMETHING?! SEEMS LIKE YOU REALLY WEREN'T THE CHOSEN ONE AFTER ALL ..

[kewlest-person-ever]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[master-shake-the-mic-ruler]

THEN YA BETTER START LOOKING! BECAUSE I CAN ALREADY SENSE THEM STARTING TO FLY TO KYLE! THEY EVEN WANNA GIVE HIM A SUPERHERO IDENTITY!

[kewlest-person-ever]

WHAT???? I WANT A SUPERHERO IDENTITY!!!

THIS ISN’T FAIR!!! NO ONE WANTS TO SEE FUCKING HUMAN KITE AS AN ACTUAL SUPERHERO!!

[master-shake-the-mic-ruler]

WELL, WE'RE ALL GONNA SEE HIM FLYING THROUGH THE AIR ANY MOMENT NOW... I CAN SEE IT NOW. ALL THE FANS, THE APPLAUSE, THE MOVIES, THE FAME... KINDA SAD YOU HAVE TO MISS OUT ON IT, HUH?

[kewlest-person-ever]

NONONONNONONONONONONNONONONO

[carl-robinson]

Man this merch, it always manages to capture my smile🩷

[kewlest-person-ever]

HELLLL NAHHH WE GOT FUCKIN CLANKERS HERE????

[master-shake-the-mic-ruler]

CARTMAN!!! I THINK I SEE THAT SUPERSTAR STARTING TO MELT AWAY!!! OH NO!!

[kewlest-person-ever]

WHAT? NUH UHHH!!!!

[master-shake-the-mic-ruler]

YEAHHH HUH! I CAN FEEL IT! THE POWER.. OU NOO...

[kewlest-person-ever]

WHA—HOW????? I NEED THAT SUPERSTAR!!!

[master-shake-the-mic-ruler]

OOOH BUT IT'S EVEN WORSE! I CAN HEAR THEM.... THEY'RE SPEAKING TO ME.. THEY'RE SAYING. UH ..

"MASTER SHAKE.. WE WANT KYLE, WE'RE GOING TO MAGICALLY TELEPORT TO KYLE AND GIVE KYLE THE SUPERPOWER!"

AIN'T THAT SOMETHING?! SEEMS LIKE YOU REALLY WEREN'T THE CHOSEN ONE AFTER ALL ..

[kewlest-person-ever]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[master-shake-the-mic-ruler]

THEN YA BETTER START LOOKING! BECAUSE I CAN ALREADY SENSE THEM STARTING TO FLY TO KYLE! THEY EVEN WANNA GIVE HIM A SUPERHERO IDENTITY!

[kewlest-person-ever]

WHAT???? I WANT A SUPERHERO IDENTITY!!!

THIS ISN’T FAIR!!! NO ONE WANTS TO SEE FUCKING HUMAN KITE AS AN ACTUAL SUPERHERO!!

[carl-robinson]

Man this merch, it always manages to capture my smile🩷

[kewlest-person-ever]

HELLLL NAHHH WE GOT FUCKIN CLANKERS HERE????

[master-shake-the-mic-ruler]

CARTMAN!!! I THINK I SEE THAT SUPERSTAR STARTING TO MELT AWAY!!! OH NO!!

[kewlest-person-ever]

WHAT? NUH UHHH!!!!

[master-shake-the-mic-ruler]

YEAHHH HUH! I CAN FEEL IT! THE POWER.. OU NOO...

[kewlest-person-ever]

WHA—HOW????? I NEED THAT SUPERSTAR!!!

[master-shake-the-mic-ruler]

OOOH BUT IT'S EVEN WORSE! I CAN HEAR THEM.... THEY'RE SPEAKING TO ME.. THEY'RE SAYING. UH ..

"MASTER SHAKE.. WE WANT KYLE, WE'RE GOING TO MAGICALLY TELEPORT TO KYLE AND GIVE KYLE THE SUPERPOWER!"

AIN'T THAT SOMETHING?! SEEMS LIKE YOU REALLY WEREN'T THE CHOSEN ONE AFTER ALL ..

