Welcome to the World of OTPs

For most of my favorite OTPs, and yours!~<3

[magicjungle-deactivated20140802]

If this gets 10,000 notes, I’ll take a cardboard cutout of Loki to prom this year

[magicjungle-deactivated20140802]

It has been done

[colourofthepast]

[6mg]

Boys, Fashion, Awesomeness ♥

[dewbug-deactivated20140430]

do you wanna build a ………… slime man

[iguanamouth]

[farinurlaubofficial-deactivated]

this is honestly my favorite post i ever made

[cuttlefishgarden]

This is Florida

It burns 9 months of the year and rains the other 3

The food that grows here is oranges and more oranges

The people that grow here are old or spoiled rich

The only upsides are the parks

Other states have Six Flags or fairs

We have

Magic Kingdom, Animal Kingdom, Epcot, MGM, Universal Studios, Islands of Adventure, Lion Country Safari, Busch Gardens, Rapids, SeaWorld, Legoland, Blizzard Beach, Typhoon Lagoon, and Disney Quest.

[valarmorghilus-deactivated20160]

#all the awards for the cutest cast

[taylor-swift-deactivated2015032]

[bestlols-deactivated20140726]

[wsswatson]

It confuses me when parents tell their daughters that their male friends can’t come to sleepovers like do they think they’re going to have sex with them IN FRONT OF ALL THEIR OTHER FRIENDS?

[pancreass-deactivated20170609]

ORGY, IT’S CALLED AN ORGY

[wsswatson]

Ah yes, I participated in many orgies when I was 12.

[wholefoodsorganickale]

The very first fucking card

[foreveralone-lyguy]

nostalgia pack

[consulting-cannibal]

another commission for haley!! SHE WANTS THE CUTEST THINGS AND I THANK HER FOR THAT

[mallotovcocktail]

i love you

[atomicpoisonivy-deactivated2025]

'if lesbians use dildos why don't they just have sex with a man?'

[burningoleander]

'if straight men like fucking women in the ass why don't they just fuck men?'

[balestrate]

[brohtp]

WHERE THE FUCK WAS THIS POST EVEN SUPPOSED TO GO

[claclalala]

This is for all you ladies out there.

[kunaigirl]

the struggle is real

[ghoul-prince-uta-blog]

I have a trans man story about this.

Since I’m pre-t I still have my period but since I’m socially out as trans I use men’s bathrooms. One time at the college the family bathroom was taken and so I went into the men’s room to do my business. I tried opening the little pad as quietly as I could manage, but the rustling and ripping sound still happened. I froze in silence because I didn’t know if the other guy in the men’s room heard it or not.

Then after a little bit of silence I hear…

"Who has a bag of chips?"

And in a panic I just whisper back to him “I’m not sharing.”

Then I hear a huff before he finished his business and left.

[dailylaughter4u]

[cyanideandfandoms-blog]

But why the last one though what am I not getting

[spydercyde]

I can’t breath…I have not laughed this hard in years 

[ccesamestreet-deactivated201412]

Okay, quick story about the last one- I go to this school too, and the creative writing teacher is rad as hell (like the kind to give out free coffee on fridays)

After all of the kids have submitted their short stories, he reads them all for the first time to his two kids, who help him grade them, in a way.

One time, a girl wrote a story about a sheep, named Trixie, making her dream come true by moving to the big city to become an actress, a singer, or whatever (he was pretty vague on the description) 

She took a bus and a few trains and finally ended up in the ‘Big City’, where she tries to make her dream come true.

Now I dont remember the exact sequence of events that came next, but Trixie the sheep eventually ended up becoming a prostitute mid-sentence.

Our teacher didnt really realize this at the time, since it was his first time reading it, and to his kids he was caught completely off guard. And lets just say he had to explain a few new concepts to his kids that night..

And that’s why we can’t write any more stories about Trixie going to the Big City.

[duchessofdongs]

I think my two favorites are That’s it I’m putting you up for Adoption and You were an Accident

[theartofdysfunction]

[umahowell-deactivated20150712]

It looks like a cat version of Toothless.

[zionangel]

I SHALL TAKE THIS COMMENT AS PROOF THAT THE ENTIRE WORLD AGREES THAT TOOTHLESS IS A CAT.  TRUFAX.

[a-whole-kind-of-wonderful]

I mean, he was based off of a cat, makes sense!

[lunah-goodbye]

[brohtp]

Slytherin!Harry AU + Some Ravenclaw!Hermione

[biswals]

don’t you =w= me

[bigdaddyjoestar]

isnt it odd how the human mind expands inwardly forever

i can build characters and worlds and universes and define new laws of nature

construct stories and timelines and fit it all together inside my own head

and yet i can’t draw a fUCKING LAMP

[fieryredsam]

the science building in my university has PERIODIC TABLES

[stepdilfgeraldloggins-deactivat]

if two people sat at that table for a romantic dinner they would be carbon dating