[kewlest-person-ever]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[carl-robinson]

Man this merch, it always manages to capture my smile🩷

[kewlest-person-ever]

HELLLL NAHHH WE GOT FUCKIN CLANKERS HERE????

[carl-robinson]

HELLO?? WHAT RIGHT DO YOU HAVE IDIOT 4TH GRADER

[kewlest-person-ever]

HEY I’M NOT AN IDIOT!! AT LEAST I’M NOT MADE OF FUCKING WIRES AND CIRCUITS!

[carl-robinson]

YOUR BRAIN ISNT FULLY DEVELOPED I CAN 100% CALL YOU AN IDIOT

And by the way…your literally made up of easily collapsable organs and bones.

[kewlest-person-ever]

NO I’M NOT!! I’M LIKE THE SMARTEST AND KEWLEST KID EVER!!!

[carl-robinson]

Really?

Name all the planets

[kewlest-person-ever]

UHHHHHHHH

Earth…

Mars…

Moon…

THIS IS STUPID! I DON’T NEED TO LEARNING ABOUT DUMB PLANETS TO BE SMART!!

[carl-robinson]

Man this merch, it always manages to capture my smile🩷

[kewlest-person-ever]

HELLLL NAHHH WE GOT FUCKIN CLANKERS HERE????

[master-shake-the-mic-ruler]

CARTMAN!!! I THINK I SEE THAT SUPERSTAR STARTING TO MELT AWAY!!! OH NO!!

[kewlest-person-ever]

WHAT? NUH UHHH!!!!

[master-shake-the-mic-ruler]

YEAHHH HUH! I CAN FEEL IT! THE POWER.. OU NOO...

[kewlest-person-ever]

WHA—HOW????? I NEED THAT SUPERSTAR!!!

[carl-robinson]

Man this merch, it always manages to capture my smile🩷

[kewlest-person-ever]

HELLLL NAHHH WE GOT FUCKIN CLANKERS HERE????

[carl-robinson]

HELLO?? WHAT RIGHT DO YOU HAVE IDIOT 4TH GRADER

[kewlest-person-ever]

HEY I’M NOT AN IDIOT!! AT LEAST I’M NOT MADE OF FUCKING WIRES AND CIRCUITS!

[carl-robinson]

YOUR BRAIN ISNT FULLY DEVELOPED I CAN 100% CALL YOU AN IDIOT

And by the way…your literally made up of easily collapsable organs and bones.

[kewlest-person-ever]

NO I’M NOT!! I’M LIKE THE SMARTEST AND KEWLEST KID EVER!!!

[carl-robinson]

Man this merch, it always manages to capture my smile🩷

[kewlest-person-ever]

HELLLL NAHHH WE GOT FUCKIN CLANKERS HERE????

[master-shake-the-mic-ruler]

CARTMAN!!! I THINK I SEE THAT SUPERSTAR STARTING TO MELT AWAY!!! OH NO!!

[kewlest-person-ever]

WHAT? NUH UHHH!!!!

[carl-robinson]

Man this merch, it always manages to capture my smile🩷

[kewlest-person-ever]

HELLLL NAHHH WE GOT FUCKIN CLANKERS HERE????

[carl-robinson]

HELLO?? WHAT RIGHT DO YOU HAVE IDIOT 4TH GRADER

[kewlest-person-ever]

HEY I’M NOT AN IDIOT!! AT LEAST I’M NOT MADE OF FUCKING WIRES AND CIRCUITS!

[carl-robinson]

Man this merch, it always manages to capture my smile🩷

[kewlest-person-ever]

HELLLL NAHHH WE GOT FUCKIN CLANKERS HERE????

[broflovski69]

So Cartman had to BEG me to download Tumblr for a bet…

But DAMN. I feel like there was some corny, sadistic nickel using this account before me!

When I signed up, I heard this annoying, grating voice telling me to not make an account!

I SWEAR TO GOD, I AM NOT BULLSHITTING. There was a fucking ghost here trying to HARASS ME into not making account! Seriously! They were saying antisemitic shit to my EAR! THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS GENUINELY WORSE THAN CARTMAN.

Does Tumblr know about this?! God, maybe I should contact support about this if this crap keeps happening!

[dennis-the-aardvark]

MAN, YOU CHOSE THE WORST TIME TO COME OM HERE!!! A MURDERER IS ON THE LOOSE!

[broflovski69]

HUH? A MURDERER?

[dennis-the-aardvark]

THEY CALL HIM BIG DYLAN OR SO IVE HEARD..

[kewlest-person-ever]

FUCKING PUSSY! BIG DYLAN IS NOT EVEN SCARY!

[dennis-the-aardvark]

Well look at you! Seems like Dylan isn't the only big thing in the room...

[kewlest-person-ever]

HEY!!!!!! I’M NOT BIG!!!!!

[master-shake-the-mic-ruler]

QUIET I KNOW HOW TO TELL WITH THIS KID

YO BIG ' BOY! LISTEN UP!

YOU WANNA PROVE TO US YOU AREN'T BIG?

THEY SAY THERE'S A HIDDEN COSMIC ARTIFACT OUT THERE KNOWN AS THE SUPERSTAR.

YOU COULD TOTALLY GO AND FIND IT FOR US!!! PROVE YOU'RE ON THE TOP OF THE FOOD CHAIN!! *PFFT..*

[kewlest-person-ever]

I’M NOT BI—

W-what did you say…?

[master-shake-the-mic-ruler]

YUUPPP.

THEY SAY THAT ONCE YA' FIND THE THING IT GIVES YOU UNIMAGINABLE POWER. SO MUCH POWER YA WON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH IT. YOU COULD EVEN SPAWN YOURSELF 50 CASA BONITAS! EVEN MORE!

Now NOBODY KNOWS WHEREEE THE SUPERSTAR IS THOUGH. SO, GOOD LUCK!

[kewlest-person-ever]

…It makes me kewler than Kahl???

[master-shake-the-mic-ruler]

YUP! YOU COULD EXPLODE HIM WITH YOUR TOTALLY REAL AND AWESOME POWERS!

[kewlest-person-ever]

Explode Kahl with extremely kewl and awesome powers..????

[master-shake-the-mic-ruler]

YOU COULD EVEN PUT HIS ASHES IN A LITTLE JAR AND BULLY HIM... FOREVER!!!

[kewlest-person-ever]

…I GOT AUTHORITAH????!!!

[master-shake-the-mic-ruler]

YES, CARTMAN. YOU'LL GET ALL THE AUTHORITY YOU COULD EVER WANT!

[kewlest-person-ever]

…..

….I HAVE TO FIND THAT SUPERSTAR!!!!!

[broflovski69]

So Cartman had to BEG me to download Tumblr for a bet…

But DAMN. I feel like there was some corny, sadistic nickel using this account before me!

When I signed up, I heard this annoying, grating voice telling me to not make an account!

I SWEAR TO GOD, I AM NOT BULLSHITTING. There was a fucking ghost here trying to HARASS ME into not making account! Seriously! They were saying antisemitic shit to my EAR! THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS GENUINELY WORSE THAN CARTMAN.

Does Tumblr know about this?! God, maybe I should contact support about this if this crap keeps happening!

[dennis-the-aardvark]

MAN, YOU CHOSE THE WORST TIME TO COME OM HERE!!! A MURDERER IS ON THE LOOSE!

[broflovski69]

HUH? A MURDERER?

[dennis-the-aardvark]

THEY CALL HIM BIG DYLAN OR SO IVE HEARD..

[kewlest-person-ever]

FUCKING PUSSY! BIG DYLAN IS NOT EVEN SCARY!

[dennis-the-aardvark]

Well look at you! Seems like Dylan isn't the only big thing in the room...

[kewlest-person-ever]

HEY!!!!!! I’M NOT BIG!!!!!

[master-shake-the-mic-ruler]

QUIET I KNOW HOW TO TELL WITH THIS KID

YO BIG ' BOY! LISTEN UP!

YOU WANNA PROVE TO US YOU AREN'T BIG?

THEY SAY THERE'S A HIDDEN COSMIC ARTIFACT OUT THERE KNOWN AS THE SUPERSTAR.

YOU COULD TOTALLY GO AND FIND IT FOR US!!! PROVE YOU'RE ON THE TOP OF THE FOOD CHAIN!! *PFFT..*

[kewlest-person-ever]

I’M NOT BI—

W-what did you say…?

[master-shake-the-mic-ruler]

YUUPPP.

THEY SAY THAT ONCE YA' FIND THE THING IT GIVES YOU UNIMAGINABLE POWER. SO MUCH POWER YA WON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH IT. YOU COULD EVEN SPAWN YOURSELF 50 CASA BONITAS! EVEN MORE!

Now NOBODY KNOWS WHEREEE THE SUPERSTAR IS THOUGH. SO, GOOD LUCK!

[kewlest-person-ever]

…It makes me kewler than Kahl???

[master-shake-the-mic-ruler]

YUP! YOU COULD EXPLODE HIM WITH YOUR TOTALLY REAL AND AWESOME POWERS!

[kewlest-person-ever]

Explode Kahl with extremely kewl and awesome powers..????

[master-shake-the-mic-ruler]

YOU COULD EVEN PUT HIS ASHES IN A LITTLE JAR AND BULLY HIM... FOREVER!!!

[kewlest-person-ever]

…I GOT AUTHORITAH????!!!

[broflovski69]

So Cartman had to BEG me to download Tumblr for a bet…

But DAMN. I feel like there was some corny, sadistic nickel using this account before me!

When I signed up, I heard this annoying, grating voice telling me to not make an account!

I SWEAR TO GOD, I AM NOT BULLSHITTING. There was a fucking ghost here trying to HARASS ME into not making account! Seriously! They were saying antisemitic shit to my EAR! THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS GENUINELY WORSE THAN CARTMAN.

Does Tumblr know about this?! God, maybe I should contact support about this if this crap keeps happening!

[dennis-the-aardvark]

MAN, YOU CHOSE THE WORST TIME TO COME OM HERE!!! A MURDERER IS ON THE LOOSE!

[broflovski69]

HUH? A MURDERER?

[dennis-the-aardvark]

THEY CALL HIM BIG DYLAN OR SO IVE HEARD..

[kewlest-person-ever]

FUCKING PUSSY! BIG DYLAN IS NOT EVEN SCARY!

[dennis-the-aardvark]

Well look at you! Seems like Dylan isn't the only big thing in the room...

[kewlest-person-ever]

HEY!!!!!! I’M NOT BIG!!!!!

[master-shake-the-mic-ruler]

QUIET I KNOW HOW TO TELL WITH THIS KID

YO BIG ' BOY! LISTEN UP!

YOU WANNA PROVE TO US YOU AREN'T BIG?

THEY SAY THERE'S A HIDDEN COSMIC ARTIFACT OUT THERE KNOWN AS THE SUPERSTAR.

YOU COULD TOTALLY GO AND FIND IT FOR US!!! PROVE YOU'RE ON THE TOP OF THE FOOD CHAIN!! *PFFT..*

[kewlest-person-ever]

I’M NOT BI—

W-what did you say…?

[master-shake-the-mic-ruler]

YUUPPP.

THEY SAY THAT ONCE YA' FIND THE THING IT GIVES YOU UNIMAGINABLE POWER. SO MUCH POWER YA WON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH IT. YOU COULD EVEN SPAWN YOURSELF 50 CASA BONITAS! EVEN MORE!

Now NOBODY KNOWS WHEREEE THE SUPERSTAR IS THOUGH. SO, GOOD LUCK!

[kewlest-person-ever]

…It makes me kewler than Kahl???

[master-shake-the-mic-ruler]

YUP! YOU COULD EXPLODE HIM WITH YOUR TOTALLY REAL AND AWESOME POWERS!

[kewlest-person-ever]

Explode Kahl with extremely kewl and awesome powers..????